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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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LilianaUwU

#150
July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AM  
July 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
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My pronouns are she/her. Also, I'm an admin on the AARoads Wiki.

NE2

#151
July 27, 2025, 05:24:53 AM  
Quote from: Roadgeekteen on July 26, 2025, 11:14:53 AMJuly 26th: why are tolls more common in the Northeast than in other parts of the country?
Trump promised the Rio Grande Valley that Mexico would pay for I-69, so Mexico added a bunch of tolls on their side to raise the money.
(You didn't say which country...)
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I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

GaryV

#152
July 27, 2025, 06:57:09 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Years ago they confused bilingual with another bi- word, and said, "Mais, non!"

formulanone

#153
July 27, 2025, 07:56:24 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Because the Danish sign creator was sacked. 

thspfc

#154
July 27, 2025, 08:22:41 AM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?
Je ne sais pas putain. C'est la vie, idiot.

Dirt Roads

#155
July 27, 2025, 01:42:59 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Quote from: thspfc on July 27, 2025, 08:22:41 AMJe ne sais pas poutine. C'est la vie, idiot.

FTFY.  In West Virginia, we put gravy over most everything.  Maybe that why we love this Québécoi favourite?

TheCatalyst31

#156
July 27, 2025, 03:37:57 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Coordinated bombings of all the bilingual signs.

xonhulu

#157
July 27, 2025, 04:46:01 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Because all road signs in France are in Québecois.

Scott5114

#158
July 27, 2025, 06:42:21 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Because you can't make poutine with English fries.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

Max Rockatansky

#159
July 27, 2025, 08:57:21 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on July 27, 2025, 04:12:51 AMJuly 27th: why are all road signs in Québec only in French?

Perpetually hurt feelings. 

kphoger

#160
July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM  
28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

hotdogPi

#161
July 28, 2025, 09:43:29 AM  
Instructions for Dance Dance Revolution.
Clinched

Traveled, plus
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Big John

#162
July 28, 2025, 10:38:29 AM  
Jump up and dive to the left.

I-55

#163
July 28, 2025, 10:40:47 AM  
Pennsylvania Turnpike Northeast Extension
Purdue Civil Engineering '24
Quote from: I-55 on April 13, 2025, 09:39:41 PMThe correct question is "if ARDOT hasn't signed it, why does Google show it?" and the answer as usual is "because Google Maps signs stuff incorrectly all the time"

formulanone

#164
July 28, 2025, 11:11:09 AM   Last Edit: July 28, 2025, 11:13:50 AM by formulanone
It replaced the text-based Elevators sign in the 1973 MUTCD, due to the elevator attendant strike during the previous summer. President Nixon fired all of the go-slow employees of Federal Lift Attendants but this event was mostly lost to history after other sandals took place within the FLA.

Sources
Brambilla, Mona. 1974. "Anthology of Sideways Square Signage", Misty Gorilla Publishing 741-742

Fittipaldi, Peter. 1973 "F.L.A. Won't Sway Nor Have Its Buttons Pushed", Weston Bee-Star-Picayune 5-6

Hulme, Gavin. 1978 "Massive Compendium of Indoor Signage 1777-1977", Shadow Printing Press Vol. DN, 3-4

Scott5114

#165
July 28, 2025, 12:00:02 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?



Someone is flicking the switch to the overhead lighting up and down.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

1995hoo

#166
July 28, 2025, 04:07:47 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?



Men perform to the right. Women perform to the left.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

Scott5114

#167
July 28, 2025, 04:10:02 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?



Bouncy house ahead.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

kphoger

#168
July 28, 2025, 07:11:56 PM  
DIP AHEAD

~ or ~

TALL VEHICLES USE RIGHT LANE
SHORT VEHICLES USE LEFT LANE

Quote from: kphoger on July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

webny99

#169
July 28, 2025, 07:31:05 PM  
Quote from: I-55 on July 28, 2025, 10:40:47 AMPennsylvania Turnpike Northeast Extension

This thread is for the worst possible answer, not the actual answer :sombrero:

cockroachking

#170
July 28, 2025, 07:39:15 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?


Warning: You are about to experience significant shear forces ahead.

pderocco

#171
July 28, 2025, 07:43:46 PM  
Quote from: cockroachking on July 28, 2025, 07:39:15 PM
Quote from: kphoger on July 28, 2025, 09:28:38 AM28 JUL 2025

What does this sign mean?


Warning: You are about to experience significant shear forces ahead.
Elevator ahead.

kphoger

#172
July 28, 2025, 07:47:59 PM  
MOVING WALKWAY
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

CoreySamson

#173
July 28, 2025, 08:00:37 PM  
WARNING: earthquake fault ahead!
Buc-ee's and QuikTrip fanboy. Clincher of 27 FM roads. Proponent of the TX U-turn. Budding theologian.

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kphoger

#174
July 28, 2025, 10:30:23 PM  
Quote from: CoreySamson on July 28, 2025, 08:00:37 PMWARNING: earthquake fault ahead!

I like this one.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
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