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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #50 on: October 22, 2013, 03:53:18 PM »

Breaking news: Bielefeld (or other obscure place) found not to exist
[And conversely] Breaking news: Existence of Ausfahrt is confirmed

USA to adopt Vienna signage

I-50 and I-60 approved
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #51 on: October 22, 2013, 04:21:18 PM »

TROLLROADSNEWS: Bridge Tolls become Bridge Trolls

Sounds like the MDOT publication for the Lower Peninsula.

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World Series won 5 games to 4

No, but it has been won 5 games to 3 and 5 games to 2 before 1922.
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #52 on: October 22, 2013, 05:30:15 PM »

Ramps you have been on but not clinched

I'm pretty sure I've been on an abandoned ramp or two that I've driven/walked only some of.
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« Reply #53 on: October 22, 2013, 06:11:15 PM »

I-170 through baltimore revived

I-70 to connect to I-95

Fort McHenry Bridge approved

Cape May-Lewes US9 bridge to open

Beesleys Point Bridge Saved

PA Turnpike fully upgraded to interstate standards

Atlantic City Expressway to become a 3DI interstate: I-795
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« Reply #54 on: October 22, 2013, 07:12:02 PM »

speed limits abolished.  reckless driving enforcement to include left-lane hogging.
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« Reply #55 on: October 22, 2013, 09:50:06 PM »

New Jersey reveals I-95's "missing link" has always existed as underground tunnel.  Widened NJ Turnpike really a $2,500,000,000 bicycle path.
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« Reply #56 on: October 22, 2013, 09:57:10 PM »

HOV Lanes installed on Chicago expressways

May be more likely than you expect, see http://www.i55managedlaneproject.org/about_study/ and and
http://www.eisenhowerexpressway.com/pdfs/i290_connections_issue3_091013.pdf

Many Rejoice As Houston, TX Completes Last Freeway to Boulevard Conversion

New MUTCD Edition Requires Conversion From Colored Traffic Signal Indications to Letter Indications

US Invades Ontario For I-94 Extension to Buffalo
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« Reply #57 on: October 22, 2013, 10:26:29 PM »

US Federal Route {insert number here}
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« Reply #58 on: October 22, 2013, 10:35:07 PM »

Why traffic jams are both good for the economy and therapeutic

Wisconsin law enforcement to ignore Illinois drivers

All highways to be renumbered: Prime numbers only

Reflective sheeting abandoned - all new signs to be embossed and hand painted

All states unanimously agree to convert to metric

UK right all along - driving on the left side is best

Traffic signals abolished; intersections to be come free-for-all
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« Reply #59 on: October 22, 2013, 10:39:42 PM »

• Manitoba follows Quebec:  All signs now in French.

• Congress approves $1 Trillion bridge to Juneau.

• Ticket revenues for citing slow drivers in left lanes of interstates exceed tickets for Red Light and Speed Cameras in YOUR CITY/STATE HERE

• Michigan approves new law:  $500 fine and 3 Nights in Jail for any driver sporting any Ohio State logo on their vehicle while in Wolverine State.
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« Reply #60 on: October 22, 2013, 11:47:07 PM »

The official "(insert two posters here who have totally opposite political views) are now getting along" thread
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« Reply #61 on: October 23, 2013, 12:43:32 AM »

  • Vidéo de l'autoroute 720 du Québec
  • Seized Guns Offer Look At Eric Holder's Pipeline From South
  • Bus full of Obama voters goes off southwest Ohio highway, hits tree and fence and then flips; 35 injured

Those are real thread titles -- from somewhere else. That's why many of us moved here :-/
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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #62 on: October 23, 2013, 12:57:57 AM »

Interstate 405 in Los Angeles shut down due to low usage.

I can't drive 55 no more:Why driverless cars are now mandatory.

Last Tesla S now in museum: A key automobile milestone, but far outdated today.

Help finally sent to sign-holders.
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« Reply #63 on: October 23, 2013, 10:14:30 AM »

US, Canada, Russia, EU, Japan plan inter-continental freeway/turnpike network with bridge over Bering Strait

Delaware puts traffic congestion issues before development, jobs

Mexico to build turnpike grid (I actually sketched one out in college)

Central American countries to build turnpike to connect Mexico to Colombia via Darien Gap

Exit numbers for surface streets - good or bad?

Border fences between states (and provinces) - good or bad?

Half-hour time zones - implications?






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Re: Threads you'll never see on aaroads.com
« Reply #64 on: October 23, 2013, 12:00:38 PM »

-The Invisibility Thread

That thread already exists. You just can't see it. Nobody can. :)

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« Reply #65 on: October 23, 2013, 02:46:40 PM »

TSA to implement screenings for all vehicles entering interstate highways
Please don't give anyone any ideas.

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DC: A national model of good road design

The circular highway shield appreciation thread

PANYNJ pays off bonds, removes bridge and tunnel tolls

How often do you use Maryland's Beltway HOT lanes?

[city name] mayor admits that traffic cameras are all about revenue

Virginia secondaries that you have clinched
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« Reply #66 on: October 23, 2013, 03:29:13 PM »

Ramp meters for getting off freeways

Dealing with breakdowns in cattle chutes (oops, that one happened here yesterday)

3dis to be replaced with [parent #]+letter

Driving through open water

Welcome, Tom from Ohio

Interstates go to exit numbers by km - and don't reset at state lines

New route for US 89 directly over Grand Canyon

California takes lead to have truncated US highways restored



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« Reply #67 on: October 23, 2013, 03:35:48 PM »

Goats are banned in Alanland.
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« Reply #68 on: October 23, 2013, 03:37:53 PM »

Goats are banned in Alanland.

well, yes, that's because nearly all Alanland discussion is confined to that one thread.

also, goats are banned in Alanland.  this is common knowledge.  like the bans on eggs, carbonation, common knowledge, and bans, nobody bothers talking about it.
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« Reply #69 on: October 23, 2013, 03:55:19 PM »

MTR should die a painful death

Isn't it already, along with the rest of Usenet?



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« Reply #70 on: October 23, 2013, 06:18:55 PM »

Virginia secondaries that you have clinched
Well you're no fun.

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« Reply #71 on: October 23, 2013, 06:55:43 PM »

Steve A and Steve G revealed to be the same person
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« Reply #72 on: October 23, 2013, 07:00:13 PM »

Scott O and Scott N revealed to be different people.
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« Reply #73 on: October 23, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »

AA roads to be offically sponsoredby AAA

AA roads to be sponsored by energizer, official name will be the Energizer AA Battery Road forum

AA Roads: The DVD board game coming soon (There is one for Golf, and one for bird watching...seriously)

Additonally:

TollRoadsNews revealed to be astroturf organization for the toll collector's union
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« Reply #74 on: October 23, 2013, 08:53:45 PM »


New route for US 89 directly over Grand Canyon



...On a transparent bridge built by the local Indian tribe.
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