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[PColumbus73]

"Pair bonding" sounds like conducting relationships via Bluetooth.

"Pair bonding" sounds like something from the Omegaverse

[kphoger]

"Pair bonding" sounds like conducting relationships via Bluetooth.

"Pair bonding" sounds like something from the Omegaverse

"Pair bonding" sounds like RJ45 pinout when running Cat 5.

[The_Ginger]

ham

[kphoger]

we highway administrations

Scotty K. is now a highway administration.

[Scott5114]

pretend to be with the "...Electrical Spark Prevention National Committee, you know...ESPN, see...and we have a lot of [three and four-letter acronyms] in between [jargon] and [jargon, in Spanglish], woo that's kind of tricky and even dispruptive [flash a baseball card like it's a badge] and we need to verify the envelope of airspace at the top floor for safety's sake, I have the permit here [clipboard with something hastily printed out from an Excel spreadsheet, probably missing/chopped-off columns] and it will only take a few minutes." (do not show the camera in the bag) "These tools are harmless and only capture reflected light and some stray photons, it's all good. You know, the famous viewologist Ralph Sanchez said that it's import for Miami to have safety on all counts [wave hand expansfully] of the best impressions so this'll be short and I'll be right back down to make sure everything is great...one hundred percent chief/key, deer."

[vdeane]

......

Oysters. Raw, they're like eating boogers in semen....

I do not want to know how you know what that experience is like.

[Hot Rod Hootenanny]

we highway administrations

Scotty K. is now a highway administration.

Next, he'll say he is a band.

[Max Rockatansky]

we highway administrations

Scotty K. is now a highway administration.

Next, he'll say he is a band.

A bowl of Scotty K. is part of this complete breakfast. 

[Takumi]

we highway administrations

Scotty K. is now a highway administration.

Next, he'll say he is a band.

A bowl of Scotty K. is part of this complete breakfast. 

To paraphrase a couple lines of dialogue from MASH:

"First I'm a highway administration, then a band, now I'm breakfast cereal? What's next?"

"Well, you're crude and unrefined. How about petroleum?"

[Scott5114]

I must say, I'm very impressed by your ability to type [.b.] [./.b.] in your posts.  I was almost swayed to your side of the argument by that.

[hotdogPi]

Yeah but I still like the idea of gators eating douchebags.

I'm not sure if this is true or not but I seem to recall a story about some guys that were like fucking with some gator doing some fucked up shit to it or something, and followed him and like grabbed one of them.

This quote is even better if you take it literally.

[Plutonic Panda]

Yeah but I still like the idea of gators eating douchebags.

I'm not sure if this is true or not but I seem to recall a story about some guys that were like fucking with some gator doing some fucked up shit to it or something, and followed him and like grabbed one of them.

This quote is even better if you take it literally.

I don't get it. I read a story about some guys that were fucking with this alligator. They laughed and walked away. But the alligator didn't think it was so funny and it followed him and one of them sat down on a log and it snatched them and I don't know whether or not the guy survived. I tried searching it on Google and multiple AI apps and I can't find it, but I swear I read an article about that.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Guys, whatever you do in this post -  please don't mention Amtrak.

Got some bad news, in Fictional threads, it's seriously hard not to mention Amtrak.

Quote of the day for me 

[kphoger]

I'm not sure if this is true or not but I seem to recall a story about some guys that were like fucking with some gator doing some fucked up shit to it or something, and followed him and like grabbed one of them.

This quote is even better if you take it literally.

I don't get it. I read a story about some guys that were fucking with this alligator. They laughed and walked away. But the alligator didn't think it was so funny and it followed him and one of them sat down on a log and it snatched them and I don't know whether or not the guy survived. I tried searching it on Google and multiple AI apps and I can't find it, but I swear I read an article about that.

He said to take it literally.

Some guys were...
  1.  messing with an alligator,
  2.  followed him,
  3.  grabbed one of them.

Nothing in the story—when read literally—says anything about what this particular male alligator did upon being messed with and followed by these guys.

Also, there is no mention of the manner in which the other guys grabbed one of them.  Did they grab his arm to try and pull him out of harm's way?  Was it sexual harassment?  The audience is left wondering.

[1995hoo]

If you take it literally, "fucking with some gator" prompts very disturbing mental images of zoophilia.

