Random Thoughts

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1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on February 01, 2026, 10:28:07 PM
Quote from: LilianaUwU on February 01, 2026, 08:16:42 PMMoses parted the Red Sea.

Robert Moses parted neighborhoods.

I feel like that's the setup for a bunch of really inappropriate things to say. ....

And then you have Bruce Springsteen's song "Leap of Faith." Partial lyrics (recall his wife is a redhead):

QuoteNow your legs were heaven, your breasts were the altar,
Your body was the holy land.
You shouted "jump" but my heart faltered.
You laughed and said, "Baby, don't you understand?"

It takes a leap of faith to get things going.
It takes a leap of faith, you gotta show some guts.
It takes a leap of faith to get things going.
There in your heart, there you must trust.

Now you were the Red Sea, I was Moses.
I kissed you and slipped into a bed of roses.
The waters parted and love rushed inside.
I was Jesus' son sanctified.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.


PColumbus73

Facebook keeps recommending reels of AI-snow-car accidents. I don't seek them out, but they make me laugh at how they're obviously nonsensical they are and how people believe they're real.

kphoger

Halfway around the globe is 180°.  Go either direction from 0° longitude (the Prime Meridian), and one ostensibly switches from one side of the globe to the other after 180° of travel.  The halfway point heading west, then, would be the 90th Meridian West.  That line of longitude runs right through the US state of Illinois, which is arguably the most Midwestern of all states.

Coincidence?  I think not.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Dirt Roads

Quote from: kphoger on February 09, 2026, 01:40:29 PMHalfway around the globe is 180°.  Go either direction from 0° longitude (the Prime Meridian), and one ostensibly switches from one side of the globe to the other after 180° of travel.  The halfway point heading west, then, would be the 90th Meridian West.  That line of longitude runs right through the US state of Illinois, which is arguably the most Midwestern of all states.

Coincidence?  I think not.

Sounds like what a flerfer would say. 

1995hoo

"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

Quote from: kphoger on February 09, 2026, 01:40:29 PMHalfway around the globe is 180°.  Go either direction from 0° longitude (the Prime Meridian), and one ostensibly switches from one side of the globe to the other after 180° of travel.  The halfway point heading west, then, would be the 90th Meridian West.  That line of longitude runs right through the US state of Illinois, which is arguably the most Midwestern of all states.

Coincidence?  I think not.
Quote from: Dirt Roads on February 09, 2026, 01:52:14 PMSounds like what a flerfer would say. 

You know, I've never read a flerfer using that as an anti-globe argument.  As much as they "do their own research", that is surprising, isn't it?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

TheCatalyst31

Quote from: Dirt Roads on February 09, 2026, 01:52:14 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 09, 2026, 01:40:29 PMHalfway around the globe is 180°.  Go either direction from 0° longitude (the Prime Meridian), and one ostensibly switches from one side of the globe to the other after 180° of travel.  The halfway point heading west, then, would be the 90th Meridian West.  That line of longitude runs right through the US state of Illinois, which is arguably the most Midwestern of all states.

Coincidence?  I think not.

Sounds like what a flerfer would say. 

I wonder how many flat earthers believe the earth is flat because they've only experienced Illinois and assume the rest of the planet is the same way.

Max Rockatansky

#4882
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on February 09, 2026, 10:34:57 PM
Quote from: Dirt Roads on February 09, 2026, 01:52:14 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 09, 2026, 01:40:29 PMHalfway around the globe is 180°.  Go either direction from 0° longitude (the Prime Meridian), and one ostensibly switches from one side of the globe to the other after 180° of travel.  The halfway point heading west, then, would be the 90th Meridian West.  That line of longitude runs right through the US state of Illinois, which is arguably the most Midwestern of all states.

Coincidence?  I think not.

Sounds like what a flerfer would say. 

I wonder how many flat earthers believe the earth is flat because they've only experienced Illinois and assume the rest of the planet is the same way.

Didn't Crash_It mention something about only having ventured as far as Florida?  Imagine being so consumed by that Illinois flat life that it seems towering compared to the terrain you once saw on a trip to Disney World?

