Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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kphoger

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 24, 2025, 12:00:47 PMBecause we aren't a communist country, and us would signify socialism.

It's an especially bad answer because communism and socialism aren't the same thing.

Quote from: I-55 on September 24, 2025, 12:04:40 PMThat's why "interstate" is abbreviated with "I". This is an individualistic country, I will drive "I" routes as I please.

Nicely played.

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Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.


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Quote from: kphoger on September 23, 2025, 09:59:54 AM23 SEP 2025

What does this sign mean?

*optional* — With four words or less, what would be a good text-based version be?


Road go spinny

Quote from: kphoger on September 24, 2025, 08:50:28 AM24 SEP 2025

Interstate Highway shields say "INTERSTATE" on them.
Why don't U.S. Route shields say "U.S." on them?
Some guy really wanted them to say "FEDERAL", and they left it blank as a compromise.

Dirt Roads

Quote from: kphoger on September 24, 2025, 08:50:28 AM24 SEP 2025

Interstate Highway shields say "INTERSTATE" on them.
Why don't U.S. Route shields say "U.S." on them?

Because U.S. contains too many letters for a road sign.

IowaTraveler

Quote from: kphoger on September 23, 2025, 09:59:54 AM23 SEP 2025

What does this sign mean?

*optional* — With four words or less, what would be a good text-based version be?


This is the sign you'll see when you drive west across a time zone boundary. The counterclockwise rotation indicated by the arrows serves as a reminder to set your clocks back by an hour. A clockwise version of this sign is used when driving east across a time zone boundary, although both versions of the sign have fallen out of use with the proliferation of clocks that automatically adjust to time zone changes.


Quote from: kphoger on September 24, 2025, 08:50:28 AM24 SEP 2025

Interstate Highway shields say "INTERSTATE" on them.
Why don't U.S. Route shields say "U.S." on them?
They do, but the letters are in white like they are on interstate shields, so they blend in with the white background.

akotchi

Quote from: kphoger on September 23, 2025, 09:59:54 AM23 SEP 2025

What does this sign mean?

*optional* — With four words or less, what would be a good text-based version be?


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kphoger

Quote from: IowaTraveler on September 24, 2025, 04:40:12 PMThis is the sign you'll see when you drive west across a time zone boundary. The counterclockwise rotation indicated by the arrows serves as a reminder to set your clocks back by an hour. A clockwise version of this sign is used when driving east across a time zone boundary, although both versions of the sign have fallen out of use with the proliferation of clocks that automatically adjust to time zone changes.

They do, but the letters are in white like they are on interstate shields, so they blend in with the white background.

By the way, I love both of these answers.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

GaryV

Quote from: kphoger on September 24, 2025, 08:50:28 AM24 SEP 2025

Interstate Highway shields say "INTERSTATE" on them.
Why don't U.S. Route shields say "U.S." on them?

Because they wanted to head off having internet posters that might sing about little bushes and invent non-existent words. Too bad it didn't work.

Henry

Quote from: kphoger on September 24, 2025, 08:50:28 AM24 SEP 2025

Interstate Highway shields say "INTERSTATE" on them.
Why don't U.S. Route shields say "U.S." on them?
Because we don't want the foreigners to think that we're all police officers.
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Quote from: JayhawkCO on September 24, 2025, 11:31:19 AM
Quote from: kphoger on September 24, 2025, 11:30:26 AM
Quote from: JayhawkCO on September 24, 2025, 10:55:33 AMGood answer:
They used to.


I thought that was just a California thing.  Was that a nationwide standard at some point?

No, but nonetheless it did exist.

Actually, yes, it was a nationwide standard at one point, but only for about five years or so, and only on Interstate highways. It appeared in the AASHTO publication for signage on Interstate highways, which served as a stopgap until the 1961 MUTCD was ready.

Colorado was one of the heaviest users of it outside of California. Have a US-24 (and there are many more if you look in the Colorado section of the Shield Gallery).
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