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[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

Is Your Mom A Roadgeek?

[roadman]

Do you prefer GE or EMD?

Reminds me of a quote from a former motive power official of the New Haven railroad (which was a mostly ALCO road until the mid-1950s).

To fix an ALCO (which had GE electrical gear at the time) required a piano tuner.  To fix an EMD only required a parts changer.

[roadman]

Do dogs really eat homework?

[Brandon]

Chewing used wads of gum..oh, wait, someone did post that.

[Roadgeekteen]

Interstates in the portal to Alanland.

[US71]

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

[ColossalBlocks]

Interstates in the portal to Alanland.

It's not a portal. It's a causeway that disappears if you go above or below 85 MPH.

[MNHighwayMan]

Interstates in the portal to Alanland.

It's not a portal. It's a causeway that disappears if you go above or below 85 MPH.

I thought it was 88 MPH.

[freebrickproductions]

Interstates in the portal to Alanland.

It's not a portal. It's a causeway that disappears if you go above or below 85 MPH.

I thought it was 88 MPH.

It's exactly 82 1/2.5768888y3888888888i8iiii8888 km/mi/h/s.

SM-G900V

[1]

Interstates in the portal to Alanland.

It's not a portal. It's a causeway that disappears if you go above or below 85 MPH.

I thought it was 88 MPH.

85 brings you to Alanland, 88 brings you back in time, and both at the same time gives you real-life admin powers (e.g. teleportation to wherever you want, ability to kick/mute/ban people, unlimited creation of any object, etc.).

[Brandon]

Interstates in the portal to Alanland.

It's not a portal. It's a causeway that disappears if you go above or below 85 MPH.

I thought it was 88 MPH.

Not π/√-1 mph?

[yakra]

ln (-1) ?

[Max Rockatansky]

Max stays at home and watches a modern sitcom

[Takumi]

My date with Lana Del Rey

[1]

Here's a first paragraph, instead of just a thread title:

A new bipartisan bill has been passed into law to try to reduce the number of "unfair" tickets. If a policeman writes you a ticket for speeding, and you are found not guilty, both the department the policeman is working for and the policeman himself must pay $200 each to the person found not guilty. If a red light camera or speed camera catches someone, and that person is not guilty, the department the red light camera is generating revenue for and the red light camera company must each pay $500 to the person found not guilty. This should significantly reduce tickets given by policemen and cameras, as they fear being wrong.

[ColossalBlocks]

On September 14th, the Alanlandian Pi Houses of Parliament signed a bill into law that states that all Alanlandians must be named 'Alan'.

[jeffandnicole]

Here's a first paragraph, instead of just a thread title:

A new bipartisan bill has been passed into law to try to reduce the number of "unfair" tickets. If a policeman writes you a ticket for speeding, and you are found not guilty, both the department the policeman is working for and the policeman himself must pay $200 each to the person found not guilty. If a red light camera or speed camera catches someone, and that person is not guilty, the department the red light camera is generating revenue for and the red light camera company must each pay $500 to the person found not guilty. This should significantly reduce tickets given by policemen and cameras, as they fear being wrong.

I would like to see this done for the many frivolous lawsuits out there as well!

[CNGL-Leudimin]

How do you define West Virginia?

[kkt]

On September 14th, the Alanlandian Pi Houses of Parliament signed a bill into law that states that all Alanlandians must be named 'Alan'.

The women may, and may not, be named Nala.

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

"Does one who cleans vacuum cleaners become a vacuum cleaner?"

[ColossalBlocks]

"Does one who cleans vacuum cleaners become a vacuum cleaner?"

The one who does and does not clean vacuum cleaners does and does not become a vacuum cleaner.

[Big John]

If it is in a vacuum, do you need to clean it?

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

If it is in a vacuum, do you need to clean it?

For optimal proformance, I'd say, "Yes, you do."

[thenetwork]

Are the vacuums that really suck the vacuums that don't suck, or are vacuums that don't suck are the ones that really do???

[Henry]

"I-10 extended from Los Angeles to Honolulu; All H-series Interstates to be renamed"

H1: I-10
H2: I-110
H3: I-310
H201: I-210