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Street/Highway names that will never exist
« on: June 05, 2016, 08:26:11 AM »

Speed Limit 20 Rd.
Trump Highway
Thi Rd. (Fir St. already exists, and Seco Nd. doesn't work due to "Nd." not existing)
Flappy Bi Rd.
FHWA Parkway (Clearview already exists)
Citation Needed Boulevard (named after Citation Boulevard)
New Haven Ct.
Carl Rogers Memorial Parkway
FritzOwl Memorial Highway
Street St.
Greenland Route 1
Interstate 9 3/4
Old Old Old Rd.
Closed St. (as an actual street name)
Speed Trap Rd.
Milwaukee-Grand Rapids Connector
Long Island Sound Bridge
Vermont Turnpike
O Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet W Ave.
Kim Kardashian Rd.
You Took The Wrong Rd.
Key West-Havana Connector
Interstate 189 Frontage Rd.
Moon Route 1
Mars Route 1
U.S. Route 404 (despite temporary signs in New York and Delaware)
The Hypotenuse
Tooth Ferry
Unit Circle ("Circle" is a valid street suffix)
Avenida 30 de Febrero
End Of Li St.
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2016, 09:01:43 AM »

Carl Rogers Memorial Parkway
FritzOwl Memorial Highway
Moon Route 1
Mars Route 1
The Hypotenuse

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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2016, 09:49:26 AM »

Granted this isn't "Closed Street" but Sapulpa Oklahoma might have a retort for you:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Closed+Rd,+Sapulpa,+OK+74066/@35.9470423,-96.1169091,584m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x87b6bcd978ec02b3:0x83540435bacc0efd!8m2!3d35.9484051!4d-96.1151493?hl=en

Personally I'd pick a stretch of US Highway for the FritzOwl Memorial designation.  :-D
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2016, 11:41:51 AM »

A pun street name that actually exists: Heming Way
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2016, 11:46:02 AM »

Viatology Road
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2016, 12:21:04 PM »

A pun street name that actually exists: Heming Way

And Lois Ln in Southfield, Michigan.
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2016, 02:27:54 PM »

Denkinger or Kroenke Way in St. Louis
Chemin de Zdeno Chara in Montreal
Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan
Modell Place in Cleveland
Dannel Malloy Blvd.
Route 11 in Montville and Waterford, CT
Benedict Arnold Plaza
Turn Pike
Champion St. in Cleveland
Johnel Way
The Quadruple Bypass
Wareagle Rd in Tuscaloosa
Ocean View Blvd. anywhere in Kansas or Mountain Rd. anywhere in Florida
Positivelyfourth St.
Hartford-Providence Expressway



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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2016, 02:47:08 PM »


Carl Rogers Memorial Parkway

I present, from Moss, Tenn., along TN 52 west of Celina.



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Street St.

There is, however, at least one Street Road that I know of (in the Philadelphia area). I think there may be another one somewhere along I-68 in western Maryland, as well.
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2016, 02:56:36 PM »

Kim Davis Causeway
Adolph Hitler Memorial Autobahn
Wrong Way
Danbury, CT to Burlington, VT Interstate
Lower Manhattan Expressway
Cape Cod Tunnel
Joe The Plumber Road
Lewinsky Blvd.
Janet Reno Scenic Bypass
Murderer's Row
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2016, 02:57:30 PM »

Ethanman62187 Memorial Freeway, numbered I-366 and with a posted speed limit of 85.
Any street named after a disease (I actually have the Pearson S. Trail somewhere, with the 'S.' standing for syndrome)
Transatlantic Bridge
Express way, Free way, High way, etc.
Achimun Pinnara St. (Intersecting O Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet W Ave. mentioned above)
Toll Rd.

On a related note, due to the way Spanish given names are set (With two family names) and our streets are named (With the street type as prefix), it is possible for a street to appear to be named after someone by adding the location name, where the street name is the first family name and the location name is the second family name. I managed to find this once (And surprisingly at the location itself, not through Google Maps).
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2016, 03:00:24 PM »

Wolverine St. in any Ohio municipality, or Buckeye Rd. anywhere in Michigan
Wolverine St in Canton OH: https://www.google.com/maps/@40.8500997,-81.3270405,17z
Buckeye Rd just north of the NW corner of Ohio: https://www.google.com/maps/@41.7100847,-84.5492971,14.17z
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2016, 03:09:48 PM »

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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2016, 06:02:58 PM »

Champion St. in Cleveland

However, there is a Champion Avenue: https://goo.gl/maps/UGZEAG4gegM2
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2016, 01:13:12 AM »

Spur Way.
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2016, 02:10:26 PM »


Street St.

There is, however, at least one Street Road that I know of (in the Philadelphia area). I think there may be another one somewhere along I-68 in western Maryland, as well.

There is a Street St. in Anoka, MN: https://goo.gl/maps/bHyjFzbQte32
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2016, 03:10:22 PM »

There is, however, at least one Street Road that I know of (in the Philadelphia area).
There's actually two Street Roads in the Greater Philadelphia area that I'm aware of.  One is in Bucks County (PA 132) and the other is mostly in Chester County (PA 926).
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2016, 03:13:31 PM »

Street (Just 'Street').
Kim Jong-Un Expressway
Trans Yellowstone Interstate
Mo St., Wor St., Be St., etc,
F*cking Ave. (or any street named after profanity)
Soviet Union Blvd.
Huesca Way... wait, that exists in Hot Springs Village AR :wow:
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2016, 04:55:42 PM »

Spur Way.

Maybe in San Antonio

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Giveita Way
Curdsn Way
Downonthe Boulevard
Rough Rd.
Bea St (there is a Bee St. in Meriden, CT)
Any street named after someone convicted of a crime against humanity.
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2016, 11:02:17 AM »

Near a large tar pit: Big Brea Street. (DPW, reviewing a street sign: "Let's use Avenue instead")
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2016, 11:44:04 AM »

Trump Highway

Are we sure this doesn't already exist?  The guy loves putting his name on things, and his main business is real estate, so he has probably had a few opportunities to name roads…

New Haven Ct.

Why not?
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Re: Street/Highway names that will never exist
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2016, 12:55:21 PM »

Traffic Court

No. You Are Here Crossing

One Way

No Way


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