Beltway

Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on February 09, 2026, 10:34:57 PM
Quote from: Dirt Roads on February 09, 2026, 01:52:14 PMSounds like what a flerfer would say. 
I wonder how many flat earthers believe the earth is flat because they've only experienced Illinois and assume the rest of the planet is the same way.
Flerfers also tend to believe in things like chemtrails, flying saucers and black helicopters.
Baloney is a reserved word on the Internet
    (Robert Coté, 2002)

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Beltway on February 10, 2026, 01:27:37 AM
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on February 09, 2026, 10:34:57 PM
Quote from: Dirt Roads on February 09, 2026, 01:52:14 PMSounds like what a flerfer would say. 
I wonder how many flat earthers believe the earth is flat because they've only experienced Illinois and assume the rest of the planet is the same way.
Flerfers also tend to believe in things like chemtrails, flying saucers and black helicopters.

They sound impleasable.

Beltway

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 10, 2026, 07:51:54 AM
Quote from: Beltway on February 10, 2026, 01:27:37 AM
Quote from: TheCatalyst31 on February 09, 2026, 10:34:57 PM
Quote from: Dirt Roads on February 09, 2026, 01:52:14 PMSounds like what a flerfer would say. 
I wonder how many flat earthers believe the earth is flat because they've only experienced Illinois and assume the rest of the planet is the same way.
Flerfers also tend to believe in things like chemtrails, flying saucers and black helicopters.
They sound impleasable.
With a psychiatric imbalance.
Baloney is a reserved word on the Internet
    (Robert Coté, 2002)

kphoger

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 10, 2026, 07:51:54 AMThey sound impleasable.

Implacatable, one might say.  Unsatiatable, even.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

mgk920

And they are CERTAIN that dihydrogen monoxide is a perfectly safe material!  :hyper:

Mike

ZLoth

Please tell me this is humor. Right? RIGHT?

Wenn du siehst, dass ich renne, versuch dranzubleiben!
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

kphoger

- Brown is just a shade of orange.

- Cherry flavoring tastes mostly of almonds.

- Blue raspberry flavoring doesn't taste like raspberries at all.

- Caesar salad is Mexican.

- Who can live like this?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

GaryV

Quote from: kphoger on February 12, 2026, 02:41:11 PMCherry flavoring tastes mostly of almonds

Cough syrup.


I-55

Quote from: GaryV on February 12, 2026, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 12, 2026, 02:41:11 PMCherry flavoring tastes mostly of almonds

Cough syrup.



Should've gotten the kids hooked on maraschino cherry liquid instead.
Purdue Civil Engineering '24
Quote from: I-55 on April 13, 2025, 09:39:41 PMThe correct question is "if ARDOT hasn't signed it, why does Google show it?" and the answer as usual is "because Google Maps signs stuff incorrectly all the time"

D-Dey65

I wanted this for an existing thread on old stop signs, but I couldn't find it on the expected board;

Regarding these red "reflectors" in the black lettering on the old yellow stop signs;
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1935_US_stop_sign.svg
Are those button copy or cats eyes?


Scott5114

Quote from: D-Dey65 on February 12, 2026, 06:16:58 PMI wanted this for an existing thread on old stop signs, but I couldn't find it on the expected board;

Regarding these red "reflectors" in the black lettering on the old yellow stop signs;
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1935_US_stop_sign.svg
Are those button copy or cats eyes?



They're SVG circle elements. That's a drawing.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

formulanone

Quote from: kphoger on February 13, 2026, 04:09:17 PMMT-200, between mile marker 105 and 106.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/H55fkRrCrfSC9qBz8



I always wondered where that was (though I suspected the yield sign was out of place).

Now find the location inside the album cover...?

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky


formulanone


kkt

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on February 13, 2026, 06:31:09 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 13, 2026, 06:29:42 PM
Quote from: formulanone on February 13, 2026, 06:10:05 PMNow find the location inside the album cover...?

This one?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/vHmzrsvFdaMuWFeU6



Coincidentally an old alignment of CA 1.

Thank you! I was trying to figure out why that picture was familiar... trip my dad took me on in my teens to see Hearst Castle.