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Started by algorerhythms, September 13, 2009, 10:10:28 AM

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Alps

#75
October 05, 2009, 11:33:51 PM  
Dam straight.  I'm dammed proud that this thread has recovered.

DanTheMan414

#76
October 05, 2009, 11:58:20 PM  
Quote from: AlpsROADS on October 05, 2009, 11:33:51 PM
Dam straight.  I'm dammed proud that this thread has recovered.

Yeah, David (US71), I'm not sure what we're going to do with these members and moderators who keep spouting these profanities. :p

SSOWorld

#77
October 06, 2009, 12:23:11 AM  
I don't see any dam profanities - what are you talking about?
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

US71

#78
October 06, 2009, 09:38:33 AM  
Quote from: Master son on October 06, 2009, 12:23:11 AM
I don't see any dam profanities - what are you talking about?

:banghead:
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

algorerhythms

#79
October 06, 2009, 11:19:43 AM  
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: Master son on October 06, 2009, 12:23:11 AM
I don't see any dam profanities - what are you talking about?

:banghead:
Quit hitting your head on the dam wall.  :)

US71

#80
October 06, 2009, 11:22:27 AM  
Quote from: algorerhythms on October 06, 2009, 11:19:43 AM
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: Master son on October 06, 2009, 12:23:11 AM
I don't see any dam profanities - what are you talking about?

:banghead:
Quit hitting your head on the dam wall.  :)

Behave or else :whip:
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

DanTheMan414

#81
October 06, 2009, 11:37:26 AM  

myosh_tino

#82
October 06, 2009, 05:28:05 PM  
Quote from: algorerhythms on October 06, 2009, 11:19:43 AM
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 09:38:33 AM
Quote from: Master son on October 06, 2009, 12:23:11 AM
I don't see any dam profanities - what are you talking about?

:banghead:
Quit hitting your head on the dam wall.  :)
Do that hard enough and you'll break the dam dam and all the dam water will flood the dam town.  :)
Quote from: golden eagle
If I owned a dam and decided to donate it to charity, would I be giving a dam? I'm sure that might be a first because no one really gives a dam.

US71

#83
October 06, 2009, 06:13:07 PM  
Quote from: myosh_tino on October 06, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Do that hard enough and you'll break the dam dam and all the dam water will flood the dam town.  :)

Once there was a silly ol' ram
Tried to punch a hole in a dam
Nothing could make that ram, scram
He kept butting that dam

:-D
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

njroadhorse

#84
October 06, 2009, 06:21:56 PM  
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: myosh_tino on October 06, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Do that hard enough and you'll break the dam dam and all the dam water will flood the dam town.  :)

Once there was a silly ol' ram
Tried to punch a hole in a dam
Nothing could make that ram, scram
He kept butting that dam

:-D
Dam ramns  :cool:
NJ Roads FTW!
Quote from: agentsteel53 on September 30, 2009, 04:04:11 PM
I-99... the Glen Quagmire of interstate routes??

US71

#85
October 06, 2009, 06:36:32 PM  
Quote from: njroadhorse on October 06, 2009, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: myosh_tino on October 06, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Do that hard enough and you'll break the dam dam and all the dam water will flood the dam town.  :)

Once there was a silly ol' ram
Tried to punch a hole in a dam
Nothing could make that ram, scram
He kept butting that dam

:-D
Dam ramns  :cool:

Well, he had high hopes   :)
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

BigMattFromTexas

#86
October 06, 2009, 07:41:22 PM  
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: njroadhorse on October 06, 2009, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: myosh_tino on October 06, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Do that hard enough and you'll break the dam dam and all the dam water will flood the dam town.  :)

Once there was a silly ol' ram
Tried to punch a hole in a dam
Nothing could make that ram, scram
He kept butting that dam

:-D
Dam ramns  :cool:

