Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

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kphoger

#550
August 21, 2025, 02:25:51 PM  
Quote from: ModernDayWarrior on August 21, 2025, 02:20:25 PMThose fake license plates with first names that kids put on their bicycles.

I have early childhood memories of making my own license plates for my Big Wheel.  Did anyone else do this?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

freebrickproductions

#551
August 21, 2025, 02:36:28 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Goats.
It's all fun & games until someone summons Cthulhu and brings about the end of the world.

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pderocco

#552
August 21, 2025, 02:44:48 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.
Tapping.

formulanone

#553
August 21, 2025, 02:49:00 PM   Last Edit: August 21, 2025, 02:51:34 PM by formulanone
Quote from: freebrickproductions on August 21, 2025, 01:54:34 PM
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Whatever the fuck those things "sovereign citizens" like(d) to put on their cars were.

People who have confused the novelty section of a Stuckey's with the play Hamilton, in conjunction with their fascination for exploding metal penises.

kphoger

#554
August 21, 2025, 03:02:59 PM  
Quote from: formulanone on August 21, 2025, 02:49:00 PMPeople who have confused the novelty section of a Stuckey's with the play Hamilton, in conjunction with their fascination for exploding metal penises.

How could anyone possibly find an exploding metal penis anything BUT fascinating?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Scott5114

#555
August 21, 2025, 03:20:26 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PMLicense plates should be done away with, replaced by

A loudspeaker that plays a recording loop of the TikTok text-to-speech voice saying the registration number.
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

1995hoo

#556
August 21, 2025, 03:40:16 PM  
Quote from: pderocco on August 21, 2025, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.
Tapping.


Gives new meaning to "I'd tap that."  :hmm:
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—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

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PColumbus73

#557
August 21, 2025, 04:06:18 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Lasagna, or pasta dish of choice

kphoger

#558
August 21, 2025, 04:28:29 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

... the actual registration receipt, affixed to the bumper, protected from the elements by one of these:

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

TheCatalyst31

#559
August 21, 2025, 08:29:04 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.
Painting your social security number on your bumper.

vdeane

#560
August 21, 2025, 08:37:40 PM  
Quote from: Sapphuby on August 21, 2025, 01:48:48 PM
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

Nothing. It's all common law now.
Except classic cars which, due to their relative scarcity, fall under uncommon law.
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LilianaUwU

#561
August 21, 2025, 09:35:06 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.

"Y'all get license plates?" -Las Vegas, probably
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CoreySamson

#562
August 21, 2025, 09:47:34 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on August 21, 2025, 12:45:21 PM21 AUG 2025:

License plates should be done away with, replaced by ________.
Toll transponders mounted on the plate holder.
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