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Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?

Cats would show up whenever someone gave directions regarding 666.


kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

Quote from: Sapphuby on Today at 09:18:47 AMa study was conducted and 491 was chosen at random

Not much of a study, then, was it?

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO


kphoger

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?

That's a common misconception.  It wasn't renumbered.  It's still US-666.  Those US-491 shields are technically errors.  The actual US-491 runs immediately to the west of I-15, between the southern terminus of US-91 and just north of Willard Bay State Park.  Due to sign theft along US-666 and the low AADT on actual US-491, UDOT decided to sign the former with shields they removed from the latter (and unused extras that were stored in the sign shop).

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?

The Democrats wanted to ensure the road would not be associated with the President's boyfriend:

"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?

When the state of Utah figured out that all the numbers from a roulette wheel add up to 666, they immediately filed for a renumbering in order to discourage gambling.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

thspfc

Quote from: JayhawkCO on Today at 10:30:34 AM
Quote from: kphoger on September 30, 2025, 10:16:36 AM30 SEP 2025

What does this sign mean?



The women I attract.
There's a significantly worse answer along these lines.

JayhawkCO

Quote from: thspfc on Today at 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: JayhawkCO on Today at 10:30:34 AM
Quote from: kphoger on September 30, 2025, 10:16:36 AM30 SEP 2025

What does this sign mean?



The women I attract.
There's a significantly worse answer along these lines.

To specify, "rating" not age. :)

Mav94

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?

To hide the great Satanic Illuminati road numbering conspiracy. Fnord.

TheCatalyst31

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?
Iron Maiden threatened to sue AASHTO for trademark infringement.

Henry

Quote from: Roadgeekteen on Today at 12:19:38 AMOctober 1st, 2025

Why was US 666 renamed to US 491?
They realized that Hell was actually in MI, and the road itself never went anywhere near that town, so they drew three lottery balls for the new number.
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!

Henry

Quote from: kphoger on Today at 10:20:05 AM
Quote from: Henry on September 30, 2025, 10:25:50 PMThe - is for "Insert Number Here."

Does it flash?
It could, because I wasn't going to give a more obvious answer, like "go ahead and put in a zero to make it 109".
Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago, what do you say? The Cubs are gonna win today!