Roadgeek humour

Started by TravelingBethelite, September 24, 2015, 12:42:31 PM

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TravelingBethelite

September 24, 2015, 12:42:31 PM  
How does being a roadgeek change your outlook on the world? Does it make anything funnier, or does it confuse you ever? Here's a story of my own.
I'm in math class, learning about square roots. However, I'm getting really confused everytime the teacher says 'square root sign' becasue I keep thinking of this: Silly me...  :sombrero:
"Imprisoned by the freedom of the road!" - Ronnie Milsap
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Now I decide where I go...

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bandit957

#1
September 24, 2015, 01:51:08 PM  
Quote from: TravelingBethelite on September 24, 2015, 12:42:31 PM
How does being a roadgeek change your outlook on the world? Does it make anything funnier, or does it confuse you ever?

I laugh every time 'Sesame Street' is mentioned.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

Henry

#2
September 24, 2015, 01:55:40 PM  
I used to be amused by the old BP logo that was in the shape of the Interstate shield. Same thing with Phillips 66 with the faux Route 66 shield.
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

CtrlAltDel

#3
September 24, 2015, 06:40:10 PM  
Quote from: Henry on September 24, 2015, 01:55:40 PM
I used to be amused by the old BP logo that was in the shape of the Interstate shield. Same thing with Phillips 66 with the faux Route 66 shield.

(Just FYO) The BP shield logo predates the Interstate shield. It appeared in about 1930, not too long after the US route shield.
I-290   I-294   I-55   (I-74)   (I-72)   I-40   I-30   US-59   US-190   TX-30   TX-6

hbelkins

#4
September 24, 2015, 10:21:55 PM  
A NIMBY, a MFFY and Tom From Ohio walk into a bar...
Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

Big John

#5
September 24, 2015, 10:29:05 PM  
Why were eyeglasses invented?

So you can have a Clearview of the signs.   X-(

Henry

#6
September 25, 2015, 01:06:09 PM  
Quote from: CtrlAltDel on September 24, 2015, 06:40:10 PM
Quote from: Henry on September 24, 2015, 01:55:40 PM
I used to be amused by the old BP logo that was in the shape of the Interstate shield. Same thing with Phillips 66 with the faux Route 66 shield.

(Just FYO) The BP shield logo predates the Interstate shield. It appeared in about 1930, not too long after the US route shield.
Wow, you learn something new every day!
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

US71

#7
September 25, 2015, 01:09:41 PM  
Quote from: hbelkins on September 24, 2015, 10:21:55 PM
A NIMBY, a MFFY and Tom From Ohio walk into a bar...

and?
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

bandit957

#8
September 25, 2015, 01:56:16 PM  
Quote from: Big John on September 24, 2015, 10:29:05 PM
Why were eyeglasses invented?

Because it bips.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

kj3400

#9
September 25, 2015, 01:57:55 PM  
Quote from: US71 on September 25, 2015, 01:09:41 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on September 24, 2015, 10:21:55 PM
A NIMBY, a MFFY and Tom From Ohio walk into a bar...

and?
I also want to hear the rest of this joke.
Call me Kenny/Kenneth. No, seriously.

freebrickproductions

#10
September 25, 2015, 03:15:23 PM  
What does "MFFY" mean?
It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

I also collect traffic lights, road signs, fans, and railroad crossing equipment.

Art in avatar by Moncatto (18+)!

(They/Them)

Zeffy

#11
September 25, 2015, 03:18:12 PM  
Quote from: freebrickproductions on September 25, 2015, 03:15:23 PM
What does "MFFY" mean?

Oh that's refreshing to know I'm not the only one who has no clue what this could even remotely mean.
Life would be boring if we didn't take an offramp every once in a while

A weird combination of a weather geek, roadgeek, car enthusiast and furry mixed with many anxiety related disorders

1995hoo

#12
September 25, 2015, 03:22:16 PM  
I assume it means "me first." You can guess the rest.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Big John

#13
September 25, 2015, 03:34:03 PM  
Quote from: 1995hoo on September 25, 2015, 03:22:16 PM
I assume it means "me first." You can guess the rest.
urbandictionary.com confirms that.

GaryV

#14
September 25, 2015, 07:37:39 PM  
Me first, forget you.  Except sometimes a different word is used for the second F.

noelbotevera

#15
September 25, 2015, 07:50:55 PM  
Nope. Me first, fuck you. Yeah now I see why...
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

(Recently hacked. A human operates this account now!)

hbelkins

#16
September 25, 2015, 10:28:41 PM  
Quote from: US71 on September 25, 2015, 01:09:41 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on September 24, 2015, 10:21:55 PM
A NIMBY, a MFFY and Tom From Ohio walk into a bar...

and?

I'm not sure, but in the end someone does us all a favor...
Government would be tolerable if not for politicians and bureaucrats.

vtk

#17
September 26, 2015, 09:44:53 AM  
Quote from: freebrickproductions on September 25, 2015, 03:15:23 PM
What does "MFFY" mean?

I had a dog named Muffy. She died in 2001.
Wait, it's all Ohio? Always has been.

SSOWorld

#18
September 26, 2015, 10:29:19 AM  
Quote from: hbelkins on September 25, 2015, 10:28:41 PM
Quote from: US71 on September 25, 2015, 01:09:41 PM
Quote from: hbelkins on September 24, 2015, 10:21:55 PM
A NIMBY, a MFFY and Tom From Ohio walk into a bar...

and?

I'm not sure, but in the end someone does us all a favor...
Also: W-29:I-96?
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

noelbotevera

#19
September 26, 2015, 11:08:41 AM  
What do goth kids write in?

FHWA Gothic Font
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

(Recently hacked. A human operates this account now!)

Big John

#20
September 26, 2015, 11:17:58 AM  
Quote from: noelbotevera on September 26, 2015, 11:08:41 AM
What do goth kids write in?

FHWA Gothic Font
Why is it hard for them to get good grades?

Because they are now unable to get an "A".

noelbotevera

#21
September 26, 2015, 11:19:20 AM  
Quote from: Big John on September 26, 2015, 11:17:58 AM
Quote from: noelbotevera on September 26, 2015, 11:08:41 AM
What do goth kids write in?

FHWA Gothic Font
Why is it hard for them to get good grades?

Because they are now unable to get an "A".
What do roadgeek hippies preach?

Their "signs"
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name

(Recently hacked. A human operates this account now!)

vtk

#22
September 26, 2015, 11:43:38 AM  
Is that old South Park fan fic still online? I just looked for it on kurumi.com and didn't see it...
Wait, it's all Ohio? Always has been.

bandit957

#23
September 26, 2015, 02:34:28 PM  
In shop class in 6th grade, we learned how to do blueprints in "single stroke Gothic lettering." The teacher said this form of lettering was in all-capitals because "the Goths had no lowercase."

We learned how to do it all over again when I was a high school sophomore, because I had moved from public to private schools, and the private schools are way behind.
Might as well face it, pooing is cool

SSOWorld

#24
September 26, 2015, 05:42:08 PM  
Quote from: vtk on September 26, 2015, 11:43:38 AM
Is that old South Park fan fic still online? I just looked for it on kurumi.com and didn't see it...
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.
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