Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

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NE2

#4275
May 19, 2026, 03:15:35 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?
That would be the Boring thing to do.
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I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

pderocco

#4276
May 19, 2026, 03:40:32 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?
Because it's fastened securely to the ground.

Big John

#4277
May 19, 2026, 05:27:57 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?
The capital M prevents it from being mobile.

xonhulu

#4278
May 19, 2026, 10:04:16 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?

Because it goes to Mobile?

kphoger

#4279
May 19, 2026, 10:36:05 AM  
Quote from: pderocco on May 19, 2026, 03:40:32 AMBecause it's fastened securely to the ground.

:clap: Can we get any worse than that?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

hotdogPi

#4280
May 19, 2026, 10:37:32 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?

It's a tunnel, so no mobile cell service.
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Mapmikey

#4281
May 19, 2026, 10:46:34 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?

The operation to have its tubes tied (Misdirectomy?) resulted in it becoming the imMobile Tunnel.

hobsini2

#4282
May 19, 2026, 02:47:36 PM  
Quote from: Mapmikey on May 19, 2026, 10:46:34 AM
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?

The operation to have its tubes tied (Misdirectomy?) resulted in it becoming the imMobile Tunnel.
This is genius.  :clap:
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)

The_Ginger

#4283
May 19, 2026, 03:31:18 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?
It's named the Mobile Tunnel. Mobile is an antonym for moved. Antonym means a word that is nearly the same as another.

TheCatalyst31

#4284
May 19, 2026, 09:44:02 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?
To go anywhere, you have to make forward progress, and you won't get that from a tunnel named after George Wallace.

PNWRoadgeek

#4285
May 19, 2026, 09:44:37 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on May 19, 2026, 03:08:49 AM2026-05-19: Why doesn't the Mobile Tunnel go anywhere?
Because it's a phone.
Applying for new Grand Alan.

formulanone

#4286
May 19, 2026, 10:01:58 PM  
Quote from: Mapmikey on May 19, 2026, 10:46:34 AMMisdirectomy

I will slip this word in conversation one day if it's the last thing I do.

kphoger

#4287
May 20, 2026, 09:32:03 AM  
Quote from: vdeane on May 17, 2026, 11:57:00 AMI had the perfect question based on current discussions bleeding through into the favorite forum questions thread.

Nobody has posted a daily question yet today.  Would you care to?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

GaryV

#4288
May 20, 2026, 10:52:43 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 09:32:03 AM
Quote from: vdeane on May 17, 2026, 11:57:00 AMI had the perfect question based on current discussions bleeding through into the favorite forum questions thread.

Nobody has posted a daily question yet today.  Would you care to?

I think you just did.   :wave:

kphoger

#4289
May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AM  
Oh, well.  I'll go ahead and pose the next question.


20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

#4290
May 20, 2026, 12:07:17 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AMOh, well.  I'll go ahead and pose the next question.


20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?

A bit of bituminous surface intake daily helps with digestion and regular bowel movements.

Big John

#4291
May 20, 2026, 12:17:13 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AMOh, well.  I'll go ahead and pose the next question.


20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?
High fiber with paper surfaces.

I-55

#4292
May 20, 2026, 01:10:53 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AMOh, well.  I'll go ahead and pose the next question.


20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?

Combinations of pavement roughness and traffic control devices that induce hard braking by heavy vehicles, thus allowing the road to eat the rubber off the tires. This is commonly achieved with signalized intersections on high speed divided highways, though frequently congested areas also serve as examples
Purdue Civil Engineering '24
Quote from: I-55 on April 13, 2025, 09:39:41 PMThe correct question is "if ARDOT hasn't signed it, why does Google show it?" and the answer as usual is "because Google Maps signs stuff incorrectly all the time"

wanderer2575

#4293
May 20, 2026, 02:04:22 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AM20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?

Burgers, burritos, chicken nuggets.  Any food item you can hold with one hand while steering with the other, and no utensils.  No vegetables other than french fries and onion rings.

kphoger

#4294
May 20, 2026, 02:25:39 PM  
Quote from: wanderer2575 on May 20, 2026, 02:04:22 PMBurgers, burritos, chicken nuggets.  Any food item you can hold with one hand while steering with the other, and no utensils.  No vegetables other than french fries and onion rings.

This is supposed to be 'worst possible answer', not 'best'.

More like meatball subs and noodle soup.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

pderocco

#4295
May 20, 2026, 02:38:55 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AM20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?
When your wife only lets you spend half an hour a day on the aaroads forum.

The_Ginger

#4296
May 20, 2026, 03:34:49 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AM20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?
"Now, Timmy, today we're going to start a new diet today of straight tar and cement. I hear it's good for the stomach, and all the other young roads in town are doing it."

kphoger

#4297
May 20, 2026, 03:38:56 PM  
Quote from: pderocco on May 20, 2026, 02:38:55 PMWhen your wife only lets you spend half an hour a day on the aaroads forum.

Ouch.  That's the winning answer so far.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

LilianaUwU

#4298
May 20, 2026, 04:06:30 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AM20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
"Volcano with no fire... Not volcano... Just mountain."
—Mr. Thwomp

My pronouns are she/her, no matter what you think about that.

hobsini2

#4299
May 20, 2026, 04:18:57 PM  
Quote from: LilianaUwU on May 20, 2026, 04:06:30 PM
Quote from: kphoger on May 20, 2026, 11:51:58 AM20 MAY 2026

What is a road diet?
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
"I'll have 4 fried chickens and a Coke." "And dry white toast".
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! - Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)
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