Highway Conspiracy Theories

Started by Max Rockatansky, March 10, 2025, 11:48:09 AM

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LilianaUwU

#150
Today at 03:08:04 AM  
Quote from: Quillz on August 28, 2025, 09:14:21 PMWhat a shock, vampires aren't real.
how will i get a vampire gf then?????
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her. Also, I'm an admin on the AARoads Wiki.

kphoger

#151
Today at 10:17:16 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on Today at 03:08:04 AMhow will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.  This should be easy enough to Google.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

#152
Today at 10:23:27 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:17:16 AM
Quote from: LilianaUwU on Today at 03:08:04 AMhow will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.  This should be easy enough to Google.

Mess up the side quests and you end with a succubus instead.

NE2

#153
Today at 10:35:26 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:17:16 AM
Quote from: LilianaUwU on Today at 03:08:04 AMhow will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.
Hint: she loves red liquidy gifts.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

kphoger

#154
Today at 10:47:32 AM  
Now I wish I could find an old book of Kliban comics, which had one about food products marketed to vampires.  For example, "Scabs (nacho cheese flavor!)".
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

LilianaUwU

#155
Today at 02:32:00 PM  
Quote from: NE2 on Today at 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:17:16 AM
Quote from: LilianaUwU on Today at 03:08:04 AMhow will i get a vampire gf then?????

You have to compete certain quests and give her the sorts of gifts that she likes.
Hint: she loves red liquidy gifts.
so Dr Pepper??
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her. Also, I'm an admin on the AARoads Wiki.

kphoger

#156
Today at 02:41:06 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on Today at 02:32:00 PMso Dr Pepper??

No.  Big Red, because she loves everything Texas.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
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