Minor things that bother you

[kernals12]

I was a very young child when I first saw this commercial and I thought that this was what would actually happen if you ate an Airheads, making me terrified of that candy.

[kphoger]

Then there's the old children's bedtime prayer:
"Now I lay me down to sleep ..."

I am laying something down. What am I laying? Myself.

Yeah, well, 17th Century poetry gets a pass for artistic language.