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Author Topic: Transportation Haikus  (Read 31896 times)

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2011, 09:56:22 AM »

Actually, I did
Not a friend of ethanman
Don't know him at all...


Except on this site
All here know his questions
Are not the smartest

....

I did not mean you!
By "friend" I meant Carl Rogers,
Who seems a troll too.
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #26 on: October 31, 2011, 10:20:22 AM »

After googling
I found him on MTR
Seems to be a fake

Now I understand
I skipped joining MTR
Went right here instead
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2011, 10:43:39 AM »

Viatologists
Aren't allowed at AA Roads site
We thank the Good Lord

Viatologist...
Could you define it for me?
Google was no help.

I always felt that
"vianaut" sure sounded nice
perhaps I was drunk.

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #28 on: October 31, 2011, 10:45:24 AM »

It is tedious,
Trying to match haiku with
Things like interstates
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #29 on: October 31, 2011, 11:09:07 AM »


Viatologist...
Could you define it for me?
Google was no help.


Viatology
Term made up by Carl Rogers
He is such a dick

Viatology
Is scientific study
of roads. So Carl says

We all laugh at Carl
And his made up nonsense word
The joke is on him

Racist road sign man
Rants about n-words with glee
taxi driving bum

Soap and water are
Foreign objects to Randy
Mister tax cheat man

The sky cracked a roo
Tim is off his meds again
Please give him his pills
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2011, 12:46:25 PM »


Viatologist...
Could you define it for me?
Google was no help.


Viatology
Term made up by Carl Rogers
He is such a dick

Viatology
Is scientific study
of roads. So Carl says

We all laugh at Carl
And his made up nonsense word
The joke is on him

Racist road sign man
Rants about n-words with glee
taxi driving bum

Soap and water are
Foreign objects to Randy
Mister tax cheat man

The sky cracked a roo
Tim is off his meds again
Please give him his pills

This, sir, is pure gold
Roadgeeks can do poetry
and H.B. proves it
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2011, 03:04:03 PM »

Interstate Nine Nine
Many roadgeeks hate its guts
Shuster infamy

All roads in Dub Vee
Named Robert Byrd Expressway
Very confusing

Ohio drivers
Don't keep right except to pass
Screw them in the head
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #32 on: October 31, 2011, 03:55:52 PM »

Ah, that settles it!
Old forum threads make sence now
Not a racist fan.

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #33 on: October 31, 2011, 06:12:29 PM »

Spice Rack employee
My work is my hobby too
I have a cool job
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #34 on: October 31, 2011, 06:27:38 PM »

Cars with no headlights
Being driven after dark
Make me very mad.
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2011, 09:26:05 PM »

Tom from Ohio
He did us all a favor
And then he fucked off
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2011, 11:09:17 PM »

Saw a sign post down
On the way from work today
But couldn't get pics

A bad area
Where interstate meets ghetto
Is where I saw it

Later on that day
I drove by there once again
By then it was gone

US 460
95 and 85
Were the routes on it
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2011, 08:46:58 AM »

Is Ethanman banned?
Made faux-moderator posts
Then vanished from view.

Cannot say I mind
But also am curious.
Maybe suspended?
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"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2011, 09:04:39 AM »

I thought the same thing.
That really does cross the line.
Maybe "Ethanbanned"
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2011, 10:36:01 AM »

I regret missing
The faux-moderator posts
From Ethanman, help!

I would love to know
What idiotic statements
Caused him to get banned

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2011, 10:46:57 AM »

If there is a line
It was definitely crossed
Oh well, back to quo

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2011, 11:02:12 AM »

Was he really banned?
We would really like to know.
Someone please tell us.
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2011, 11:08:26 AM »

I no longer see
His name in the register
I assume he's banned

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2011, 02:13:53 PM »

Stupid traffic light
Wasting all my gasoline
Short out already
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2011, 04:42:58 PM »

I no longer see
His name in the register
I assume he's banned

Saw it earlier
Made me think he was still here
Maybe I was wrong
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2011, 04:56:58 PM »

I no longer see
His name in the register
I assume he's banned

Saw it earlier
Made me think he was still here
Maybe I was wrong

I checked his profile—
Last active this afternoon.
Guess he's still around?


I regret missing
The faux-moderator posts
From Ethanman, help!

I would love to know
What idiotic statements
Caused him to get banned

Sent you a PM
Summarizing what went on.
Hope that clears it up.
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2011, 09:47:41 PM »

Experience jaded
Modding another forum
Nuisance understood.

At least our underaged
Don't admit to possessions
They can't acquire.

Sometimes their wide mouths
Write checks they cannot tender
Endless rounds of shame.

Grammar and spelling
Knowledge, wisdom, and patience
Destroy weak users.

When force contains force
On the Florida's Turnpike
Ethanman still wrong.

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2011, 11:07:03 PM »

I guess my use of
"Ethanbanned" was ptemature.
And poorly received...
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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #48 on: November 07, 2011, 12:55:03 AM »

I am not worried
He will be back soon under
a different name

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Re: Transportation Haikus
« Reply #49 on: November 07, 2011, 03:50:16 AM »

Left lane bandits block
Faster traffic from passing
Frustrates me always
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