Changing one letter of a thread title

[kphoger]

Poop Station Road

Poo Station Road

pooing is cool

[vdeane]

State routes that visit every country seat - DC 295

ON 417 (also A-5 if ending at the border counts), and if Québec went independent, ON 417/A-40 would be a fun double example.

[freebrickproductions]

State routes that visit every country seat - DC 295

ON 417 (also A-5 if ending at the border counts), and if Québec went independent, ON 417/A-40 would be a fun double example.

A1 (UK), maybe?

[GaryV]

Speed Limit Drops Approaching Troll Booths - appropriate after the spammer revived this 12-year-old thread:

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=8723.0

[WillWeaverRVA]

The Futility of Twink Cities' Sports - bad news for San Francisco's Castro District's baseball team

No more new peonies - we're switching up our flower garden this year

Here to Here Photo Game - I win

Road Sign ONO - o no! 

Countries referred to like cities - Vatican City, Monaco, etc...

Google Maps Changed Golf Name - we shall now refer to it as "hit the ball, ride in the cart"

Kurumi.com Me and the Broads (MATR) - @kurumi had a secret project all those years ago

[vdeane]

The Futility of Twin Cities' Sporks

[kphoger]

Road Sign ONO

Here's an ONO Road Sign.

[vdeane]

Signs to mark Tim zone boundaries? - proceed further, and your head will be shaped like a Speak n' Spell.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Berry(S) Connecting Sections of US Highways, man, those berries must be massive!

[WillWeaverRVA]

Minot things that please you - North Dakota's hidden gems

American Truck Stimulator - we're gonna need some big jumper cables

Dead Males - what do Julius Caesar, Robert Walpole, Otzi the Iceman, and my great-grandfather have in common?
Bead Malls - not exactly the best business model

Sigh Collecting - the inevitable result of my contributions to this thread

Indiana looking to add trolls to all Interstate Highways - don't they have these already?

[kphoger]

General Highway Talk edition!

(Man, this section has some great potential!  This is only two pages' worth of ideas.)

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Wildest Freeway — could be taken more than one way
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Oddest Highway Sections — some smarty-pants suggests a concurrency of all odd numbers
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Freeway lane miles per capita rations — a new metric for federal funding to the States
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Test Freeway System — if it doesn't work out, then we'll change them all to boulevards
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Thigh Masts — I don't even know...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Roadgeeking and Serious Photography Stuff (ring agentsteel!) — anytime, day or night
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Don't spend in Arizona, you're being watched!!!! — Big Brother is everywhere
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Does anyone know what this thong is? — consensus:  it's a pair of underwear
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Highway shield number fronts — not the backs, because you can't see that part
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► rad toll violation — this is so totally tubular, you just gotta hear it
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Sig Colors — mine has three
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Service-Fee Sections of Interstate — a weird way of describing toll roads
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Toll roads with no fee alternative — that would be most of them
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Random WY Questions... — all about Wyoming, in no particular order
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► DOD official transportation maps — a weird way of describing the NHS
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Is This Rape? — not legally, but you still shouldn't do it
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► DOT Traffic Cars — a weird way of describing state work trucks
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Like People — but, on the other hand, not quite like them
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► GMT Discussion — taking DST threads to a whole new level
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Titting of signage on overhead gantries. — spray-painting dots inside the double O

[kphoger]

Two more pages' worth:

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Interstates that intersect more than one — that would be most of them
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Love Traffic Cameras — an unpopular opinion
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Mop organization — by handle length, material, or some combination of the two?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► How To Fake Pictures Of BGS's? — are there better options than Photoshop?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Closest To Your Hole — but which hole???
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Taters and diagrammatic signage — what's taters, precious?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Roadtrips and longing — Kerouac would be proud
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Secret highways masked on Google Maps — and how to unmask them
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Slacks - Biggest and/or most interesting — chinos don't count
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► HIS questions — they're not MINE, just asking for a friend
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Literally, road are — changing one letter to make nonsense
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► There are going to be a lot of unhappy people once the TIGGER Grants are awarded — should exist
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► VHS Locations — for those who travel with a VCR and rent tapes for the hotel

[Big John]

Video Gams Consoles - Look at those legs!

[freebrickproductions]

This is rue? - Geographic oddities that defy conventional wisdom :: Confusion as to whether or not gravel paths in rural parts of Quebec or France are actually public roads or private driveways.

[Scott5114]

(ring agentsteel!) — anytime, day or night

He had me take his phone number off the website because people were doing that and he didn't like it.

[kphoger]

I still have his number in my phone, but I have no idea if it's still his number, as I haven't texted him in years.

[kphoger]

Another two pages' worth!

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► My Proposal for US-60's de-extension in California — this already happened
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Naps in state highways — how many have you slept in?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Series A (Modified) font weight — we totally need this
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Which state most moves the Bypass? — bannered route renumberings
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Dames vs. Numbers on highways — a really weird reality TV show
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Green Bush Interstate Shield — southbound, of course, near a diminutive shrub
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Roadgeeks who changed the word? — who changed it to 'viatologist', specifically
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Corporate Legos on BGSs — exit for Legoland Discovery Center, maybe?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Those slow drives in the left lane — ... are the best, amirite?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► People who don't know much about rods — or chains or furlongs either
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► 3di/3dis — which is better?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Cantilevers from Shell — I like the ones from Exxon better
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Major "Pissing" Interchanges on 2dis — where does everyone stop to take a leak?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Any remaining isolated countries? — North Korea, probably
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► NOB reflective button copy & Pipe gantries — Canadian examples only, please
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Cold Highway Maps — they last longer if you keep them in the freezer
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Who Likes Old Gaps? — from before they were fixed
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Irons vs. Words — one way to destroy vinyl copy ... and your iron
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► US 77 (Denton, TX) was once Business MS 77 — I call bullshit
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Only one stack interchange in NC? — for four-level stacks, is this still true?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Printed Shields in travel lanes — paper doesn't last as long
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► What atlases do you hate? — this actually sounds like a good thread idea
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► FHWA Approved Colons — still waiting for square brackets, though
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Flaming hail sent to Maryland DOT — fire and brimstone, raining down from heaven
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Strange Orange Carp Guide Sign — how could this NOT be strange?

