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[Big John]

 How can I grow more car wax? - Get a turtle.

[Molandfreak]

Non-Road Boards ► Off-Topic ► Do you incest?

[Big John]

Higher Elevation: Your State's High Joint or Tallest Building? - What kind of high?

[Big John]

mysqli, boot given - it kicked me out

[PNWRoadgeek]

mysqli, tool given - An error gave me a tool? Does it fix the error?
mysqli, pool given - Time to open up the AARoads pool.

[TheCatalyst31]

Last Prime Resort to Close - Amazon's unsuccessful attempt at selling vacations
Last Prism Resort to Close - the light beams were unpopular with guests

[kphoger]

Southeast edition!


Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Georgia Foods! — peach cobbler, I suppose
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► AA Carolinas release their best of and worst of 2009 — drunk fails compilation
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► I-475 in TN. Built it already. — built yes, designated no
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Interstate 275 Nampa — I bet not
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Key West Road Staff — these guys
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Rad county routes — which ones are totally bodacious?
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Group wants grail tied to $1B sales tax(Macon,GA) — sounds like a job for Indiana Jones
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Masked bike routes — for cyclists who prefer to go incognito
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► I-20 cloned?? — now there's another one just like it
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Interesting Lap Find — you'll never believe what fell to the floor when I stood up from my chair
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Hurricane Dueling Stations — for those who want to stay in town and fight to the death
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► SC 315 is worn — they should resurface it, then

[Molandfreak]

Regional Boards ► Southeast ► I-20 cloned?? — now there's another one just like it

Hey it's the I-14 plan!

[kphoger]

Southeast edition, second installment!


Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Beach Pass Now Works With SunPass — Volusia County's parking pass now works on the Sawgrass
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Why no access from SB UT 51 to TN 300? — any interchange would have too big of a footprint
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Tomb Scare Briefly Shuts Down Atlanta's Downtown Connector — zombies wandering the highway
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► White Plaques With Interstate Shields Becoming More Common in Penn. — ummm, wrong board
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► North Carolina's nine-panel log sign experiment — made entirely of Lincoln Logs and wood glue
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Baton Rouge Loos — which public restrooms to use and which ones to avoid
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► TN to allow logo signs in urban areas (with a latch) — (to close them up at night)
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Variable speed limit signs in Georgia seemed unreliable — but only at first
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Request for audio of tiles on Floridian concrete — especially mosaics
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Do Southerners make very s-l-o-w burns? — like a smolder?
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Tampa -- I-4 Romps — the Beatles, white album, 33 1⁄3 rpm, side two, track seven
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Article: Florida's Trick Road — don't let it fool you
Regional Boards ► Southeast ► Alabama's Country Roads — take me home

[Scott5114]

"March Midness 2027..." sort of mediocre basketball tournament

[kphoger]

Mountain West edition!


Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Truth Nor Consequences — contractor error, or practical joke?
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► About the Four Coroners — Thomas Noguchi & co.
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Looking for Utah roadgeek typos — here is an example
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Last toll collector in Colorado paid off — investigation is underway
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Score one for Gus! Arizona to remove speed cameras — Gus really likes speeding
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Quack Denver question — quack quack quack Denver quack?
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Wyoming 218 recommissioned — surprise!
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► New bush for I-11 (LV to Phoenix) — new federal route gets little green shrub
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Internal Checkpoints/HHS — the NIH take(s) over operations
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Meeting with UDOT Panners — new funding strategy:  there's gold in them there hills
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Chandler AZ attempt at PMS — watch out, men!
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► I-11 Sturdy Site — no subsidence there, no siree, Bob
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Party probelms [sic] for Montana highways — dang teenagers!
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Good-bye AL 48, Hello AZ 89S — bet you didn't see that one coming
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Highway Expansion Encourages More Than Joust Driving — but also archery driving and tug-of-war driving
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Colorado: Kiowa-Bennett Road not paved — faked you out!
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Colorado Getting Its First DUI — that's hard to believe
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Make the casinos pray for I-11 — over the P.A. system, along with the Pledge of Allegiance
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► US 6 "bends" — OP just links to random curve on GSV
Regional Boards ► Mountain West ► Planning Vegan AZ UT loop day trip — meat eaters need not apply

[GaryV]

A Multi Vehicle Crash on I-80 in NJ Turns Weir - They said it was into the river.