Well, he had high hopes   :)
Higher than the dam i just built?
BigMatt

mightyace

#87
October 06, 2009, 09:44:09 PM  
Quote from: BigMatt on October 06, 2009, 07:41:22 PM
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: njroadhorse on October 06, 2009, 06:21:56 PM
Quote from: US71 on October 06, 2009, 06:13:07 PM
Quote from: myosh_tino on October 06, 2009, 05:28:05 PM
Do that hard enough and you'll break the dam dam and all the dam water will flood the dam town.  :)

Once there was a silly ol' ram
Tried to punch a hole in a dam
Nothing could make that ram, scram
He kept butting that dam

:-D
Dam ramns  :cool:

Well, he had high hopes   :)
Higher than the dam i just built?
BigMatt

If it is, I'll just call in John Claude VanDam!
My Flickr Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mightyace

I'm out of this F***KING PLACE!

yanksfan6129

#88
October 06, 2009, 09:44:39 PM  
Dam

DanTheMan414

#89
October 06, 2009, 10:09:48 PM  
This is why roadgeeks will never make it in the comedy circuit.

Scott N.: Lokken Roll! :sombrero:

yanksfan6129

#90
October 06, 2009, 10:11:00 PM  
Dam Dan.

SSOWorld

#91
October 06, 2009, 10:48:24 PM  
Quote from: DanTheMan414 on October 06, 2009, 10:09:48 PM
This is why roadgeeks will never make it in the comedy circuit.

Scott N.: Lokken Roll! :sombrero:
You are the best dam example. :-D
Scott O.

Not all who wander are lost...
Ah, the open skies, wind at my back, warm sun on my... wait, where the hell am I?!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
Raise your what?

Wisconsin - out-multiplexing your state since 1918.

Alps

#92
October 07, 2009, 05:36:52 PM  
Only Dan can manage to go off topic on an OT discussion.  Don't it make you wanna think, "Dam."  (get the reference?)

US71

#93
October 07, 2009, 05:41:22 PM   Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 05:57:11 PM by US71
Quote from: AlpsROADS on October 07, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
Only Dan can manage to go off topic on an OT discussion.  Don't it make you wanna think, "Dam."  (get the reference?)

Careful you don't make any dyslexics mad  :verymad:  ;)
Like Alice I Try To Believe Three Impossible Things Before Breakfast

City

#94
October 09, 2009, 07:52:42 PM  
Quote from: DanTheMan414 on October 06, 2009, 10:09:48 PM
Scott N.: Lokken Roll! :sombrero:

:poke: You mean Lokken Dam, right?

yanksfan6129

#95
October 09, 2009, 07:58:43 PM  
Quote from: AlpsROADS on October 07, 2009, 05:36:52 PM
Only Dan can manage to go off topic on an OT discussion.  Don't it make you wanna think, "Dam."  (get the reference?)

That's just because Dan is pissed about this thread for some reason. He should just build a dam and a get over it.

WISFreeways

#96
October 09, 2009, 09:00:45 PM  
Well then dam Dan can't get over it because there's a dam dam blocking it  :D
2009-era me chose this generic username...

yanksfan6129

#97
October 09, 2009, 10:41:17 PM  
No, it would be dam like the Hoover dam with a road over it. So there. (of course, they're building a dam bypass but currently, you drive over the dam as though it is a bridge).

DanTheMan414

#98
October 09, 2009, 10:48:53 PM   Last Edit: October 19, 2009, 03:00:39 PM by DanTheMan414
Quote from: Chris petite on October 09, 2009, 09:00:45 PM
Well then dam Dan can't get over it because there's a dam dam blocking it  :D

Don't make US71 get the soap out. :p

City

#99
October 09, 2009, 10:49:42 PM  
Quote from: yanksfan6129 on October 09, 2009, 10:41:17 PM
No, it would be dam like the Hoover dam with a road over it. So there. (of course, they're building a dam bypass but currently, you drive over the dam as though it is a bridge).

When will they get that dam bypass done? It's taking forever! Dam bypasses don't take this long to build!  :banghead: Dam-bound traffic should find a way around the dam!
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