Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[GaryV]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

Metric.

[hotdogPi]

Metric.

This would go in the best answer thread.

[ModernDayWarrior]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

Metric.

Specifically, changing all "mile markers" to "meter markers" and placing them on all highways at one meter intervals. Followed immediately by changing all US speed limits from miles per hour to meters per hour, because who doesn't want to drive 100,000?

[kphoger]

Specifically, changing all "mile markers" to "meter markers" and placing them on all highways at one meter intervals.

Nah.  Convert them to meter markers, but post them every 128 meters.  That way, people will have an easier transition by just remembering that there are 25 meter markers per two-mile stretch.

[kphoger]

2025-08-18: What should you do if you see someone having car trouble on the side of the road?

Slow down to 20 mph and stare at them as you go by.  If nobody is already assisting, then come to a complete stop within your travel lane and ask them if they need any help.  After passing by, immediately accelerate to the speed limit.

[Scott5114]

2025-08-18: What should you do if you see someone having car trouble on the side of the road?

Come to a stop in the travel lane, roll down the window, and boo them.

[xonhulu]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

Use Roman Numerals.

[Max Rockatansky]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

To sign them in binary code.

[freebrickproductions]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

By limiting their size to 3"x5" max and requiring the state-names to be written-out across them in bold Series F.

[1995hoo]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

Giving each one a descriptive name in the style of the names of Friends episodes (e.g., "The One with ____," "The One Where ____," etc.) to be used instead of numbers. So, for example, if your car breaks down on southbound I-95 in Virginia and you call for roadside assistance, you tell them, "I'm at the One Just South of Kings Dominion." Or on southbound I-75 near Naples, "I'm at the One with the Toll Plaza."

[Scott5114]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

Giving each one a descriptive name in the style of the names of Friends episodes (e.g., "The One with ____," "The One Where ____," etc.) to be used instead of numbers. So, for example, if your car breaks down on southbound I-95 in Virginia and you call for roadside assistance, you tell them, "I'm at the One Just South of Kings Dominion." Or on southbound I-75 near Naples, "I'm at the One with the Toll Plaza."

US 95 in Nevada...

"The One With the Sand"
"The Other One With the Sand"
"The Other One With Yet More Sand"
"The One With the Mountain"
"The One With the Other, More Jaggedy Mountain"
"The One You Can See Area 51 From, Oh No Wait, That's Mercury"
"The One With the Clown Motel"
"The One With Holy Shit This One Has A Lake Somehow"

[kphoger]

20 AUG 2025:

One improvement to US mile markers that could be implemented immediately would be ________.

... to add Braille, for ADA compliance.

[vdeane]

a descriptive name in the style of the names of Friends episodes (e.g., "The One with ____," "The One Where ____," etc.)

That thread about doing this with 2dis suddenly makes more sense...

[kphoger]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

[Max Rockatansky]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Labubus and Starbucks tumblers

[kphoger]

Labubus and Starbucks tumblers

Umm.  Now that's just silly.

[1995hoo]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Dinner plates. Insurance companies will be required to include the value of replacing fine china, should someone choose to use it, as part of the damages associated with crashes.

[xonhulu]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

A self-policing AI feature built into every car. In the event a motorist violates any traffic law, even slightly, it will restrain the driver, drive the car to the nearest police officer, surrender the driver, and provide the cop with sufficient evidence to ensure conviction. 

[kphoger]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

self-policing AI feature built into every car. In the event a motorist violates any traffic law, even slightly, it will restrain the driver, drive the car to the nearest police officer, surrender the driver, and provide the cop with sufficient evidence to ensure conviction. 

I think this is needed, as long as we still get paper registration receipts.

[Sapphuby]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Nothing. It's all common law now.

[JayhawkCO]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Selfies of the owner.

[freebrickproductions]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Whatever the fuck those things "sovereign citizens" like(d) to put on their cars were.

[NE2]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Lotso.

[kphoger]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Lotso.

No, no, the idea is to come up with the worst possible answer, not the best.

[ModernDayWarrior]

21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Those fake license plates with first names that kids put on their bicycles. Much like that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine suggests that all New York City residents should wear name tags, this will make our highways friendlier.