I'm going to be a trillionaire!

[bugo]

I will be in possession of 100 trillion dollars in a few days. 

[1995hoo]

I've had one of those for several years, but I've got you beat because I also have a $10,000,000,000,000 bill, so I have $110,000,000,000,000. Might be enough to pay for.....hmm, I can't think of anything that costs less than one US dollar these days.

[Doctor Whom]

I've had one of those for several years, but I've got you beat because I also have a $10,000,000,000,000 bill, so I have $110,000,000,000,000. Might be enough to pay for.....hmm, I can't think of anything that costs less than one US dollar these days.

With the $150T that I bought from eBay a while back, maybe I can buy another feeder goldfish for the pond.

[JMoses24]

Had this existed in 1997, they should've had Austin Powers give Dr Evil one of them. Of course, in 1997, 10 Zimbabwe Dollars equaled 1 US dollar, so Dr Evil would've exchanged for only $10 billion US at the bank where he could've been captured.

[3467]

You can afford to build all the roads in Fictional Highways now!

[Mr. Matté]

Wasn't Mr. Burns supposed to give that trillion dollars to Alanland?

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Congrats for that $10^14 bill! Recently I saw a $10^13 bill, and I took a pic of it with a 2013 series €5 one. Despite bearing that "very little" number, the value of the latter bill was many times the former.

PS: Anyone wants a 10^20 Hungarian Pengo bill?

[broadhurst04]

I've had one of those for several years, but I've got you beat because I also have a $10,000,000,000,000 bill, so I have $110,000,000,000,000. Might be enough to pay for.....hmm, I can't think of anything that costs less than one US dollar these days.

You could buy a Coke or Pepsi at the building where I work. 85 cents!

[roadman]

I've had one of those for several years, but I've got you beat because I also have a $10,000,000,000,000 bill, so I have $110,000,000,000,000. Might be enough to pay for.....hmm, I can't think of anything that costs less than one US dollar these days.

Perhaps two or three Tootsie Roll midget size candies.

[roadman]

I've had one of those for several years, but I've got you beat because I also have a $10,000,000,000,000 bill, so I have $110,000,000,000,000. Might be enough to pay for.....hmm, I can't think of anything that costs less than one US dollar these days.

You could buy a Coke or Pepsi at the building where I work. 85 cents!

But will the changer in the machine take a $1,000,000,000 bill?

[triplemultiplex]

Wasn't Mr. Burns supposed to give that trillion dollars to Alanland?

You could buy a Coke or Pepsi at the building where I work. 85 cents!

"There's soda on the plane!"

[Alps]

PS: Anyone wants a 10^20 Hungarian Pengo bill?

Claimed. Please fold into appropriate transcontinental airplane shape.

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Sure. Here you go:

[agentsteel53]

Sure. Here you go:

at the bottom, it says "counterfeiting of banknotes is punishable by law".  given that it takes significantly more effort to print one of those than it is worth, I don't know why they bothered.