Famous TV character quotes

[qguy]

Who can forget when Jerry's (well one of his many dates) girlfriend saw George Castanza nude.
       Girl: (Laughing at his tiny weiner)
       George: I just got out of the pool!

"There's shrinkage!"

[Stephane Dumas]

1966 Batman got its shares of quotes.

"To the Bat-cave!"

And the narrator at the end of a cliffhanger "Tune in Tomorrow! Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!"

[US71]

1966 Batman got its shares of quotes.

"To the Bat-cave!"

And the narrator at the end of a cliffhanger "Tune in Tomorrow! Same Bat-time! Same Bat-channel!"

William Dozier, who was also the executive producer.

[CtrlAltDel]

Frasier: "At Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. ... If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem."

[US71]

"Would you like a jelly baby?"

[abefroman329]

Frasier: "At Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. ... If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem."

The Cranes of Maine have got your Living Brain!

[Henry]

Hello, Jerry!

Hello, Newman.

[US71]

"There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"

[PHLBOS]

Frasier

"I'm listening..."

Hello, Jerry!

Hello, Newman.

More like Hello Newman.

"There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"

"... makes me very angry... very angry indeed."

[abefroman329]

Hello, Jerry!

Hello, Newman.

My favorite one of those is the one Jerry's mom directs at Newman.

[US71]

"There's an old Polish proverb that says...." -- Banacek

"(Just) One More Thing." -- Columbo

[Mr_Northside]

"And now we are so happy, WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY!!!"

[GaryV]

It's a bird.  It's a plane.  It's a frog.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!

[PHLBOS]

It's a bird.  It's a plane.  It's a frog.

-A frog?
-Not plane nor bird nor even frog.  It's just little ol' me (crashes into something) heh-heh-heh, Underdog.

There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!

-When (either Polly's or the World's) in trouble; I am not slow.  It's hip-hip-hip and away I go! (takes off)

[sparker]

"I am too....stupid....to....live!"

Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley) upon discovering that her zillionaire boyfriend had been using her work computer to spy on the company she worked for, on the 7th season of Cheers.

[roadman65]

Dallas S2 Bobby Ewing exposes JR mortgaging the Southfork Ranch.

Jock angrily to JR:  Why the hell didn't you discuss this with me first?  How the hell did you involve Southfork in this?

That scene is classic as Jock was really pissed at what JR had done.  You did not see Jock pissed at JR much until he secretly mortgaged the family ranch.

Before that was also good when Bobby almost beat the shit out of JR when he refused to talk to him.  Then he grabbed him to shove his face in the record showing he put a lien on Southfork was also great.  I have to say the best seasons were when Jim Davis was alive.  The show went downhill after Davis died, but you cannot have it all.

[OracleUsr]

DAMMIT, JIM

EEEEEXCELLENT

D'OH

"Bart, you're not in Sunday school any more, stop swearing!"

NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[DaBigE]

Full House
Dave: "Cut. It. Out"
Uncle Jessie: "Have mercy!"

SNL
Matt Foley: "Well whoop de frickin do!"
                 "Well la de frickin da!"
                 "Eating nothing but government cheese..."
                 "Living in a van down by the river!"

Home Improvement
Tim: "MORE power!"
        "Grunt..." [repeated several times]

The Simpsons
Bart: "Eat my shorts"
        "Don't have a cow, man!"
Homer: "Check and mate. Now king me!"

Loony Tunes
Bugs Bunny: "I must have missed that last turn at Albuquerque"

[TheHighwayMan3561]

DAMMIT, JIM

This is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty"  is also one of these) - 1960s TV standards generally avoided any cussing, mild or otherwise. The word "hell"  though did appear in a couple episodes, notably "City on the Edge of Forever" .

The films were much more liberal with cussing, particularly IV where it was a running point of humor.

[abefroman329]

This is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty"  is also one of these)

So is "just the facts, ma'am"

[PHLBOS]

This is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty"  is also one of these)

So is "just the facts, ma'am"

Here's a couple that are actually in the Dragnet series.

"This is the city... Los Angeles, California."
"... my name is Friday"

[abefroman329]

This is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty"  is also one of these)

So is "just the facts, ma'am"

Here's a couple that are actually in the Dragnet series.

"This is the city... Los Angeles, California."
"... my name is Friday"

Yes, along with "I work here.  I carry a badge."

[US71]

This is one of those misquotes ("Beam me up, Scotty"  is also one of these)

So is "just the facts, ma'am"

Here's a couple that are actually in the Dragnet series.

"This is the city... Los Angeles, California."
"... my name is Friday"

Yes, along with "I work here.  I carry a badge."

"The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent." (in the 1967 series, the voice was George Fenneman)

[Rothman]

The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short.

[GaryV]

I yam what I yam.

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.