Dumbest AARoads thread you’ve never clicked

[Scott5114]

At least RGT generally keeps his ideas in the topic of the region being discussed. Fritz usually hijacks a discussion saying how a corridor in Ohio or Illinois being discussed becomes part of his plan to extend routes to California or Cuba or Buenos Aires.

I have a plan to become a Fantasy Moderator and append this thread to the Alanland thread, and call it Larger Interstate 400.

Fantasy Moderator just sounds like a really boring Fantasy Football. Make sure you draft US 71 this season. His account approval percentages are incredible.

[hotdogPi]

Fantasy Moderator just sounds like a really boring Fantasy Football. Make sure you draft US 71 this season. His account approval percentages are incredible.

US 71 is pretty safe as an incumbent global moderator.

On the other hand, Fictional Highways Moderator has an open seat, so a special election is required. I am running for that seat.

[Roadgeekteen]

Fantasy Moderator just sounds like a really boring Fantasy Football. Make sure you draft US 71 this season. His account approval percentages are incredible.

US 71 is pretty safe as an incumbent global moderator.

On the other hand, Fictional Highways Moderator has an open seat, so a special election is required. I am running for that seat.

Now who would lose a fantasy moderator game?

[MNHighwayMan]

On the other hand, Fictional Highways Moderator has an open seat, so a special election is required. I am running for that seat.

Oooh! I'll be your opponent.

[Roadgeekteen]

On the other hand, Fictional Highways Moderator has an open seat, so a special election is required. I am running for that seat.

Oooh! I'll be your opponent.

I will run! Nobody will vote for me, but I will try!

[Henry]

On the other hand, Fictional Highways Moderator has an open seat, so a special election is required. I am running for that seat.

Oooh! I'll be your opponent.

I will run! Nobody will vote for me, but I will try!

Count me in as well!

[US71]

At least RGT generally keeps his ideas in the topic of the region being discussed. Fritz usually hijacks a discussion saying how a corridor in Ohio or Illinois being discussed becomes part of his plan to extend routes to California or Cuba or Buenos Aires.

I have a plan to become a Fantasy Moderator and append this thread to the Alanland thread, and call it Larger Interstate 400.

Fantasy Moderator just sounds like a really boring Fantasy Football. Make sure you draft US 71 this season. His account approval percentages are incredible.

"If nominated, I will not run...if elected, I will not serve"

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

[Max Rockatansky]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Was Fictional Highways all that great to begin with?  Every now and then someone comes up with something worth pondering like Rover_0.  The vast majority of topics have been either common complaints about overburdened roadways or are FritzOwl level of child-like fantasy.

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Was Fictional Highways all that great to begin with?  Every now and then someone comes up with something worth pondering like Rover_0.  The vast majority of topics have been either common complaints about overburdened roadways or are FritzOwl level of child-like fantasy.

Not really, no...

[Roadgeekteen]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Will you build any roads?

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Will you build any roads?

"Sure, whatever you want, kid!" "Here, here's a small loan of $1 million, buy yourself something nice..."

Our roads will be great, we will be winning again! Right now, we are not winning! With all of our roads being built over seas, those DOTs are reaping the rewards and not us (Fictional Highways). If you vote for me, I will cut taxes on construction materials to make sure we can build as many roads as possible!

Our bridges will be HUGE! Our great people of my administration will be working hard for you, the people of Fictional Highways!

[Roadgeekteen]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Will you build any roads?

"Sure, whatever you want, kid!" "Here, here's a small loan of $1 million, buy yourself something nice..."

Our roads will be great, we will be winning again! Right now, we are not winning! With all of our roads being built over seas, those DOTs are reaping the rewards and not us (Fictional Highways). If you vote for me, I will cut taxes on construction materials to make sure we can build as many roads as possible!

Our bridges will be HUGE! Our great people of my administration will be working hard for you, the people of Fictional Highways!

Can you build a bridge from my house to China? All over water.

[TheArkansasRoadgeek]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Will you build any roads?

"Sure, whatever you want, kid!" "Here, here's a small loan of $1 million, buy yourself something nice..."

Our roads will be great, we will be winning again! Right now, we are not winning! With all of our roads being built over seas, those DOTs are reaping the rewards and not us (Fictional Highways). If you vote for me, I will cut taxes on construction materials to make sure we can build as many roads as possible!

Our bridges will be HUGE! Our great people of my administration will be working hard for you, the people of Fictional Highways!

Can you build a bridge from my house to China? All over water.

"Ask, 'Not what I can do for you, but what you can do for Fictional Highways!'"

[Roadgeekteen]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

Will you build any roads?

"Sure, whatever you want, kid!" "Here, here's a small loan of $1 million, buy yourself something nice..."

Our roads will be great, we will be winning again! Right now, we are not winning! With all of our roads being built over seas, those DOTs are reaping the rewards and not us (Fictional Highways). If you vote for me, I will cut taxes on construction materials to make sure we can build as many roads as possible!

Our bridges will be HUGE! Our great people of my administration will be working hard for you, the people of Fictional Highways!

Can you build a bridge from my house to China? All over water.

"Ask, 'Not what I can do for you, but what you can do for Fictional Highways!'"

I have posted a lot in fictional highways.

[kphoger]

I have a plan to become a Fantasy Moderator and append this thread to the Alanland thread, and call it Larger Interstate 400.

I'd click on it!

[Roadgeekteen]

I have a plan to become a Fantasy Moderator and append this thread to the Alanland thread, and call it Larger Interstate 400.

I'd click on it!

I would click on the link, not it.

[kphoger]

not it.

not it.

[freebrickproductions]

Most FritzOwl threads, for me personally.

Also, I have to wonder which forum sections people on here generally frequent...

[roadman]

Most FritzOwl threads, for me personally.

Also, I have to wonder which forum sections people on here generally frequent...

At the risk of going off topic, I'll bite.  I mostly haunt Northeast, Traffic Control, General Highway Talk, and Off-Topic.

[kphoger]

Most FritzOwl threads, for me personally.

Also, I have to wonder which forum sections people on here generally frequent...

I stay within the "Recent Unread Topics" board.   

[kkt]

If I run, I will Make Fictional Highways Great Again!™ My proposal: A 1 Trillion dollar plan to make our fictional roads, bridges and general transportation great again! VOTE NOW! TheArkansasRoadgeek for Moderator 2017!

*This post is paid for by all of your tax dollars! *

My Fictional Highways will all be paid for by the furriners in the International Highways section!

[Roadgeekteen]

not it.

not it.

I hate spelling mistakes! I try to correct them but I miss one every now and then. 

[hotdogPi]

not it.

not it.

I hate spelling mistakes! I try to correct them but I miss one every now and then. 

You didn't make a spelling mistake. You just missed the joke.

Also, not it.

[TheHighwayMan3561]

Most FritzOwl threads, for me personally.

Also, I have to wonder which forum sections people on here generally frequent...

At the risk of going off topic, I'll bite.  I mostly haunt Northeast, Traffic Control, General Highway Talk, and Off-Topic.

Great Lakes (home region), general, fictional, off-topic. I have a couple threads in fictional, otherwise I just come to see the daily carnage. I don't really venture much into the other regional boards because I don't know those areas enough to contribute or really grasp their needs.