Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[1995hoo]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

It's a sign advising that there is a baseball field ahead at which the players tend to urinate on the infield.

[Big John]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

Yellow diamond wedding ring ahead.

[kphoger]

It's a sign advising that there is a baseball field ahead at which the players tend to urinate on the infield.

Is that a regional thing?  I see more of these signs in Kansas than in other states.

[1995hoo]

It's a sign advising that there is a baseball field ahead at which the players tend to urinate on the infield.

Is that a regional thing?  I see more of these signs in Kansas than in other states.

To give a serious answer, I can't say as I ever recall seeing a blank yellow diamond sign other than maybe (I emphasize maybe) on a barrier at the end of a road alternating with blank red diamond signs. Even then, I haven't seen anything of that sort in quite some time.

[kphoger]

To give a serious answer, I can't say as I ever recall seeing a blank yellow diamond sign other than maybe (I emphasize maybe) on a barrier at the end of a road alternating with blank red diamond signs. Even then, I haven't seen anything of that sort in quite some time.

Feast your eyes!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xktBHyL7Cd9d8AMc6
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tT96B37BXvatYrEV6

[Declan127]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

Yellow

[kphoger]

Yellow

[Mapmikey]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

It's a choose your own hazard adventure.

Make a choice, then exercise caution for it.

[pderocco]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

It means you're going the wrong way on a one-way street.

Oh, wait, that's the right answer.

[kphoger]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

Normal conditions ahead, no extra caution required.

~ or ~

Numerous changing conditions ahead, extra special caution required.

Meaning depends on context.

[IowaTraveler]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

It means that the sign shop ran out of black paint.

[jeffandnicole]

To give a serious answer, I can't say as I ever recall seeing a blank yellow diamond sign other than maybe (I emphasize maybe) on a barrier at the end of a road alternating with blank red diamond signs. Even then, I haven't seen anything of that sort in quite some time.

Feast your eyes!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xktBHyL7Cd9d8AMc6
https://maps.app.goo.gl/tT96B37BXvatYrEV6

Here's a much larger version: https://maps.app.goo.gl/E7vRobvPskSVypYMA

If you go back in time thru the GSVs, you'll see the current diamond is faded from several years ago, and before that a previous diamond had 9 dots on it.

[Scott5114]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

This highway sponsored by Kraft Singles.

[xonhulu]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

It says what it means right on the sign, written plainly in yellow letters. Are you blind?

[SSOWorld]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

State law in Texas construction zones

[formulanone]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

Road sign isn't mean, it's clearly upset but if you listened the first time, you'd know why.

[MikeTheActuary]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

It's an indication that it's time to start your Rihanna playlist.

[vdeane]

17 SEP 2026

What does this road sign mean?

The road you are driving on is under the authority of Yellow Diamond.

[kphoger]

State law in Texas construction zones

You win this round.  It's a bad answer, but it's also a pedantic inside joke that even most roadgeeks wouldn't get.  Two gold stars for you!

[1995hoo]

September 18, 2026:

What sort of tactic or other method should 1995hoo use to ensure that his wife can go places without making wrong turns? (See discussion on the off-topic board for the latest incident that occurred yesterday.)

[GaryV]

September 18, 2026:

What sort of tactic or other method should 1995hoo use to ensure that his wife can go places without making wrong turns? (See discussion on the off-topic board for the latest incident that occurred yesterday.)

1995hoo should go out the day before and paint a pink line down the roads for her to follow. As long as she's not going to Pasadena.

[Max Rockatansky]

September 18, 2026:

What sort of tactic or other method should 1995hoo use to ensure that his wife can go places without making wrong turns? (See discussion on the off-topic board for the latest incident that occurred yesterday.)

The MK Ultra program had some ideas about mind control.  The effectiveness of their tests seems to be mixed.

[kphoger]

September 18, 2026:

What sort of tactic or other method should 1995hoo use to ensure that his wife can go places without making wrong turns? (See discussion on the off-topic board for the latest incident that occurred yesterday.)

Have an intervention to take away her driver's license.

[formulanone]

September 18, 2026:

What sort of tactic or other method should 1995hoo use to ensure that his wife can go places without making wrong turns? (See discussion on the off-topic board for the latest incident that occurred yesterday.)

The MK Ultra program had some ideas about mind control.  The effectiveness of their tests seems to be mixed.

But they make wonderful graphics cards.

[kurumi]

September 18, 2026:

What sort of tactic or other method should 1995hoo use to ensure that his wife can go places without making wrong turns? (See discussion on the off-topic board for the latest incident that occurred yesterday.)

idk, it might be an unsolvable problem. Just use empathy and compassion.

Here's a Psychostick song