Descriptions in Four Words

[formulanone]

I-405: Do you hate yourself?
I-595: Because, too many exits
I-375: The itsy bitsy interstate(s)
FL A1A: No free parking, ever
FL 91: Miles until we Yeehaw

[Buck87]

OH 4: Cedar Point Motor Speedway

[pianocello]

Kennedy Expressway: Entrance ramps of death
US-30 Indiana: Way too many stoplights
I-70: Buy gas in Breezewood!

I-70      Has the famous Breezewood

(edited, forgot to read)

Borman Expressway: What's a speed limit?

[hbelkins]

I-73: Hopelessly out of place
I-238: America's bastard interstate highway.
US 666: Died, went to hell.

[Takumi]

I-74: Never to be connected
VA 162: Please explain this, VDOT

[1995hoo]

VA-420: Number never been posted.
I-595 (the one in Maryland): Yes, it does exist.

[US71]

AR 74, AR 60 : How many are there?

[hotdogPi]

Important New Hampshire routes:

US 1: Free alternative to 95
US 2: Serves northern New Hampshire
US 3: The Daniel Webster Highway
US 4: 9 and 202 multiplex
NH 9: Multiplexes with 202 twice
NH 10: Very close to Vermont
NH 11: Much longer in Maine
NH 12: Goes through 4 states
NH 16: Road to Mount Washington
NH 25: Through central New Hampshire
NH 26: Vermont is a joke
NH 28: Bends east in Suncook
I-89: Stopped by Merrimack River
I-93: New Hampshire's main Interstate
I-95: Should have more exits
NH 101: Is partially a freeway
NH 112: The beautiful Kancamagus Highway
NH 125: Just barely important enough
US 202: This route's too long
I-293: Actually two separate freeways
US 302: Goes through White Mountains
I-393: Multiplexed with other routes

[roadman]

MA 213 - Has shopping center name

[jp the roadgeek]

CT Interstates:

84- Bypass of US 6
91- Parallel to Connecticut River
95- One big parking lot
291- Only small portion built
384- Wasted road to Providence
395- Through middle of nowhere
684: Too short to remember
691- Short eighty four alternate.

CT US Routes:

1- Runs parallel to coast
5- Basically follows ninety one
6- Main way to Providence
7- Fairfield County NIMBYs killed.
44- Runs across northern tier
202: Most redundant US highway

[hotdogPi]

Jp, you forgot 684.

[theline]

More Hoosier highways here:

US-31: No more Kokomo stops.
I-69: Tokarskis' bane, travelers' gain.
I-70: Too damn many trucks!
US-40: Easier drive than 70.

[Alps]

NJ 35: A road numbered thirtyfive.

[sammi]

NJ 35: A road numbered thirtyfive.

Thirty-five has a hyphen.
Still four words though.

[Scott5114]

I-240 (OK): You like weaving, right?
I-444: Shhhh, it never happened.
Creek Tpk: Woot, no Skelly Drive!
Chickasaw Turnpike: Wow, what a joke.
Indian Nation Turnpike: Whoa, that's a median?

[sammi]

Indian Nation Turnpike: Whoa, that's a median?

And it's a toll road. (EDIT: that's five words.)

Checked the Wikipedia page.
Canadian, Oklahoma? How original.

[Scott5114]

Named after the Canadian River, which also flows through Canadian County, where there is a town named Yukon. Nobody knows exactly why it's called the Canadian, though.

[empirestate]

Here, I'll do some of my local bridges:

Henry Hudson Bridge: Toll for rich people
Broadway Bridge: What the locals use
Spuyten Duyvil Bridge: Famously near train wreck
George Washington Bridge: Best escape from Jersey
Washington Bridge: No, not the GWB
High Bridge: Oldest one in town
City Island Bridge: Remember A Bronx Tale?
Hell Gate Bridge: Gustav Lindenthal's signature span
Triborough Bridge: Mentioned on Sesame Street
Brooklyn Bridge: Still stronger than most
Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel: Hugh Carey, my ass!

[sammi]

Named after the Canadian River, which also flows through Canadian County, where there is a town named Yukon. Nobody knows exactly why it's called the Canadian, though.

Too long, didn't read
Emoticons don't count, right?

[theline]

Here, I'll do some of my local bridges:

George Washington Bridge: Best escape from Jersey

Except from Ft. Lee.
Not enough lanes open.

[Scott5114]

Named after the Canadian River, which also flows through Canadian County, where there is a town named Yukon. Nobody knows exactly why it's called the Canadian, though.

Too long, didn't read
Emoticons don't count, right?

Off-topic posts: exempted.

[TCN7JM]

I'll try, I guess.
I-229 (SD): Around southeastern Sioux Falls
Another one for I-180 (WY): I don't get it.
SD 100: Will be completed...eventually...

And of course the most obvious one:
South Dakota: Better than North Dakota

[CNGL-Leudimin]

Another one for WY I-180: Shouldn't be an interstate.

[jp the roadgeek]

Heavy Hitter CT State Routes

2: Road to the casinos (or Atlantic City Expressway North)
3: Connecticut River Putnam Bridge
4: Farmington bypass severely needed
8: Snakes along Naugatuck River
9: Middletown signals prevent interstate
10: From Yale to Dartmouth
11: The Highway to Nowhere
12: Four state longest route
15: Parkways and Berlin Turnpike
20: The road to Bradley
25: From Bridgeport toward Danbury
32: Route 12 sister route
34: Killed downtown New Haven
40: Why was this built?
63: Shoreline to the hills
72: So many route changes
78: Finish it damn it
85: De Facto Route 11
169: Quiet corner scenic route
187/189: Middle of nowhere expressway
190: 3 miles from Massachusetts

[Zeffy]

More from New Jersey:

US 206: Too many damn trucks
Somerville Circle: Accident(s) waiting to happen
Newark: I wouldn't live there *
I-95: Turns into another Interstate
I-295: From 3di to 2di *
I-76: There's a west one? *
NJ 18: Full of bad drivers
US 1: The real Trenton freeway
NJ 31: The Tri-County Veterans Highway *
I-695: Killed by the NIMBYs
NJ 495: From Jersey to Manhattan

* Contains something that may nullify it from being considered four words (I.E. 's or hyphens) - you decide.