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[jeffandnicole]

...when you cross the border from the Perkins Union to Alanland that you being to and don't being to notice things have gotten just a bit normal and weird at the same time.

Then, later...

...you realized you misread the sign, and you entered Analland.  Things are definitely wierd. So you stop at a bookstore and pick up a copy of Wierd Analland and start visiting some things.  After a while, you feel a pain in your butt, so you decide to move on. 

Driving Northeastsouthwest, you finally enter Springfield.  You stop at Moe's Tavern and have a Duff Beer.  Someone calls the bar and talks to Moe.  Moe yells out "Is Seymour there? Last name Butz."  You and the rest of the patrons laugh. A few minutes later Moe gets another phone call and yells out "Mike Rotch? Mike Rotch? Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"  As that was your nickname in high school, you take the phone and have a good laugh with a buddy you haven't talked with in ages.  How he knew you were there isn't important.  After a burping contest with Barney, you look at the clock and decide to...