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kphoger

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September 06, 2025, 11:01:02 PM   Last Edit: September 06, 2025, 11:05:57 PM by kphoger
Quote from: vdeane on September 06, 2025, 04:22:27 PMAnyone else think this joke is transphobic?

Only if you don't think cars should be allowed to self-identify as buses.  If you don't, then you're the transphobic one.

(By the way, in this context, shouldn't we be using the word transitphobic instead?)
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Roadgeekteen

#901
Today at 01:31:57 AM  
9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?
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pderocco

#902
Today at 02:34:28 AM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?
The Road to Hell, given the pavement.

GaryV

#903
Today at 06:43:43 AM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

M-185

Big John

#904
Today at 07:12:51 AM  
Residential roads with a speed limit of 20.

MikeTheActuary

#905
Today at 07:56:57 AM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

Highway 420.

Max Rockatansky

#906
Today at 08:30:21 AM  
Pebbly Beach Road in Avalon, California.  Those golf cart drivers are savages and the Scion iQs might actually be shifting.

jmacswimmer

#907
Today at 08:41:05 AM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Pennsylvania Turnpike, with all those "flip-your-car" curves.
"Now, what if da Bearss were to enter the Indianapolis 5-hunnert?"
"How would they compete?"
"Let's say they rode together in a big buss."
"Is Ditka driving?"
"Of course!"
"Then I like da Bear buss."
"DA BEARSSS BUSSSS"

1995hoo

#908
Today at 09:23:00 AM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Capital Beltway. It's posted at 55 mph. Everyone exceeds that, so clearly they need to lower it to get people to take it seriously.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.
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