Descriptions in Four Words

[hotdogPi]

You must be accurate.
Must be four words.
Numbers are one word.
And finally, no doge.

All freeways in Massachusetts:

US 1      Toll across Mystic River
MA 2      Only sometimes a freeway
US 3      Continuation of Everett Turnpike
MA 3      Serves the South Shore
US 6      Primary Cape Cod highway
MA 24    Goes into Rhode Island
MA 25    Road to Cape Cod
MA 57    Western Massachusetts partial freeway
MA 79    Splits off from 24
I-84       Short extension from Connecticut
I-90       A long toll road
I-91       Parallels the Connecticut River
I-93       Serves most of Boston
I-95       Mostly multiplexed with 128
MA 128  Boston's famous inner loop
MA 140  Freeway in New Bedford
MA 146  Connects Worcester to Providence
I-190     Y U NO 62
I-195     Fall River to Providence
MA 213  Short route in Methuen
I-290     Goes through downtown Worcester
I-291     Mostly multiplexed with 20
I-295     A loop of Providence
I-391     No interchange with Pike
I-395     Goes through eastern Connecticut
I-495     A really long loop


US up to 7

US 1     Follows the East Coast
US 2     Split into two parts
US 3     Boston to Canada border
US 4     Vermont and New Hampshire
US 5     Parallels the Connecticut River
US 6     Over three thousand miles
US 7     Parallels New York border

All the major Interstates:

I-5        Very long in California
I-10      Serves southern United States
I-15      Short entrance into Arizona
I-20      Atlanta's main east-west
I-25      Can't think of anything
I-30      Not actually that long
I-35      Has E W splits
I-40      Much longer than 45
I-45      Absolutely nowhere near major 
I-55      Can't think of anything
I-65      Hello Birmingham and Nashville
I-70      Has the famous Breezewood
I-75      Southern Florida to Canada
I-80      The Indiana Toll Rd.
I-85      More east than north
I-90      Serves northern United States
I-95      Follows the East Coast

Now make your own!

[1995hoo]

I-366     Pipe dream of ethanman62187

[Brandon]

I-39: Prairie to north woods
I-55: Was US Route 66
I-57: Alternate to Interstate 55
I-72: Mark my Twain, Champaign
I-74: Quads, Cincy, no Carolina
I-88 (W): Alternate to Interstate 80
I-94: Plains, Lakes, Cities, Canada

[NE2]

This thread sucks poo.

[SD Mapman]

In no particular order:
US 16A: Pigtails in the woods
SD 87: Sylvan Lake and Needles
SD 1804: Follows the Eastern bank
SD 1806: Follows the Western bank
I-29: Interstate of the flatlands
US 14A: Epic canyon to Deadwood
SD 79: Heartland Expressway then nothing
SD 63/73 (pick one): Not major at all
SD 53: Why does this exist?

[SD Mapman]

This thread sucks poo.

Why?

[NE2]

This thread sucks poo.

Why?

Because it's not German.

[SD Mapman]

Dieser Thread saugt kacken.

Warum?

Denn es ist nicht deutsch.

Sind Sie jetzt zufrieden?

[corco]

I 180 WY- This is an interstate

[sammi]

I 180 WY- This is an interstate

Forgot a question mark.

I'll try doing Ontario.

11 - "Longest street", they say
401 - Eight hours to go
404 - Can actually be found
409 - Shortest of them all the 400s (EDIT: Allen is shorter)
QEW - Goes around the lake
DVP - Can't escape heavy traffic
    Even on Sunday mornings
    Boyfriend hates it now
    (Can't make a haiku )
Allen - Train in the middle

[Zeffy]

NJ 29: Along the Delaware River
NJ 31: Used to be 69
US 46: Only in New Jersey

[GaryV]

M-3:  Don't spell Gratiot phonetically
M-6:  Shortcut around Grand Rapids
M-22:  Reverse direction at Northport
M-25:  Goes around the Thumb
M-28:  Seney Stretch boring straightaway
M-185:  State highway, no cars

[1995hoo]

This thread sucks poo.

Why?

Your answer's too short.

[US71]

US 62 (AR): yes, it follows 540.

[SD Mapman]

This thread sucks poo.

Why does it? Why?

Your answer's too short.

Fixed that for you.
Abbreviations count as words.

[hbelkins]

I-99: Bud Shuster's wet dream.

[bassoon1986]

I-635 (TX) the construction never ends
I-820 (TX) numbered after radio station
I-345 (TX) it is 75, no?

[corco]

I-182: Hooray! Meth and potatoes

[Takumi]

VA 143: Usurped 168's old route
Colonial Parkway: Still with suicide lane!
Blue Ridge Parkway: Top Gear couldn't speed
VA 16: You'll crap your pants
VA 32: Useless north of 13
VA 895: Unused overpriced toll road

[CANALLER]

N.Y.S. Expressways& Routes:

Northway: Best views from Amtrak.
531: Long back-up at signal.
New T.Z.B.: Biggest money pit ever.
88: Built for one politician.
Throughway: Don't forget Indians' fee.
587: Go around all day.
790: Never heard of it.
481: Helps you avoid Syracuse.
690: Still hasn't been finished.
781: Better keep Fort open.
Roof-Top: Re-build the railroad instead.
99: From, through, to nowhere.
400: Leave Buffalo in dust.
Southern Tier: It'll always be 17.
84: Speeding blitz generated revenue.
L.I.E.: World's longest parking lot.
Youngmann: Over Falls in barrel.
Taconic: Danger sharp curves ahead.
Lake Ontario State Pkwy.: Now closes in winter.
Genesee: Salt mine getting busy.
490: Old canal was better.
Niagara: Amazing.  Toll Booths removed.
219: Extension dead on arrival.
Sea Breeze: Traffic circle times five.
890: Light bulbs being outlawed.
787: Traveller gives Cuomo finger.

[SD Mapman]

And still there's more...
WY 110: Oh, look! Devils Tower!
I-190 (SD): 55 to downtown Rapid
All streets in Spearfish: Blasted city snow removal

[sammi]

84: Speeding blitz generated revenue.
890: Light bulbs being outlawed.
787: Traveller gives Cuomo finger.

We're doing news headlines?

* Sammi scratches her head

[sammi]

I-94: Plains, Lakes, Cities, Canada

I-94:
    Police car caused accident
    Towed to a BP
    Car rentals close early
    Got stuck in Michigan

[NE2]

The Interstate system: suburb to shining suburb

[renegade]

I'll try my luck:

I-25:  Buffalo to El Paso
I-80:  Long trip across Nebraska

Must be getting late.