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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #700 on: August 19, 2017, 03:58:40 PM »
How to turn on a light.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #701 on: August 19, 2017, 04:32:57 PM »
Quote from: ColossalBlocks on August 19, 2017, 03:58:40 PM
How to turn on a light.
How many people it really does require to install a lightbulb
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #702 on: August 19, 2017, 04:55:56 PM »
Quote from: CapeCodder on August 19, 2017, 09:45:27 AM
Here's one you'll never see:

How do I change an adult diaper while going 70 mph on I-55 near Cape Girardeau?
That depends is it yours or someone elses?
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #703 on: August 19, 2017, 04:56:15 PM »
Quote from: US71 on August 19, 2017, 01:36:11 PM
TP Rolls: over or under

I usually go with the spread.  Wait, What???
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #704 on: August 19, 2017, 06:12:57 PM »
Quote from: noelbotevera on August 19, 2017, 04:32:57 PM
How many people it really does require to install a lightbulb

According to a local joke at least five: One to hold the bulb and the other four to turn the person holding the bulb.

I'm now planning to use this one if and when another wave of silly threads occurs, only to show how silly are those:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #705 on: August 19, 2017, 06:48:37 PM »
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on August 19, 2017, 06:12:57 PM
I'm now planning to use this one if and when another wave of silly threads occurs, only to show how silly are those:
Quote from: CNGL-Leudimin on October 06, 2016, 06:18:52 PM
How many toddlers' foreskins have you pulled back? (Yeah, a bit over the top but guaranteed not to surface)

 :eyebrow:
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #706 on: August 19, 2017, 06:50:31 PM »
"How to get banned in five easy steps!" :bigass:

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« Reply #707 on: August 19, 2017, 06:53:09 PM »
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 06:50:31 PM
"How to get banned in five easy steps!" :bigass:

It takes you five?

Amateur.
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« Reply #708 on: August 20, 2017, 10:14:52 PM »

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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #709 on: August 20, 2017, 10:46:09 PM »
POLL:  Favorite Female World Chess Champions
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #710 on: August 21, 2017, 09:11:44 AM »
Why isn't US 101 named after the Kardashians?
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« Reply #711 on: August 21, 2017, 09:50:37 AM »
Quote from: MNHighwayMan on August 19, 2017, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 06:50:31 PM
"How to get banned in five easy steps!" :bigass:

It takes you five?

Amateur.

Depends on how great the offense.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #712 on: August 21, 2017, 10:01:26 AM »
Quote from: US71 on August 21, 2017, 09:50:37 AM
Quote from: MNHighwayMan on August 19, 2017, 06:53:09 PM
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 19, 2017, 06:50:31 PM
"How to get banned in five easy steps!" :bigass:

It takes you five?

Amateur.

Depends on how great the offense.

Don't underestimate defense. Even with a great offense, if you have a poor defense, you won't make it to the finals.

Oh wait, this is the "getting banned" championship?
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #713 on: August 21, 2017, 04:35:02 PM »
How many goats does it take to screw in a Blytheville?
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« Reply #714 on: August 21, 2017, 08:39:41 PM »
I Drove NE-2.
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« Reply #715 on: August 21, 2017, 08:41:52 PM »
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« Reply #716 on: August 21, 2017, 08:45:33 PM »
Quote from: US71 on August 21, 2017, 08:41:52 PM
Quote from: SSOWorld on August 21, 2017, 08:39:41 PM
I Drove NE-2.
Where? Off a cliff? ;)

apparently not since I'm still alive :P
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« Reply #717 on: August 21, 2017, 09:06:56 PM »
What types of food do goats prefer?
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« Reply #718 on: August 21, 2017, 09:13:25 PM »
Quote from: CapeCodder on August 21, 2017, 09:06:56 PM
What types of food do goats prefer?

Technically, we've had that discussion.
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« Reply #719 on: August 21, 2017, 09:16:56 PM »
how do you tie a shoe?
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« Reply #720 on: August 21, 2017, 10:33:04 PM »
How do you compute the aerial velocity of an unladen swallow? And is there a difference between African and European?
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #721 on: August 22, 2017, 06:49:53 AM »
The Future of Transportation: Self Driving Vehicles, Flying Cars, Jet Packs and more: Will our way of life be totally different 100 minutes from now?
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« Reply #722 on: August 22, 2017, 03:47:12 PM »
How to make everyone despise your existence.
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« Reply #723 on: August 22, 2017, 03:49:00 PM »
how to make everyone think you're the top roadgeek?
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« Reply #724 on: August 22, 2017, 03:49:27 PM »
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