[kphoger]

Central States edition!


Regional Boards ► Central States ► Legislator proposes merging KTA into ODOT — Scott and Jonathan are not in favor
Regional Boards ► Central States ► KTA posts Clearview meatcleaver — and this is why they're not
Regional Boards ► Central States ► KS 36 — back after nearly a century in the grave
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Weird KS signage (ping Mrs Winkler) — but she's never been a member of the forum
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Official: Metcalf turned black — and now it'll never go back
Regional Boards ► Central States ► SLUT thoughts (ping J N Winkler) — because who knows sluts better than he does?
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Should ODOT build it's section of the Bella Vista Bypass Now? — probably not
Regional Boards ► Central States ► US 71 Gibbon Cutting — poor little apes
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Bird Creek Bridge too Close — too close to stay open, that is
Regional Boards ► Central States ► George Brett Bridge Destroyer — that George really hates bridges, I guess
Regional Boards ► Central States ► KC Cramp Meters Not So Great — there are better options for measuring your PMS
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Signing 66 in KC — sounds like an error to me
Regional Boards ► Central States ► MoDOT Introduces RED Stop Signs — it's about time
Regional Boards ► Central States ► State Adds Extra Letter On Sands Springs Highway Sign — edited for inaccuracy
Regional Boards ► Central States ► MDOT wants to demolish I-55 Fruitland Rest Areas — but Missouri won't let them
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Why doesn't OK 31 connect to AK 10? — because Canada
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Truckers' battles of urine pose problem for North Dakota — don't cross the streams
Regional Boards ► Central States ► 2013 Rand McNally Atlas - OKs Errors — because they just don't care anymore
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Route XD in Andrew County, Missouri — apparently, emoticon route numbers are now a thing
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Where did K-10 bend in 1974? — the same place it does now
Regional Boards ► Central States ► Road Trip Days 5 - 7 (ND, NE, KS, OK) — that first state line crossing was a bitch
Regional Boards ► Central States ► "ODOT SUCKS" — edited for accuracy

[vdeane]

Letting a Cat sit around for a Long Time
Letting a Car shit around for a Long Time
I go cat shopping
I go car shipping
I got car shopping

[Big John]

 I go car stopping - people are honking at me to move it.

[PNWRoadgeek]

I go car hopping - I like stealing cars.

[kphoger]

I go car hopping - I like stealing cars.

freight hopping : catching out :: car hopping : hitchhiking 

[JayhawkCO]

I go car hopping - I like stealing cars.

I was thinking this might be a blog about working at Sonic.

[hotdogPi]

Cuddly Valley Road
How available to you is I-85 fuel?

[kphoger]

How available to you is I-85 fuel?

Good one. 

[Big John]

Read of the Day - at the library

[WillWeaverRVA]

What is the Oldest Forum Thread? - I think it's this one?
What is the Oddest Forum Threat? - Old MTR habits died hard back in the day
What is the Oldest Forum Tread?

Toad of the Day
Goad of the Day - the best NE2 troll post of each day

BUILD America 2500 Act - planning our infrastructure for the next 500 years
BUILT America 250 Act - we're already done
BUILD America 250 Fact - none of this is happening
BUILD America 250 Art - I made this American flag with glue sticks and construction paper
BUILD America 250 Ant - what is this, a nation for ants?

Alt timeline: what if the interstate highway system was built with nail? - we'd need a whole lotta tires
Alt timeline: what if the interstate highway system was built with jail? - pretty sure some states did this at times
Ant timeline: what if the interstate highway system was built with rail? - what is this, a system for ants?

[hotdogPi]

What is the Oldest Forum Thread? - I think it's this one?

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=3

[WillWeaverRVA]

What is the Oldest Forum Thread? - I think it's this one?

https://www.aaroads.com/forum/index.php?topic=3

And there's a reply in it from 2025, so it's both the oldest and the longest running, I suppose.

[Big John]

Hitchbiking - doing it on a motorcycle.