Santa Claus is a Time Lord

[vtk]

The following strange things about Santa Claus can easily be explained if he's a time lord:

• Santa is apparently very old
• He has been seen with varying physical appearance
• He can visit millions of homes in a single night
• He carries millions of gifts in his sleigh & gift sack
• There are no language barriers when talking to Santa

[freebrickproductions]

All I can say is:

[mhh]

There's plenty of room for all the gifts in his sack because it's bigger on the inside.

[mhh]

. . . and lots of planets have a North Pole.

[triplemultiplex]

Do Time Lords have slave labor forces?  If so, then that's another one.

[Stephane Dumas]

Maybe Santa got the help of Doctor Who.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8vLeW3zbQ

[US71]

Maybe Santa got the help of Doctor Who.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8vLeW3zbQ

Don't forget James Bond and (maybe) Mary Poppins

[vdeane]

Mary Poppins is obviously Missy: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2015-09-15/7-reasons-why-doctor-whos-missy-should-be-the-star-of-the-new-mary-poppins-film

[vtk]

Do Time Lords have slave labor forces?  If so, then that's another one.

Perhaps the elves are Oods

[ET21]

Santa uses Skynet time travel spheres. Don't look when he' coming down the chimney 

[US71]

There's plenty of room for all the gifts in his sack because it's bigger on the inside.

We called that a "Bag of Holding" back in the D&D days

[US71]

Santa uses Skynet time travel spheres. Don't look when he' coming down the chimney 

No, a "time ring". Remember the fellow who shows up in Terror of the Autons?

[roadman]

Why does Santa have his operation at the North Pole?  Perhaps it's because of cheap elf labor, lower environmental standards, and tax breaks.  Is this really the example we want him to set for young impressionable kids?

paraphrased from Calvin and Hobbes

[Henry]

It's amazing how he can slow down time enough to make deliveries to every house in the world! But one has to wonder, what if there is no chimney? Then how will he get in?

BTW, I know Santa will be feeling extra generous, because his hometown Kansas City Royals won the World Series

[US71]

It's amazing how he can slow down time enough to make deliveries to every house in the world! But one has to wonder, what if there is no chimney? Then how will he get in?

A time ring...or a fully-working TARDIS

[freebrickproductions]

It's amazing how he can slow down time enough to make deliveries to every house in the world! But one has to wonder, what if there is no chimney? Then how will he get in?

By busting through the front door, or any of the windows.
Otherwise, he'll climb through the HVAC ducts.

[jeffandnicole]

It's amazing how he can slow down time enough to make deliveries to every house in the world! But one has to wonder, what if there is no chimney? Then how will he get in?

By busting through the front door, or any of the windows.
Otherwise, he'll climb through the HVAC ducts.

Growing up, my parents left the door unlocked.

(They probably locked it the second I went upstairs! lol)

[kurumi]

Florida Man Cites 'Stand Your Ground' in Santa Shooting

... "He was in my house, in my living room," said Porter. "I'm within my rights to protect my property with deadly force." ...

... There were no signs of forced entry at any doors or windows. Porter said that Claus maintained he had entered through the chimney -- an anatomical impossibility. An inspection of a large red sack in Claus's possession revealed a Minions playset, Frozen Elsa doll, a lightsaber, two Lego sets, and an unloaded Browning Buck Mark handgun. "That's probably for my boy," Porter admitted. "He put that on his list."

Jeff Bezos, Amazon CEO, and David Abney, United Parcel Service CEO, pledged to help deliver the remaining 633,651,802 gifts in the sleigh on the Porters' rooftop to their intended recipients. Eight of the nine reindeer will be relocated to a wildlife refuge in northern Minnesota. The ninth reindeer will be retained at the University of Florida Genetics Institute in Gainesville for further research.

[Brandon]

It's amazing how he can slow down time enough to make deliveries to every house in the world! But one has to wonder, what if there is no chimney? Then how will he get in?

A time ring...or a fully-working TARDIS

He could be using a vortex manipulator.  Otherwise, his TARDIS's chameleon circuit is stuck looking like a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.

[vdeane]

He could be using a vortex manipulator.  Otherwise, his TARDIS's chameleon circuit is stuck looking like a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.

Given the latest episode of Doctor Who, that seems to be a common problem.

[Rothman]

He could be using a vortex manipulator.  Otherwise, his TARDIS's chameleon circuit is stuck looking like a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.

Given the latest episode of Doctor Who, that seems to be a common problem.

Ugh.  That episode was horrible.