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Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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Big John

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?
Underroos


kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

1995hoo

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

Having only one would seem to require a unicycle-specific roadmeet. Has such a thing ever happened?

(Yes, I'm making a really bad pun. I'll show myself out.)
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

The_Ginger

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?
Clothing is for wimps. Who needs attire?
"A beltway? What in the world is that?"

He/him pronouns, please.
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kphoger

Quote from: The_Ginger on October 09, 2026, 11:06:14 AMClothing is for wimps. Who needs attire?

Well, most of us wouldn't be OK with that, but |vtk| and I would be.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

French maid outfits.

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 11:13:19 AM
Quote from: JayhawkCO on October 09, 2026, 11:11:43 AMFrench maid outfits.

Would the meet host wear a different costume?

:hmmm:

Perhaps any women hosts could instead be the butler.

PColumbus73

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

Matching Pikachu inflatable costume

GaryV

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

The Cloak of Invisibility. Because, you know, you don't want people wondering what your doing out there.

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

I reject the premise of this question. Why is attire needed?

NE2

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?
Road meat, Lady Gaga style.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: GaryV on October 09, 2026, 11:32:48 AM
Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

The Cloak of Invisibility. Because, you know, you don't want people wondering what your doing out there.


I thought this was supposed to be the "worst answers" thread.  :sombrero:

jeffandnicole

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

Hard hats and reflective vests. Nothing else.

TheCatalyst31

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?
Half of a two-person horse costume. You'll be matched up with your other half at the meet, and you can gallop down the road together.

wanderer2575

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?

Double layer of Depends, because you can't waste precious daylight touring hours on potty breaks.

I-57/Route 66 Fan

Quote from: kphoger on October 09, 2026, 09:34:40 AM09 OCT 2026

What attire is most acceptable when attending a roadmeet?
For guys: bikinis and clown shoes
For girls: boxer shorts
For a gender neutral roadmeet: tuxedos
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I Hope To Re-Activate Old Threads


Cancel I-11, I-14, I-2, I-73, I-74 in North Carolina, I-57 in Arkansas, I-42, and I-41, like now


As a human I approve of this post


Warning: My opinions might not be true

hotdogPi

October 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.

Example:

MA 25 got its number because it becomes MA 28 after entering Cape Cod, and they wanted to keep the "add 3" that MA 3 → US 6 does for the other Cape Cod bridge.
Clinched

Traveled, plus US 13, 50, and several state routes

New clinched: I-391
New traveled: MA 32, 67, 116, 148

Lowest untraveled: 36

Mav94

Quote from: hotdogPi on October 10, 2026, 09:37:09 AMOctober 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.

Example:

MA 25 got its number because it becomes MA 28 after entering Cape Cod, and they wanted to keep the "add 3" that MA 3 → US 6 does for the other Cape Cod bridge.

US 218 will, in fact, take you to US 18.

Big John

Quote from: hotdogPi on October 10, 2026, 09:37:09 AMOctober 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.
WI 67 because they knew sometime in the future kids would have fun with it.

I-57/Route 66 Fan

#6295
Quote from: hotdogPi on October 10, 2026, 09:37:09 AMOctober 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.

Example:

MA 25 got its number because it becomes MA 28 after entering Cape Cod, and they wanted to keep the "add 3" that MA 3 → US 6 does for the other Cape Cod bridge.
I-343 because some drunk Miller Lite executive went to Oklahoma, for a Board of Directors meeting and thought he was still in Wisconsin.
Everything Is Better On The Radio


I Hope To Re-Activate Old Threads


Cancel I-11, I-14, I-2, I-73, I-74 in North Carolina, I-57 in Arkansas, I-42, and I-41, like now


As a human I approve of this post


Warning: My opinions might not be true

MikeTheActuary

Quote from: hotdogPi on October 10, 2026, 09:37:09 AMOctober 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.

I-42 received its number because that was the ultimate answer to the questions of life, the universe, everything, and "what number should this road be?"

1995hoo

Quote from: hotdogPi on October 10, 2026, 09:37:09 AMOctober 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.

VA-286 got that number because they anticipated the "8647" thing, but they also anticipated that 47 would also be 45, so they needed two 86s. Hence, 286.
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

vdeane

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NE2

Quote from: hotdogPi on October 10, 2026, 09:37:09 AMOctober 10, 2026

Pick a route and explain why it got that number.

I-69 was originally going to be I-67, but Michigan was concerned people would steal the six seven signs.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".