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Favorite sex position?
« on: October 05, 2017, 11:09:03 PM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2017, 11:09:32 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2017, 11:10:17 PM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2017, 11:11:07 PM »

Lateral coital

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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2017, 11:12:55 PM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2017, 11:13:01 PM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2017, 11:16:31 PM »

Hot Carling (I made it into a verb.)
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2017, 11:22:06 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2017, 12:03:09 AM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2017, 12:08:27 AM »

None of the above.

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2017, 05:52:10 AM »

Girl on top is always good.
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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2017, 06:28:39 AM »

Girl on top is always good.

This is the right answer. :coffee:
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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2017, 06:41:00 AM »

Missionary on top of an old button copy BGS. It's ribbed (bumped?) for her pleasure. :bigass:
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« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2017, 09:23:55 AM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2017, 10:00:30 AM »

Whatever the wife will allow me to have once every six weeks, on Saturday morning at 7 am, after begging constantly.


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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2017, 11:30:54 AM »

What is sex?

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2017, 11:36:17 AM »

What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies!  :-D :bigass:
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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2017, 11:38:29 AM »

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2017, 11:45:39 AM »

What is sex?

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2017, 11:47:21 AM »

What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies!  :-D :bigass:
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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2017, 11:49:08 AM »

What is sex?

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #23 on: October 06, 2017, 01:34:42 PM »

What is sex?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go at it and start bumping uglies!  :-D :bigass:

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Re: Favorite sex position?
« Reply #24 on: October 06, 2017, 01:41:31 PM »

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