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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #1425 on: November 15, 2019, 02:17:14 PM »

Tomatoes: fruit or vegetable?

But the thread asking whether ketchup is a vegetable would have to go on the politics subforum. (Anyone too much younger than I am probably won't know why.)
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« Reply #1426 on: November 15, 2019, 02:39:34 PM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion

Gas or electric?
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« Reply #1427 on: November 15, 2019, 03:14:36 PM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?
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« Reply #1428 on: November 15, 2019, 03:27:57 PM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

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« Reply #1429 on: November 15, 2019, 03:41:08 PM »

Gas or electric?

Actually, this would be a decent off-topic conversation to be had about kitchen stoves.
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« Reply #1430 on: November 15, 2019, 03:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Orlando Sentinel
Red light camera in Louisa caught cheating

The red light camera at the intersection of US 27 and Central St. in the newly incorporated city of Louisa has intentionally been turning red early to catch drivers. It senses that a driver is coming, and then the light turns red before the car passes through.

It has been confirmed that the county name on your license plate determines how likely it is to cheat against you. There are rumors that it also considers your bumper stickers, but this is unlikely.

The red light camera has been fixed. It continues to operate in the same way that all other red light cameras do now. The tickets issued previously will not be overturned.
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« Reply #1431 on: November 15, 2019, 06:07:12 PM »

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« Reply #1432 on: November 15, 2019, 07:14:17 PM »

And another one bites the dust ...


https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=25949.msg2456160


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« Reply #1433 on: November 15, 2019, 09:38:37 PM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.
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« Reply #1434 on: November 16, 2019, 12:13:51 AM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.

Or whispered in the sound of silence.

sorry i ran out of lyrics
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« Reply #1435 on: November 16, 2019, 12:47:10 AM »

Tomatoes: fruit or vegetable?

But the thread asking whether ketchup is a vegetable would have to go on the politics subforum. (Anyone too much younger than I am probably won't know why.)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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« Reply #1436 on: November 16, 2019, 09:40:37 AM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.

Or whispered in the sound of silence.

sorry i ran out of lyrics
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Should’ve also mentioned the concert hall, BTW
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« Reply #1437 on: November 16, 2019, 09:42:56 AM »

Tomatoes: fruit or vegetable?

But the thread asking whether ketchup is a vegetable would have to go on the politics subforum. (Anyone too much younger than I am probably won't know why.)
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument...
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« Reply #1438 on: November 16, 2019, 10:48:24 AM »

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
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« Reply #1439 on: November 16, 2019, 02:00:03 PM »

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
The earl of sandwich
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« Reply #1440 on: November 16, 2019, 02:07:12 PM »

AARoads > Off-Topic > Religion > Gas or electric?

FTFY?

I guess it depends if the words of the prophets are written on either subway or bathroom walls.

Or tenement halls.

Or whispered in the sound of silence.
OOOOF SALESMEN!

Should’ve also mentioned the concert hall, BTW
They didn't bring that up in the Disturbed version
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« Reply #1441 on: November 16, 2019, 03:16:07 PM »

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?
Definitely canned bread
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« Reply #1442 on: November 16, 2019, 03:18:49 PM »

Since we have a thread about seasonal bowel movements the open question is will we see a thread about seasonal variations in frequency of urinating?

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« Reply #1443 on: November 16, 2019, 03:27:08 PM »

Since we have a thread about seasonal bowel movements the open question is will we see a thread about seasonal variations in frequency of urinating?
If your bowels move seasonally, there is a serious problem!
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« Reply #1444 on: November 16, 2019, 04:40:55 PM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
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« Reply #1445 on: November 16, 2019, 11:12:41 PM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China
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« Reply #1446 on: November 17, 2019, 12:21:58 AM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

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« Reply #1447 on: November 17, 2019, 11:22:49 AM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...
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« Reply #1448 on: November 17, 2019, 11:27:13 AM »

Interstate Highways of New Zealand
Interstate Highways of China

Doesn't FritzOwl already have both of these?

Hold up: FritzOwl -> Owl -> Winnie the Pooh -> Xi Jinping

Hmmm...

Are you saying FritzOwl, Winnie the Pooh and the current General Secretary of the Communist Party of China are all the same person?  I knew that fucking Bear was a red!...look at the damn shirt!  It all makes sense now, why Bear of the Interest is a high class weapon. 

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« Reply #1449 on: November 17, 2019, 01:15:31 PM »

Freeways on the Moon
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