[Scott5114]

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Series A (Modified) font weight — we totally need this

Much like regular Series A, it kind of sucks.

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Strange Orange Carp Guide Sign — how could this NOT be strange?

[kphoger]

Are you saying that's not strange, or that it is?

[Scott5114]

I just made an orange carp guide sign. It is up to the viewer to decide whether it is strange or not. 

[kphoger]

General Highway Talk edition!

(Man, this section has some great potential!  This is only two pages' worth of ideas.)

Two more pages' worth

Another two pages' worth!

The gold mine shows no sign of being depleted anytime soon.  Here is just one page's worth of ideas:

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Fugly US shields — same thread, better title
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► The xxx — porn
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Things that DDT's do that you appreciate. — malaria control, for one
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► States that align old-numbered routes latitudinally? — but newer ones run north-south
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► FHWA Series G — would this make I-11 and US-11 shields look better?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Control city changer — a new online tool like Sign Maker, or a new type of dynamic BGS
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Weed Routing info — need current road conditions for upcoming trip to Siskiyou County
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Why did NS-101 terminate in Olympia at US-99? — it never did
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Mutton Copy — Dolly, born 05-JUL-1996
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Some GOOD LOT news! — fortuitous update from Poland's flag airline
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Freeway nor Expressway? — they're just called 'roads'
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Historic Arial Photos — but people keep trying to sneak in Helvetica examples
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Dow Close — EOD stock market updates
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Impact of Panama Canal Widening on U.K. Highways? — negligible
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Projects you thought would be gone by now.... — Route 53 extension, just forget it already!
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Control cities you would fuse for your area — Hays + Salina = Other Plains Cities
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Naming tights for transportation facilities — e.g., Interstate 69 Fishnet Pantyhose
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► High Attitude Driving? — when you drive like you're stoned, but you're actually sober
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Challenge: fund the interchange! — the struggle is real
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Motel Road Sets — I have no idea......
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Rad recommendations? — looking for a totally tubular road trip, don't know where to start
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Masking renovations to US routes... — e.g., plant shrubs to block the improved sight lines
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► electronic only tolbs — a certain favorite forum user becomes 100% AI
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► "Tracking" your State, County, etc... — how to surveille every resident in your area
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Medians Between Lines — that is where they're often found...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Red or Yellow Carbs — a diet fad, kind of live white fat vs. brown fat
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Sand-drawn maps [Slate Magazine] — article about a newly popular roadgeek art form
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► 3-M signage — this is a real thing, right?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► What fear is it — ... that makes you unable to drive fifty-five?

[kphoger]

Next page's ideas:

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Corn Sign update — I expect Scott to produce a mockup
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Mars/Atlases — where to find a good one for my upcoming road trip to the red planet
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Los Angeles after the capture — pics from the newly created Mexican state of Alta California
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► On-ramps at empty-terrain diamond interchanges: should they have K-curves? — about slopes
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Pity names on freeway signs — https://maps.app.goo.gl/5BCmxGsV4UmYSeSKA
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Misspelled sigms — yes, yes you did
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Freeways that yeet without an interchange — I hate gen-z slang...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Donating old mass? — they removed the tumor, so what should I do with it now?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Beat Urban Freeways — NIMBYs never admit defeat!
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Where now is worse than old — same thread, same title meaning
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Esoteric replacements for highway berms — most of you won't understand this project
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Too much public involvment or cowing to interest groups — kind of the opposite meaning
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Weird, Contridictory, or phat? — I hate gen-y slang...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► State oops, Compared to Texas? — how does your state's biggest blunder measure up?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Do You Drive Faster Than A Speeding Mullet??? — depends, is he driving drunk?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► DOJ Stereotypes — a bunch of do-gooders
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► 10 day trip. Need advice info from you nine people. — and those nine are...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► If you could go back in time, what would you tell your younger roadgeek elf? — younger?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► American Bickers — Canadian argues back
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Mountain Past Signs — when you're driving westbound in eastern Colorado...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Rand McNally 2012 road atlas...just get mine — because I don't need it anymore
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Two troll-related questions. — first, are Rothman and NE2 sockpuppets of each other?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► What is the proper way to milepost highways that exit in pieces in a state? — not at all
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Paintless routes — numbered but unstriped highways
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► New pedestrian signals slighted — how rude
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► pinkholes — not going there...
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► What Is Woolen In Your State (re: Signs)? — textile sign panels, anyone?
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Road Damage caused by teat — geez, Kyle, get your mind out of the gutter!
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► MUTCD fan — aren't we all
National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Diamond interchanges, light timing, and low priority — so... it doesn't matter?

[vdeane]

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Naming tights for transportation facilities — e.g., Interstate 69 Fishnet Pantyhose

Now I'm really curious what those would be, because they sound like something to wear to a roadmeet.

[Big John]

WSJ Article on Self-Driving Cars and Road Drips - Light rainfall on the road will affect performance.
WSJ Article on Self-Driving Cars and Toad Trips - Amphibians cause the cars to trip over.

[kphoger]

National Boards ► General Highway Talk ► Naming tights for transportation facilities — e.g., Interstate 69 Fishnet Pantyhose

Now I'm really curious what those would be, because they sound like something to wear to a roadmeet.

Maybe Scott can produce a mockup of this too...