Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[xonhulu]

12 SEP 2025

There are too few colors of road striping.  Make a new list with more stripe colors and what they should mean.

Canary Yellow: passing allowed

Bright Yellow: no passing allowed

[PColumbus73]

Why stop at colors? There should be also new painted symbols:

Heart (pink): Road rage prohibited
Star (gold with glitter): Celebrities only
Gear symbol (camouflage): Four-wheel drive only, can be used on unpaved roads as well
Banana (bright yellow): Slippery road

I'm assuming that the stripes will be made of those symbols, correct?

Other possibilities:

Mushroom (red and white):  high speed road
Handgun (black with red droplets):  school zone [remember the thread topic]
Dollar sign (green):  Pennsylvania Turnpike
Snowflake (white):  drivers from the South prohibited

Of course, mixing colors would be garish.

Teardrop (light blue): Crying permitted

[Big John]

Battleship gray - Do the Hokey Pokey.

[kphoger]

Battleship gray - Do the Hokey Pokey.

It's all about doing a U-turn, right?

[Big John]

Battleship gray - Do the Hokey Pokey.

It's all about doing a U-turn, right?

That's what it's all about.

[TheCatalyst31]

12 SEP 2025

There are too few colors of road striping.  Make a new list with more stripe colors and what they should mean.

School zones should be striped with the colors of the school's sports teams to promote local pride.

[NE2]

12 SEP 2025

There are too few colors of road striping.  Make a new list with more stripe colors and what they should mean.

Blue: we glaze the cops.