Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com

[hbelkins]

Illnesses you would like to have

Affluenza.

Priapism. 

[NE2]

Beers you have clinched

Bears you have clinched

The one in Delaware.

[Dougtone]

Beers you have clinched (although a number of us in the Forum enjoy a good beer)
Sporting venues clinched
Hairballs you have collected
Illnesses you would like to have

Did we never have a sporting venues thread? I can see both of the first two on here.

I wouldn't know.  I pay attention like Doge can use proper grammar.

[jeffandnicole]

Clinched threads you have clinched.

[NE2]

Threads you avoid.

Wait, I think I made one of those.

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Illnesses you would like to have

LOL!

Really rare diseases you are aware of.

[Sanctimoniously]

Priapism. 

I can assure you that you definitely do not want.

[vtk]

The Doge thread (so road sign. wow)

I ride
Much wind
Very speed
Many fun
Wow
So bark

We already have a more generic meme thread where these could go, particularly if we went to the trouble of actually captioning dog pictures...

[Takumi]

I was almost the only one who posted memes in that thread. Mostly everyone else just argued about TWLTLs.

[hbelkins]

Showing my ignorance of pop culture again, I had to google "Doge" to figure out what it was all about.

Much meh.
Very huh.
Unwow.

[hotdogPi]

Back to more normal threads we will never see, and not about clinching:

Football game tied 4-4 at end of game

New York Mets beat New York Giants

I-86 is an impostor, so let's keep it NY 17

Expressway to Alpha Centauri

Extension of I-40 to Canada

Poll: Why does this thread exist?

[1995hoo]

....

New York Mets beat New York Giants

....

My mother was a teacher and one of her male colleagues asked if her family rooted for the Yankees or the Mets when she was a kid. She says what dismayed her the most is that he seemed baffled when she said back then you rooted for the Yankees or the Dodgers.

[NE2]

Showing my ignorance of pop culture again, I had to google "Doge" to figure out what it was all about.

More like plop culture amirite?

[Alps]

Showing my ignorance of pop culture again, I had to google "Doge" to figure out what it was all about.

More like plop culture amirite?

Such pun
Much laugh

[formulanone]

Memes exceed the limits Sturgeon's Law: 99% of them are crap.

[J N Winkler]

Is this where a Doge lives?

[Takumi]

Showing my ignorance of pop culture again, I had to google "Doge" to figure out what it was all about.

More like plop culture amirite?

Such pun
Much laugh

wow

[Sanctimoniously]

Who's working between September 27 and October 2?

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Who's working on December 7?

(In a Spanish forum this could happen as this day falls between two holidays, but not in this forum)

[Brandon]

Who's working on December 7?

(In a Spanish forum this could happen as this day falls between two holidays, but not in this forum)

Just so long as it's not at Pearl Harbor, Hawai'i.

[Sanctimoniously]

Interstate Proposals for a Three-State Verdana. All streets with more than four lanes are resigned as Interstate highways.

[formulanone]

Super 2s with a median you'd like to see

Air Hockey Chatter

Ghost Ramps you've clinched by tram

[Takumi]

Routes you've street raced on (street racing is bad, kids!)

(Insert South Hampton Roads city here) awarded most coherent, aesthetically pleasing signage in the nation

Hey SPUI

Highways you haven't clinched

Best-looking roadgeek

Why only 55 on Shore Drive near Fort Story (this is not unrelated to the first idea in this post)

[WillWeaverRVA]

"Is anyone else tired of Laura hugging everyone at roadmeets?"

[hbelkins]

Hey SPUI

I actually have a little miniature beer stein with that HB (Hofbrau) logo on it. Someone gave it to me when I was a teenager. I would have noted that fact in the "Hey HB" thread before it got closed.