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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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kphoger

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Quote from: vdeane on September 06, 2025, 04:22:27 PMAnyone else think this joke is transphobic?

Only if you don't think cars should be allowed to self-identify as buses.  If you don't, then you're the transphobic one.

(By the way, in this context, shouldn't we be using the word transitphobic instead?)

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Roadgeekteen

9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?
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pderocco

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?
The Road to Hell, given the pavement.

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Pebbly Beach Road in Avalon, California.  Those golf cart drivers are savages and the Scion iQs might actually be shifting.

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Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Pennsylvania Turnpike, with all those "flip-your-car" curves.
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Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Capital Beltway. It's posted at 55 mph. Everyone exceeds that, so clearly they need to lower it to get people to take it seriously.
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xonhulu

#910
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Kessel Run. They need to drop it down a parsec or two.

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Quote from: xonhulu on September 07, 2025, 07:21:28 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Kessel Run. They need to drop it down a parser or two.

If they just said par/sec, then it would make sense: the length of an average golf round divided by time. But I suppose the incongruity of yards ≠ meters might create some issues, and suddenly you're trying to land the Millennium Glider on a disc golf course due to an error in calculating plutonium decay.

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xonhulu

Quote from: formulanone on September 07, 2025, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: xonhulu on September 07, 2025, 07:21:28 PM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

The Kessel Run. They need to drop it down a parser or two.

If they just said par/sec, then it would make sense: the length of an average golf round divided by time. But I suppose the incongruity of yards ≠ meters might create some issues, and suddenly you're trying to land the Millennium Glider on a disc golf course due to an error in calculating plutonium decay.

It never occurred to me that Han actually meant par/sec, but it makes perfect sense now. If I had played the Kessel Country Club course at even par in 1.5 seconds, then I'd randomly work it into every conversation, too.

Roadgeekteen

#914
9/8/2025

Why are interstates ending in 0 or 5 normally longer than others?
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Sapphuby

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on September 07, 2025, 01:31:57 AM9/7/2025

What roads have too high of a speed limit?

Any interstate with a posted speed limit of 45mph or less within a major city. CLEARLY there's too many accidents and we need to lower the speed limit more.

pderocco

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:39:42 AM9/8/2025

Why are north/south interstates odd-numbered and east/west interstates even-numbered?
It's just a coincidence.

xonhulu

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:39:42 AM9/8/2025

Why are north/south interstates odd-numbered and east/west interstates even-numbered?

Didn't we already do a question like this?

Sapphuby

Quote from: xonhulu on Today at 03:01:42 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:39:42 AM9/8/2025

Why are north/south interstates odd-numbered and east/west interstates even-numbered?

Didn't we already do a question like this?

It was a month or two ago, but we did. I remember the 0-pi answer.

Roadgeekteen

Quote from: Sapphuby on Today at 03:24:15 AM
Quote from: xonhulu on Today at 03:01:42 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:39:42 AM9/8/2025

Why are north/south interstates odd-numbered and east/west interstates even-numbered?

Didn't we already do a question like this?

It was a month or two ago, but we did. I remember the 0-pi answer.
Oops, edited my question to a new one.
My username has been outdated since August 2023 but I'm too lazy to change it

pderocco

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 04:44:16 AM
Quote from: Sapphuby on Today at 03:24:15 AM
Quote from: xonhulu on Today at 03:01:42 AM
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 01:39:42 AM9/8/2025

Why are north/south interstates odd-numbered and east/west interstates even-numbered?

Didn't we already do a question like this?

It was a month or two ago, but we did. I remember the 0-pi answer.
Oops, edited my question to a new one.
My answer still applies.

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Quote from: LilianaUwU on September 06, 2025, 12:23:52 AM9/6/2025:

What should be done about cars using bus-only lanes?

Make it legal for anyone to sit in the back seat of the car if they have a valid fare card. The driver would then be required to bring the transit riders to their requested stop. (If they don't, the driver would be required to pay the rider $10,000.)
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