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Started by NE2, April 01, 2015, 05:33:40 AM

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Is self-deprecation funnier than ridiculous renumberings?

yes
5 (14.7%)
no
1 (2.9%)
goat
19 (55.9%)
I'm an idiot and chose this option
9 (26.5%)

Total Members Voted: 34

Voting closed: April 03, 2015, 04:29:44 PM

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NE2

April 01, 2015, 05:33:40 AM  
April fools.
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I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

SSOWorld

#1
April 01, 2015, 07:54:26 AM  
You're fired
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

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kurumi

#2
April 01, 2015, 10:58:21 AM  
The ADP National Employment Report revised its March 2015 numbers down to 271,999 new jobs created for the month. The Dow reacted violently, plunging 11 points after hours. The S&P 500 descended upward 0.003% in frenzied trading.
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Big John

#3
April 01, 2015, 11:47:05 AM  
Nice promotion to Administrator!

Takumi

#4
April 01, 2015, 12:49:17 PM  
To make this relate to me you'd have to erase the person on the left from the last panel.
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roadman65

#5
April 01, 2015, 01:50:29 PM  
Funny Takumi.  I like that.
Every day is a winding road, you just got to get used to it.

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1995hoo

#6
April 01, 2015, 10:01:08 PM  
Well, I did just get hired for something new starting Tuesday and that's not a joke. Perfect timing for it since I just had to replace the clutch and the power steering rack.
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74/171FAN

#7
April 01, 2015, 11:20:14 PM  
I joked to my friends that I went on a date with a special girl last night.  It did not take long for them to figure it out.
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kphoger

#8
April 01, 2015, 11:35:06 PM  
This might be the first poll I've actually voted in.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Molandfreak

#9
April 01, 2015, 11:59:07 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on April 01, 2015, 11:35:06 PM
This might be the first poll I've actually voted in.
According to your user stats, you've cast 7 votes. ;-)
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kphoger

#10
April 02, 2015, 09:05:34 AM  
Well, poo.
Keep right except to pass.  Yes.  You.
Visit scenic Orleans County, NY!
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: Philip K. DickIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Alps

#11
April 02, 2015, 06:24:46 PM  
Quote from: 74/171FAN on April 01, 2015, 11:20:14 PM
I joked to my friends that I went on a date with a special girl last night.  It did not take long for them to figure it out.
Hi, Jill!

corco

#12
April 02, 2015, 06:40:41 PM  
If jeffandnicole got divorced, would we have to create two different handles, one for each of them? If so, why does Jeff get to be Jeff? Getting divorced isn't Jeff-worthy.

If not, how would we ever know? And would he be lying by still being both people?

Takumi

#13
April 02, 2015, 10:42:43 PM  
He could change his name to jeffwithoutnicole, or something similar.
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

corco

#14
April 03, 2015, 12:13:21 AM  
I support that option

Duke87

#15
April 03, 2015, 12:26:27 AM  
Quote from: Takumi on April 02, 2015, 10:42:43 PM
He could change his name to jeffwithoutnicole, or something similar.

At another forum I hang out on there was a member who registered with the name "lovejessyka4ever". After the subsequent breakup, he was permitted to change his username to "jessyka who?", which it remains to this day.

So this concept has precedent.
If you always take the same road, you will never see anything new.
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