What side of the bed do you sleep on?

[US71]

I levitate in my Zero Room

SM-G930V

[Roadgeekteen]

I'm always awaken.

RIP

[Max Rockatansky]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

[Roadgeekteen]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

[Max Rockatansky]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

[Roadgeekteen]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

[Max Rockatansky]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

But people want to know the official sleeping positions as perscribed by the Grand Alan....and don't...yet do on the twenty second minute of the fourth hour of the second Tuesday every March with the year ending in seven.

BTW the Goat Jesus is the official bed of the Alan, his guiding light is the savior to the weary and restless. 

[US 89]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

[Roadgeekteen]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

[jakeroot]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

[freebrickproductions]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

But should always be ignored, as with all other rules, as written in the Book of Alan.

[MNHighwayMan]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

[TravelingBethelite]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

[hotdogPi]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

[Takumi]

Hope for the Alan

[jeffandnicole]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

[US 89]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

[CapeCodder]

All hail the great Alan and his goats. I will drive on I -0.5 to honor him.

[Max Rockatansky]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

[noelbotevera]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

The official and unofficial restaurant of Alanland is Pfangle. Pfangle operates in 27 oblasts, when it is always and never open.

[Takumi]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

The official and unofficial restaurant of Alanland is Pfangle. Pfangle operates in 27 oblasts, when it is always and never open.

Quoting excessively long posts is the national pastime of Alanland.

[jeffandnicole]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

The official and unofficial restaurant of Alanland is Pfangle. Pfangle operates in 27 oblasts, when it is always and never open.

Quoting excessively long posts is the national pastime of Alanland.

+1

[jeffandnicole]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

The official and unofficial restaurant of Alanland is Pfangle. Pfangle operates in 27 oblasts, when it is always and never open.

Quoting excessively long posts is the national pastime of Alanland.

+1

And -1

[jakeroot]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

The official and unofficial restaurant of Alanland is Pfangle. Pfangle operates in 27 oblasts, when it is always and never open.

Quoting excessively long posts is the national pastime of Alanland.

+1

And -1

±0

[noelbotevera]

Hyperbaric chamber huffing the life equation.

Whats the life equation?

As it is written in the Book of Alan; "you either know or you just don't...or do, and don't."

Cut it out with this alanland bullshit.

If you're going to make silly threads (you yourself called it a "joke thread") then expect silly replies.

The great alan has banned alanland jokes in joke threads as written in the great book.

It was and was not written, so the rule can and cannot be followed.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT ALAN! (OR NOT.)

Actually, it is required that you do so, but only where it is prohibited. Where it is not, it is forbidden. (But it's always legal in the presence of at least 37 goats.  )

I'm just wondering where you got that number 37 from. It's a common "random" number to pick (especially if the range is 1-50), but it was also reply #37.

The reason why 37 is the most common number when asked for a number from 1 to 50 is because picking a "random" number instinctively thinks of multiples of 2, 3, and especially 5 as "not random", as well as numbers near the endpoints or the exact middle. While these are all minor influences (except for avoiding numbers near endpoints), it is enough to make 37 most commonly picked.

What side of the field do 37 goats sleep on?

The side opposite from where 99 or 238 goats may or may not be sleeping or present at any given time. In masses that large, even the goats must bow to the Grand Alan.

And the Grand Alan bows only to Goat Jesus....but on while sleeping counterclockwise to the 43rd goat on the immediate far left of right at 7:02 AM on a Sunday.

Everyone.....please remember, the longer the quote the happier the goat.

And, let us not forget that I-366 is the official highway of the great state of Alanland.

The official and unofficial restaurant of Alanland is Pfangle. Pfangle operates in 27 oblasts, when it is always and never open.

Quoting excessively long posts is the national pastime of Alanland.

+1

And -1

±0

Longer the quote















the happier the goat.