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The Worst of Road Signs

Started by Scott5114, September 21, 2010, 04:01:21 AM

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amroad17

Someone should write an essay: "Oklahoma--How Not to Use Clearview"
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Scott5114

Let's not forget about the lovely town of Nowata,* accessed by Exit 13C.

*Maybe the person who was telling the sign designer what to put on the size was in the process of falling down a pit?
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agentsteel53

Quote from: texaskdog on April 15, 2013, 10:46:10 AM
I wasn't able to get a picture of it but heading south on I-35 from Waco, you can take the first exit for North 6 and North Loop 340 and 2nd exit for South 6 and...North Loop 340.  Makes sense being at the south end of town but couldn't they have said west & east?


doesn't Texas have a loop-road policy of two north-south segments and two east-west segments, like the Kansas City beltway IIRC?
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WillWeaverRVA

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Neither does DC:





Does the last one actually mean "No No Gridlock"? I guess Alanland took over.
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WichitaRoads

Quote from: Scott5114 on April 16, 2013, 06:08:26 PM
Let's not forget about the lovely town of Nowata,* accessed by Exit 13C.

*Maybe the person who was telling the sign designer what to put on the size was in the process of falling down a pit?

Very funny! But, I think we can all agree... there's nothing lovely about Nowata!

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Central Avenue

Quote from: WillWeaverRVA on April 16, 2013, 07:16:40 PM


Does the last one actually mean "No No Gridlock"? I guess Alanland took over.

At least it's being polite about it.
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Quote from: amroad17 on April 16, 2013, 05:51:05 PM
Someone should write an essay: "Virginia--How Not to Make Shields"
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Quote from: Central Avenue on April 17, 2013, 11:23:34 AM
Quote from: WillWeaverRVA on April 16, 2013, 07:16:40 PM


Does the last one actually mean "No No Gridlock"? I guess Alanland took over.

At least it's being polite about it.
Central Avenue, I think missed the point of Will's post.  The sign's message is a double-negative (a prohibition to Not having gridlock).
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agentsteel53

I don't even know what the "No Gridlock" sign is wanting me to do.

given that it is Washington... stop filibustering presidential appointments?
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1995hoo

Quote from: agentsteel53 on April 17, 2013, 12:33:35 PM
I don't even know what the "No Gridlock" sign is wanting me to do.

....

That sign is DC's version of "Don't Block the Box."
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PHLBOS

Quote from: agentsteel53 on April 17, 2013, 12:33:35 PM
I don't even know what the "No Gridlock" sign is wanting me to do.

given that it is Washington... stop filibustering presidential appointments?
While the sign referencing political gridlock, as opposed to traffic gridlock, is plausible.  The sign, in its displayed layout, is still conveying a double-negative message... unless of course, the sign was designed and erected by somebody wanting political gridlock.  :biggrin:

The sign should either display the NO without the red prohibition slash or just the red prohibition slash with just the word GRDILOCK.
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agentsteel53

I think the double negative message is worse than the fact that not everyone knows what "gridlock" means.  I'd like to think of myself as a pretty good driver, and I would have had no idea.

the double negative is more pedantic than anything else.  the fact that it's using highly nonstandard verbiage is its main point of concern.  it's almost the equivalent of putting up a sign that says "DON'T DO THAT. (you know damn well what we mean.)"

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PHLBOS

Personally, that NO NO GRIDLOCK Please sign's right up there with the Ain't got no... phrase.
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Central Avenue

Quote from: PHLBOS on April 17, 2013, 12:33:06 PM
Central Avenue, I think missed the point of Will's post.  The sign's message is a double-negative (a prohibition to Not having gridlock).

I was making a joke. I'm not stupid, you know.
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PHLBOS

Quote from: Central Avenue on April 17, 2013, 03:56:28 PMI was making a joke. I'm not stupid, you know.
It was not my intention to insinaute that.  Since not everyone knows everybody here personally (nor the intent/mindset of their postings); it can be easy to assume that some posters may comment on an item and accidentally overlook some obvious items.

No harm nor malice was intended in my previous posts.
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amroad17

If there is very little room near the median, why does PA insist on putting signs on the jersey barrier?
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Quote from: amroad17 on April 17, 2013, 05:05:52 PM
If there is very little room near the median, why does PA insist on putting signs on the jersey barrier?

Because PennDOT.
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Ian

I've always thought that the squared signs on the PA Turnpike were cool, but I guess I'm biased.
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Compulov

I wish PA would take a page out of the NJ Turnpike handbook and use the diamond sign with the sides cut off. I can forgive that... it's saying "Look! We used the right sign, but we had to do this to make it safe." I don't even know why NJTA uses those all the time, given that they generally have decent sized inside shoulders (though I guess where they've shifted traffic into the inside, it makes sense). If nothing else, it's yet another NJ Turnpike-ism which makes it unique. The square signs (and usually they use smaller signs rather than the diamond turned 45 degrees) just look cheap.

Takumi

Am I the only one who noticed the sign on the right in the background says falling rock...like there's only one up there?
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

formulanone

Quote from: Takumi on April 17, 2013, 06:17:37 PM
Am I the only one who noticed the sign on the right in the background says falling rock...like there's only one up there?

Rolling Rock would have been a little more appropriate.

Central Avenue

"Falling rock" makes perfect sense to me. "Rock" can be a mass noun, after all.

Quote from: PHLBOS on April 17, 2013, 04:18:13 PM
It was not my intention to insinaute that.  Since not everyone knows everybody here personally (nor the intent/mindset of their postings); it can be easy to assume that some posters may comment on an item and accidentally overlook some obvious items.

No harm nor malice was intended in my previous posts.

Ah, sorry then. I guess I misinterpreted the situation; my bad.
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deathtopumpkins

Osceola County, FL should never be allowed to design guide signs...
https://maps.google.com/?ll=28.338263,-81.498272&spn=0.003206,0.006539&t=k&z=18&layer=c&cbll=28.338265,-81.499294&panoid=Di4uiSw-HQ1XwagBHCeN7w&cbp=12,74.55,,0,-5.68

About the only things not hideous about that sign are the county and FL route shields, and the fact that the US 192 shield is black.
Otherwise, I almost think I prefer the Disney-erected signs.
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Quote from: deathtopumpkins on April 17, 2013, 07:26:28 PM
Osceola County, FL should never be allowed to design guide signs...
https://maps.google.com/?ll=28.338263,-81.498272&spn=0.003206,0.006539&t=k&z=18&layer=c&cbll=28.338265,-81.499294&panoid=Di4uiSw-HQ1XwagBHCeN7w&cbp=12,74.55,,0,-5.68

About the only things not hideous about that sign are the county and FL route shields, and the fact that the US 192 shield is black.
Otherwise, I almost think I prefer the Disney-erected signs.

That inverted US 192 shield looks kinda cool. I mean, the Arial makes those signs automatically the worst, but those shields are pretty cool. Also, I love how they use a blue background for "PAY TOLL" rather than yellow. 
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