[kphoger]

If you take it literally, "fucking with some gator" prompts very disturbing mental images of zoophilia.

The word 'with' is kind of important, though.  Fucking someone is quite different from fucking with someone.

[Scott5114]

If you take it literally, "fucking with some gator" prompts very disturbing mental images of zoophilia.

The word 'with' is kind of important, though.  Fucking someone is quite different from fucking with someone.

"With" can mean "alongside". Perhaps the guys found one or more humans that caught their interest, the gator found a gator who caught his interest, and by the time the evening was done they all got to add a row to their spreadsheets.

[Molandfreak]

If you take it literally, "fucking with some gator" prompts very disturbing mental images of zoophilia.

The word 'with' is kind of important, though.  Fucking someone is quite different from fucking with someone.

"With" can mean "alongside". Perhaps the guys found one or more humans that caught their interest, the gator found a gator who caught his interest, and by the time the evening was done they all got to add a row to their spreadsheets.

Now you're just fucking with us.

[kphoger]

Scott's spirit animal is the Florida gator.

[Max Rockatansky]

I Never Been To Buc-ees But I Have Been To Wally's In Pontiac, Illinois The Midwestern Equivalent

Is that the name of a song?  Is that why it's capitalized like that?  Kind of like Never Been to Spain by Three Dog Night?

♫ Well I never been to Spain
♫ But I kinda like the music
♫ Say the ladies are insane there
♫ And they sure know how to use it
♫ They don't abuse it, never gonna lose it, I can't refuse it

♫ Well I never been to Buc-ee's
♫ But I have been to Wally's in Pontiac, Illinois, the midwestern equivalent
♫ On they tell me that the ladies there
♫ All wear redneck rodent underwear
♫ Can you feel it, must be near it, feels so good, feels so good

[Plutonic Panda]

If you take it literally, "fucking with some gator" prompts very disturbing mental images of zoophilia.

The word 'with' is kind of important, though.  Fucking someone is quite different from fucking with someone.

"With" can mean "alongside". Perhaps the guys found one or more humans that caught their interest, the gator found a gator who caught his interest, and by the time the evening was done they all got to add a row to their spreadsheets.

Now you're just fucking with us.

No, the guy wasn't fucking the gator. I mean I'm pretty sure I would remember that if he was. That would be an accomplishment and on itself if it was able to successfully do that while it was conscious. Conversation took a weird turn, but it's probably not the weirdest thing that's been discussed on here. There's a guy obsessed with talking about dolphins and he keeps making a new thread every time the old one gets locked regarding a bridge. I'd say that's a little weird.

[Max Rockatansky]

If you take it literally, "fucking with some gator" prompts very disturbing mental images of zoophilia.

The word 'with' is kind of important, though.  Fucking someone is quite different from fucking with someone.

"With" can mean "alongside". Perhaps the guys found one or more humans that caught their interest, the gator found a gator who caught his interest, and by the time the evening was done they all got to add a row to their spreadsheets.

Now you're just fucking with us.

No, the guy wasn't fucking the gator. I mean I'm pretty sure I would remember that if he was. That would be an accomplishment and on itself if it was able to successfully do that while it was conscious. Conversation took a weird turn, but it's probably not the weirdest thing that's been discussed on here. There's a guy obsessed with talking about dolphins and he keeps making a new thread every time the old one gets locked regarding a bridge. I'd say that's a little weird.

My hope is that this is how the Dolphin Wars gets remembered as time goes on.

[The_Ginger]

I would personally prefer the following:

- I-28 between Amarillo & Fort Worth (at 35W)
- I-47 between Fort Worth & Beaumont

It's also an amazing response!

Similar to how it feels to use the [Preview] button to make sure your post is formatted correctly.

What does it feel like to predict the future?

Crap... 

This is a thing of beauty! (yes, I used [PREVIEW] to format my post correctly  )

[vdeane]

There's a guy obsessed with talking about dolphins and he keeps making a new thread every time the old one gets locked regarding a bridge.

Aren't there a lot of furries in IT?  He probably has a dolphin fursona.

[Plutonic Panda]

There's a guy obsessed with talking about dolphins and he keeps making a new thread every time the old one gets locked regarding a bridge.

Aren't there a lot of furries in IT?  He probably has a dolphin fursona.

For some reason the ratio of employees to lowkey furry lovers would seem higher in the IT world.