Your Favorite Forum Quotes

[PColumbus73]

Beltway seems to have a lot of favorite forum quotes. It's surprising they didn't mention them before.
Must be a delayed reaction thing.

He's making a list of all the users who are not nodding their heads in rapt attention and he's going to tell Daddy that we're being mean and he's actually full of smartyness. He has a petition with the silent majority to have us all taken down.

Since you brought up "delayed reactions," here's your earlier commentary for reference.

You're not supposed to say the silent part out loud.

He's making a list
checking it twice,
gonna find out who's impleasably nice
Beltway the lega-cy stew'rd...

[kphoger]

I'll let the software handle caps the way it sees fit

The epitome of laziness.  I need to come up with a nickname for this poster.

[Beltway]

I'm lazy.

If you want me to laugh at your jokes you need to do better.

[Beltway]

It's possible to manually create a quote of a locked thread, but it takes a bit of work. For example, you'll need to find the Unix timestamp (or just binary search until the date and time match).

Yes I thought of that and it would be possible. But this would pin it down --

Rothman
Mid-Atlantic -- Baltimore Outer Harbor Crossing: SDLC
December 05, 2025, 03:21:37 PM

Beltway's spamming the forum.

Actually it doesn't take much work --

Just merge this back with the other thread.

Beltway's spamming the forum.

[Rothman]

Mr. Unlimited Breadsticks

Have to say, I thought this was quite well-played and one of the kinds of humor I appreciate on here.

[hotdogPi]

Actually it doesn't take much work --

Just merge this back with the other thread.

Beltway's spamming the forum.

Good to know you were spamming the forum back in 2024.

[Max Rockatansky]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

[vdeane]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

As does more of this thread.  I'm starting to think that Beltway likes this back and forth, despite his assertions to the contrary.

[Beltway]

Actually it doesn't take much work --

Just merge this back with the other thread.
Beltway's spamming the forum.

Good to know you were spamming the forum back in 2024.

Correcting the timestamp -- that post was from December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM

[Beltway]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

[Max Rockatansky]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

So you do enjoy conflict, noted.

[Scott5114]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

How about malarkey? Do you have any strong feelings on malarkey? How about balderdash?

[kphoger]

Actually it doesn't take much work --

Just merge this back with the other thread.

Beltway's spamming the forum.

Good to know you were spamming the forum back in 2024.

Correcting the timestamp -- that post was from December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM

Apparently, it takes more work than you're willing to put in.

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

It's quite impleasant, isn't it?

[Plutonic Panda]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

How about malarkey? Do you have any strong feelings on malarkey? How about balderdash?

And don't you even get me started on when someone's chi goes cattywampus

[CoreySamson]

Alright everyone, let's play a game. It's called Starve the Troll.

[Max Rockatansky]

Alright everyone, let's play a game. It's called Starve the Troll.

Why?  Speaking for myself I haven't stopped being entertained yet.

[Beltway]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

So you do enjoy conflict, noted.

I do not -- I react to it when it comes.

Like on the Key Bridge Rebuild Facebook page, I post a long detailed discourse and this poster keeps up with --

here's the arm chair engineer who thinks he knows it all 🤣
...
want a cookie? Your comments are based on opinions and that's it
...
still based on opinions. That's all you're full of

Finally I wind up with --
Sorry if I'm slaying a few sacred cows. They usually make the most noise while on the way down.

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

How about malarkey? Do you have any strong feelings on malarkey? How about balderdash?

Those are valid words -- in the same vein.

[Molandfreak]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

So you do enjoy conflict, noted.

I do not -- I react to it when it comes.

Like on the Key Bridge Rebuild Facebook page, I post a long detailed discourse and this poster keeps up with --

here's the arm chair engineer who thinks he knows it all 🤣
...
want a cookie? Your comments are based on opinions and that's it
...
still based on opinions. That's all you're full of

Finally I wind up with --

Sorry if I'm slaying a few sacred cows. They usually make the most noise while on the way down.

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

How about malarkey? Do you have any strong feelings on malarkey? How about balderdash?

Those are valid words -- in the same vein.

At this point, are you just smashing the keyboard and posting the result?

[LilianaUwU]

At this point, are you just smashing the keyboard and posting the result?

I've seen my fair share of keysmashes in trans spaces on the internet, and this is definitely not a keysmash.

[Max Rockatansky]

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

So you do enjoy conflict, noted.

I do not -- I react to it when it comes.

Like on the Key Bridge Rebuild Facebook page, I post a long detailed discourse and this poster keeps up with --

here's the arm chair engineer who thinks he knows it all 🤣
...
want a cookie? Your comments are based on opinions and that's it
...
still based on opinions. That's all you're full of

Finally I wind up with --

Sorry if I'm slaying a few sacred cows. They usually make the most noise while on the way down.

I'm lazy.

I feel as though this quote explains much of what has happened in recent months.

My attention immediately perks up and goes into action when I see baloney or tommyrot or a dog's breakfast.

How about malarkey? Do you have any strong feelings on malarkey? How about balderdash?

Those are valid words -- in the same vein.

At this point, are you just smashing the keyboard and posting the result?

It is amusingly easy just to mute people on Facebook without them knowing it happened.

[vdeane]

Let's not dick around and get this thread locked like the other two! Facts, not speculation.

Facts are that dolphin dick is round.

[kkt]

Alright everyone, let's play a game. It's called Starve the Troll.

Why?  Speaking for myself I haven't stopped being entertained yet.

I have.  But don't stop on my account.

[vdeane]

I swear, the original context isn't political at all!

Enough of your Make America Grate Again campaign!

[thspfc]

Mr. Unlimited Breadsticks...this is a part of the planning map that can be edited by anyone. Last I saw, it was marked as connecting Alanland and the Perkins Union.

At this point, are you just smashing the keyboard and posting the result?

[Rothman]

Mr. Unlimited Breadsticks...this is a part of the planning map that can be edited by anyone. Last I saw, it was marked as connecting Alanland and the Perkins Union.

At this point, are you just smashing the keyboard and posting the result?

Weird mashup (Moland wasn't responding to NE2), but two good quotes, the first good enough to have now been quoted twice in this thread.