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Quote from: MNHighwayMan on March 13, 2017, 06:31:40 PM
Wow, I looked it up and you weren't joking. Weird as hell. A four-lane divided highway that just... ends.

Kind of reminds me of this little jobbie on the north side of Salem, OH:

https://www.google.com/maps/@40.9217957,-80.8721988,5084m/data=!3m1!1e3

Although, I will say that it was part of a march larger plan, also to be named "Route 62".


hotdogPi

Signs that should be overheated (parody of the existing "Signs that should be overheaded" thread)
Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.

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slorydn1

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Max Rockatansky

Quote from: slorydn1 on March 31, 2017, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: noelbotevera on March 30, 2017, 03:24:12 PM
how do i post

We have a winner-this one is not to be topped, nor disputed!

Actually it seems it has been topped as stated by a previous poster:

Quote from: hbelkins on February 04, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
Dzlsabe wins friends and influences people

sparker

This one actually pertains to many of the DOT's out there:

When pulling one's head out of one's ass, do you consult with
     (a) a proctologist ?
     (b) a psychiatrist ?
     (c) a cranial specialist ?
     (d) a factory rep for a lubricant supplier ?
     (e) all of the above ?????

CNGL-Leudimin

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 31, 2017, 10:44:09 AM
Quote from: slorydn1 on March 31, 2017, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: noelbotevera on March 30, 2017, 03:24:12 PM
how do i post

We have a winner-this one is not to be topped, nor disputed!

Actually it seems it has been topped as stated by a previous poster:

Quote from: hbelkins on February 04, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
Dzlsabe wins friends and influences people

Another contender would be this one which was highly controversial but is something paediatricians routinely do:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)
Supporter of the construction of several running gags, including I-366 with a speed limit of 85 mph (137 km/h) and the Hypotenuse.

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freebrickproductions

Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on March 31, 2017, 05:16:08 PM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on March 31, 2017, 10:44:09 AM
Quote from: slorydn1 on March 31, 2017, 10:37:16 AM
Quote from: noelbotevera on March 30, 2017, 03:24:12 PM
how do i post

We have a winner-this one is not to be topped, nor disputed!

Actually it seems it has been topped as stated by a previous poster:

Quote from: hbelkins on February 04, 2017, 04:52:58 PM
Dzlsabe wins friends and influences people

Another contender would be this one which was highly controversial but is something paediatricians routinely do:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

Don't forget:
Quote from: freebrickproductions on February 01, 2017, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: kphoger on February 01, 2017, 01:15:08 PM
Alanland
Analland! :bigass:

Also, all of these deleted article titles on Wikipedia could potentially be ones you'll never see here:
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It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

(They/Them)

freebrickproductions

It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

(They/Them)

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 01:47:37 AM
Boring state route endings

You sure?....seems like we do a lot of complaining on the Pacific Southwest board when there isn't an "end" placard at the end of a route.  Wouldn't seem so far fetched to me given the Interstate and US Route terminus threads we have out there if someone eventually did post that one.

cjk374

Quote from: Max Rockatansky on August 19, 2017, 04:46:07 AM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 01:47:37 AM
Boring state route endings

You sure?....seems like we do a lot of complaining on the Pacific Southwest board when there isn't an "end" placard at the end of a route.  Wouldn't seem so far fetched to me given the Interstate and US Route terminus threads we have out there if someone eventually did post that one.

Or..."State routes that end at seemingly random places". Because, good grief, Louisiana is filled with such state highways.
Runnin' roads and polishin' rails.

hotdogPi

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Welcome from Pyongyang!
Hourly Picture Challenge
Clinched, minus I-93 (I'm missing a few miles and my file is incorrect)

Traveled, plus US 13, 44, and 50, and several state routes

I will be in Burlington VT for the eclipse.

CapeCodder

Here's one you'll never see:

How do I change an adult diaper while going 70 mph on I-55 near Cape Girardeau?

freebrickproductions

Quote from: cjk374 on August 19, 2017, 07:51:28 AM
Quote from: Max Rockatansky on August 19, 2017, 04:46:07 AM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 01:47:37 AM
Boring state route endings

You sure?....seems like we do a lot of complaining on the Pacific Southwest board when there isn't an "end" placard at the end of a route.  Wouldn't seem so far fetched to me given the Interstate and US Route terminus threads we have out there if someone eventually did post that one.

Or..."State routes that end at seemingly random places". Because, good grief, Louisiana is filled with such state highways.
Or even "Boring Transdimentional State Route Endings at Seemingly Random Places". :bigass:

Also:
Quote from: cjk374 on August 19, 2017, 07:51:28 AM
Or..."State routes that end at seemingly random places". Because, good grief, Louisiana is filled with such state highways.
AL 281's south end probably qualifies for that list as well.
It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

(They/Them)

US71

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noelbotevera


GreenLanternCorps

Quote from: CapeCodder on August 19, 2017, 09:45:27 AM
Here's one you'll never see:

How do I change an adult diaper while going 70 mph on I-55 near Cape Girardeau?

This sentence has never been composed before in the English language...

hbelkins

Quote from: CapeCodder on August 19, 2017, 09:45:27 AM
Here's one you'll never see:

How do I change an adult diaper while going 70 mph on I-55 near Cape Girardeau?

Ask that woman who drove from Texas to Florida wearing an astronaut diaper to confront her romantic rival.


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