Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[hotdogPi]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to drive someone up a wall.

[1995hoo]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

The effect the club's loft has on how the ball flies and how far it will roll when it lands.

[The_Ginger]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

I haven't driven yet, but I would assume it's how to scale a 90° wall in a vehicle.

[I-55]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

Merging onto the interstate is dangerous and for safety reasons should be performed between 30-35 mph in all circumstances.

[xonhulu]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to steer with your knee when holding food and drink.

[kphoger]

The effect the club's loft has on how the ball flies and how far it will roll when it lands.

*groan*

I guess, technically, the OP only stipulates that "the conversation starter should be road-related", not necessarily people's replies...

[kphoger]

How to steer with your knee when holding food and drink.

Best answer so far!

[1995hoo]

The effect the club's loft has on how the ball flies and how far it will roll when it lands.

*groan*

I guess, technically, the OP only stipulates that "the conversation starter should be road-related", not necessarily people's replies...

The sort of driving I referenced could be considered road-related, I guess, if you're familiar with the joke about Tiger Woods at the gas station:

Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a gas station in a remote part of Ireland. Paddy, who knows nothing about golf, says, "Top of the morning to you, sir!"

Tiger nods and bends over to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his pocket.

"What are those?"

Tiger replies, "These are called tees. They are for resting my balls on when I am driving."

"Fuck me," says Paddy, "those guys at Volvo think of everything!"

[kphoger]

Clearview

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

[Big John]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to drive a hard bargain when buying a vehicle.

[ModernDayWarrior]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to keep your eyes on the road while [censored].

[TheCatalyst31]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to jump your car over the river when you need to outrun the cops.

[MikeTheActuary]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to lobby for construction of The Hypotenuse.

[formulanone]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to lobby for construction of The Hypotenuse.

That's taught in Geometry class.

[Max Rockatansky]

13 MAR 2026

What's one driving-related thing that just isn't taught enough by instructors?

How to lobby for construction of The Hypotenuse.

That's taught in Geometry class.

Poor old Diesel Sabb didn't attend one.

[CoreySamson]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

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I propose a thread for toilets used, complete with an interactive map documenting each one run by Rothman.

[The_Ginger]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

Planets.

[Big John]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

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I propose a thread for toilets used, complete with an interactive map documenting each one run by Rothman.

jail/prison cells

[xonhulu]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

Highways You've Seen On A Map.

[Max Rockatansky]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

Roads, streets and highways you have urinated alongside of.  We already have the highest classification thread...

[CoreySamson]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

Roads, streets and highways you have urinated alongside of.  We already have the highest classification thread...

OK 147, in the rain. That's the only one I can recall. I drank too many Celsiuses that day.

[NE2]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

Walmarts firebombed.

Yes, I'm gonna say that and then not firebomb a Walmart.

[Sapphuby]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

most times stretched on a road trip

[pderocco]

15 MAR 2026

Many people track things they've done on this forum, such as clinched counties or routes. What's something that we need a tracking thread for?

Highways you've clinched in Street View.

[pderocco]

I propose a thread for toilets used, complete with an interactive map documenting each one run by Rothman.

Does Rothman get the runs often?