Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[xonhulu]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

[Max Rockatansky]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

When else are you supposed to find goth girlfriends? 

[GaryV]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

I can't speak for Saturdays, but all the good Christians on the board must be in church on Sunday.

[The_Ginger]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

But of course, this is a roads forum, so the conversation starter should be road-related.

[Big John]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

The same reason the DMV takes weekends off - to make it inconvenient to go to.

[xonhulu]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

But of course, this is a roads forum, so the conversation starter should be road-related.

The cool kids never follow the rules.

[Mapmikey]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

Blue highways laws

[LilianaUwU]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

When else are you supposed to find goth girlfriends? 

I find at least one daily. My polycule has grown to hundreds of women.

[Max Rockatansky]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

When else are you supposed to find goth girlfriends? 

I find at least one daily. My polycule has grown to hundreds of women.

Beltway can't find one because he's too busy complaining about women having tattoos in the middle of the night.

[The_Ginger]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

But of course, this is a roads forum, so the conversation starter should be road-related.

The cool kids never follow the rules.

That's not an issue for me.

[Scott5114]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

Alex doesn't want to pay the question writers overtime.

[pderocco]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

When else are you supposed to find goth girlfriends? 

I find at least one daily. My polycule has grown to hundreds of women.

When do the caterpillars appear?

No, wait, that's moths.

[xonhulu]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

Because he got joint custody of the subtopics on weekends when he divorced his ex-shetopic.

[Scott5114]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

The thread has to close for the weekend thanks to a blue law enacted by Alan Dunes-Flamingo.

[JayhawkCO]

Did we ever establish a solid list of what FDOT has kill count signs?  The only two that I'm aware of are FL 997 and US 1 on Stock Island.

Ha. I drove by both of those on Saturday.

[kphoger]

April 12, 2026

Why does this topic take weekends off?

The forum moderation staff take the week-ends off, and they know that this particular thread is likely to erupt into a flame war at any moment, so they lock it down each Friday night.

But of course, this is a roads forum, so the conversation starter should be road-related.

A ruling from the OP:  if it has to do with this forum, then it automatically qualifies as road-related.

* kphoger cringes a little bit.

[Max Rockatansky]

And to that end...

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

[paulthemapguy]

And to that end...

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

One. Only with absolute and complete dedication to roadgeekdom can you become omniscient enough to avoid all the unrelenting corrections from the know-it-alls on this forum.

[kphoger]

It's hard to count, because some of the hobbies overlap multiplex.

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

[kurumi]

And to that end...

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

0 or 1.
Otherwise you're in some sort of reverse harem tradwife isekai koukousei thing

Oh wait, nm, you said "hobbies"

[PColumbus73]

And to that end...

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

True road enthusiasts must have enough fictional hand-drawn maps to equal the mileage of every real-world road on Earth... before they turn 18.

[Big John]

And to that end...

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

The square root of negative infinity.

[kphoger]

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

True road enthusiasts must have enough fictional hand-drawn maps to equal the mileage of every real-world road on Earth... before they turn 18.

So... one?

[formulanone]

And to that end...

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

One. Only with absolute and complete dedication to roadgeekdom can you become omniscient enough to avoid all the unrelenting corrections from the know-it-alls on this forum.

Also, a true roadgeek should eat a serving of gravel for breakfast, some mulled tar for lunch, a few guardrail nuggets for dinner, and a nightcap of road striping chips diluted in creosote in order to become worthy and slightly reflective.

[vdeane]

4/13/26

What is the appropriate number of hobbies for a road enthusiast to have before graduating high school?

4.2 exactly