News:

Finished coding the back end of the AARoads main site using object-orientated programming. One major step closer to moving away from Wordpress!

Main Menu

Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

ModernDayWarrior

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on August 03, 2025, 10:16:00 AM8/3/2025: What city should we add more freeways to, and why?
Quindaro, because Alan Dunes-Flamingo's eventual re-election campaign will need more places to create traffic jams.


PNWRoadgeek

8/4/2025: Why do you think variable speed limits exist and should we remove them?
Applying for new Grand Alan.

I-55

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on August 04, 2025, 04:06:51 PM8/4/2025: Why do you think variable speed limits exist and should we remove them?

Normal speed limit signs didn't earn contractors enough money. We should remove them so the contractors can get a contract for removal, just so they can put them back in 3-4 years.
Purdue Civil Engineering '24
Quote from: I-55 on April 13, 2025, 09:39:41 PMThe correct question is "if ARDOT hasn't signed it, why does Google show it?" and the answer as usual is "because Google Maps signs stuff incorrectly all the time"

thspfc

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on August 04, 2025, 04:06:51 PM8/4/2025: Why do you think variable speed limits exist and should we remove them?
They use actuarial data to determine the risk of accidents in given conditions. The more likely an accident, the higher the speed limit.

Scott5114

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on August 04, 2025, 04:06:51 PM8/4/2025: Why do you think variable speed limits exist and should we remove them?

Variable speed limits exist because the freeway system lacks a preprocessor, so #define macros aren't an option.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

CoreySamson

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on August 04, 2025, 04:06:51 PM8/4/2025: Why do you think variable speed limits exist and should we remove them?
Variable speed limits serve to provide a real-life example for people to use their algebra skills on out on the road. You want to know the speed limit? Then you'll have to solve 5x-196=104 to figure it out.

To remove a variable speed limit, you divide it by itself (x/x=1, etc.). Therefore, we should not remove variable speed limits because then the limit would be 1 mph.
Buc-ee's and QuikTrip fanboy. Clincher of 27 FM roads. Proponent of the TX U-turn. Budding theologian.

Route Log
Clinches
Counties
Travel Mapping

1995hoo

Quote from: PNWRoadgeek on August 04, 2025, 04:06:51 PM8/4/2025: Why do you think variable speed limits exist and should we remove them?

Variable speed limits are highway departments' effort to emulate Rosco P. Coltrane's speedtrap, but they don't work as well because they now use electronic signs instead of a mechanical sign where part of the sign flips over to reduce the digit in the "tens" place to a lower number.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

hotdogPi

8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?
Clinched

Traveled, plus
US 13, 50
MA 22, 35, 40, 53, 79, 107, 109, 126, 138, 141, 151, 159
NH 27, 78, 111A(E); CA 90; NY 366; GA 42, 140; FL A1A, 7; CT 32, 193, 320; VT 2A, 5A; PA 3, 51, 60, WA 202; QC 162, 165, 263; 🇬🇧A100, A3211, A3213, A3215, A4222; 🇫🇷95 D316

Lowest untraveled: 36

wanderer2575

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

Every country.  I think this is needed.

(Would E-route vs. Interstate be another VHS vs. Betamax battle?  Yes, I'm showing my age.)

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

Latveria

jlam

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

A motorway straight through the Vatican.

pderocco

Australia. Think of all the jobs that will be created.

kkt

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

Bermuda.

PNWRoadgeek

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?
Alanland or Nimbya, probably Nimbya first because they rival the Alan's.
Applying for new Grand Alan.

LilianaUwU

Quote from: pderocco on August 05, 2025, 12:48:50 PMAustralia. Think of all the jobs that will be created.
If they can participate in Eurovision, then they can have the European route system.
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her. Also, I'm an admin on the AARoads Wiki.

NE2

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?
Ecuador. E5 can serve the Galapagos.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

The Principality of Sealand


MikeTheActuary

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 05, 2025, 02:58:58 PM
QuoteAustralia. Think of all the jobs that will be created.
If they can participate in Eurovision, then they can have the European route system.

So...Israel too?

MikeTheActuary

(Sorry...really can't resist)

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

Québec

Scott5114

Quote from: hotdogPi on August 05, 2025, 09:46:38 AM8/5/2025: Which country should the European E-route system expand to next?

How About having the European E-route system in all 15 North American countries, the countries will be, the U.S., Mexico, Canada, Alaska, Yukon, Northwest Terrtiories, Nunavut, Quebec, Greenland, Iceland, Alanland, Hawaii, Bermuda, Belize, and Saint Pierre and Miquelon, not central america, caribbean, or south america because i considered them other continents, and i would also like to have to have the European E-route system in Europe and Australia, in Europe will have them in every country, like the UK, France or Spain, and in Australia will have them also in every country, like in Australia (Nation), or New Zealand, and this European E-routes also be in Antarctica, and maybe South Africa, because in Antarctica theres only 1 or 2 countries, and about 5 or 6 Territories, and in South Africa because it looks like Europe, Australia, or North America, and those continents like North America, Europe, and Australia do look alike along with Antarctica and South Africa, theres my plan
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Scott5114

What is a little-known requirement in the Interstate System standards?
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

NE2

Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 03:48:07 AMWhat is a little-known requirement in the Interstate System standards?
Since 2020, only Interstates with a Buc-ee's are eligible for federal funding to clear out beaver dams from culverts. Any beaver dams built in Culver's are to be reinforced with steel.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

GaryV

Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 03:48:07 AMWhat is a little-known requirement in the Interstate System standards?

That 1 in every 5 miles must be straight to entice airplanes to land there, thus generating fines for illegal use of the roadway.

kurumi

Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 03:48:07 AMWhat is a little-known requirement in the Interstate System standards?

Overpasses and flyovers need to be continuous.

Detroit tried some Hot Wheels ramps on the Ford Expressway (with "Minimum Speed" signs posted) to save money, but there were unsolvable safety issues.
My first SF/horror short story collection is available: "Young Man, Open Your Winter Eye"

BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/therealkurumi.bsky.social

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: Scott5114 on Today at 03:48:07 AMWhat is a little-known requirement in the Interstate System standards?

Non-grid compliant numbers are required so they incite discussion about nominal routes.



Opinions expressed here on belong solely to the poster and do not represent or reflect the opinions or beliefs of AARoads, its creators and/or associates.