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Would you like to see a Tooth Fairy 3 movie?

Started by Pink Jazz, February 25, 2016, 05:07:15 PM

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As some should know, there were two Tooth Fairy movies, the first being a theatrical release staring The Rock, while the second was a straight to DVD/Blu-Ray release featuring Larry the Cable Guy. I was wondering, does anyone here there think there should be a Tooth Fairy 3?

I personally think there should. The movie should take place in the East Valley of the Phoenix metropolitan area (specifically Mesa, Chandler, Gilbert, and Tempe), and the main character (who would go by his actor's first name) should be portrayed by Richard Karn, who would be a master plumber who lives in Gilbert.

After Richard tells his daughter that the Tooth Fairy isn't real, he is turned into a tooth fairy himself, all in a pink outfit consisting of a pink polo shirt, a pink baseball cap, pink pants, and pink shoes, all with a pair of pink fairy wings. He is transported to Fairy Land, where he meets the head tooth fairy (portrayed by Jason David Frank), who puts Richard on a mission to collect 10 teeth. After Richard asks why is his outfit pink and not some other color, the head tooth fairy gives him the reason "You know that Real Men Wear Pink. All of our tooth fairies in Arizona wear pink because it keeps them cool in the summer".

One of the gags in the movie would be when Richard gets stuck in freeway traffic due to a late night hazmat accident, a magical wave goes across, where the dynamic message signs on the freeways get modified to display the travel times to the houses where Richard must collect teeth. When the travel times are to long to make it to the house on time, Richard must use some of his five pink glowing fairy candies to fly over to the particular houses.

What does anyone here think about such an idea?


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