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Weird road signs contest: Which one is wackiest?

Started by tchafe1978, September 02, 2012, 05:27:11 PM

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tchafe1978

I saw this on msn.com today. Thought it was kinds of fun, even though not all are road signs. Also made me wonder if anybody here has seen anything wackier?

http://lifeinc.today.com/_news/2012/08/30/13553692-weird-road-signs-contest-which-one-is-wackiest?lite


NE2

This one's probably shopped:


Incidentally, their editor sucks:
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tchafe1978

Yeah, I noticed that too. Even at the bottom of the article, it has a couple of corrections, which still aren't correct. Still a fun article, though.

NE2

I think my favorite weird 'official' sign is this one:

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colinstu

"CAUTION" sign... http://goo.gl/maps/omLxB

Caution WHAT?! lol. There's nothing around here I feel like I should be cautious about besides other drivers, but that's a given just about anywhere. This sign has to be a remnant of something before and has been forgotten about.

In a random neighborhood there was a sign that read "DEAF CHILD"... Okay I understand the meaning behind this one, but it sounds scary. There are better alternate versions nowadays (Deaf Child Area, SLOW Deaf Child, etc). I remember this sign being just a little bit on the rusty side too, again probably forgotten about but left up because it makes people slow down.

deathtopumpkins

colinstu, they must have been taking a lesson from Massachusetts. Those plain "CAUTION" signs are everywhere, along with such exceedingly helpful ones as:

"CHILDREN"

"DEAF SLOW PERSON"

and possibly my favorite... "BAD INTERSECTION" (dangerous intersection is a standard Mass sign, but I've only seen bad once, in Lowell).
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agentsteel53

Quote from: NE2 on September 02, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
I think my favorite weird 'official' sign is this one:

["this is not highway 89"]

is that in Vermont?  because if so, that would be referring to interstate 89.

I know of a 12 similar to it in Vermont, and it is in a location where it is indeed useful, as 12 takes a turn, and a residential street of similar quality continues forward.
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Judging by the landscape, the 89 sign looks to be much farther southwest.
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My brother took this picture during a trip to Hawaii:





I spotted this on a street in my neighborhood a few months ago. Don't know if it's still there since I seldom use that street. I have no idea where they got this sign or who posted it.

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Quote from: colinstu on September 03, 2012, 04:11:34 AM
"CAUTION" sign... http://goo.gl/maps/omLxB

Caution WHAT?!

In Madison County, OH there's a county road with a few signs that say "DRIVE WITH CARE" (in Series B with lots of interletter spacing, in true Madison County style) and advisory speed plaques of something like 40 MPH.  (GSV apparently never made it down that road.)  No, I'm not going to stick to your non-binding advisory speed unless you give me a specific reason to slow down.  The road is, as far as I can tell, just about as safe as any other county road in the area.
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kurumi

Quote from: agentsteel53 on September 03, 2012, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: NE2 on September 02, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
I think my favorite weird 'official' sign is this one:

["this is not highway 89"]

is that in Vermont?  because if so, that would be referring to interstate 89.

I know of a 12 similar to it in Vermont, and it is in a location where it is indeed useful, as 12 takes a turn, and a residential street of similar quality continues forward.

There's a "this is not US 89" sign on UT 143 south of Panguitch, Utah: http://www.flickr.com/photos/therealkurumi/4424332432/

The sign NE2 posted is different, but the topography would not be out of place along US 89.
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Quote from: colinstu on September 03, 2012, 04:11:34 AM
"CAUTION" sign... http://goo.gl/maps/omLxB

Caution WHAT?! lol. There's nothing around here I feel like I should be cautious about besides other drivers, but that's a given just about anywhere. This sign has to be a remnant of something before and has been forgotten about.

In a random neighborhood there was a sign that read "DEAF CHILD"... Okay I understand the meaning behind this one, but it sounds scary. There are better alternate versions nowadays (Deaf Child Area, SLOW Deaf Child, etc). I remember this sign being just a little bit on the rusty side too, again probably forgotten about but left up because it makes people slow down.

More likely, just forgotten.  These types of signs do little to nothing in the way of actually affecting traffic speed.

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1995hoo

Quote from: kurumi on September 04, 2012, 01:33:27 AM
Quote from: agentsteel53 on September 03, 2012, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: NE2 on September 02, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
I think my favorite weird 'official' sign is this one:

["this is not highway 89"]

is that in Vermont?  because if so, that would be referring to interstate 89.

I know of a 12 similar to it in Vermont, and it is in a location where it is indeed useful, as 12 takes a turn, and a residential street of similar quality continues forward.

There's a "this is not US 89" sign on UT 143 south of Panguitch, Utah: http://www.flickr.com/photos/therealkurumi/4424332432/

The sign NE2 posted is different, but the topography would not be out of place along US 89.

The one NE2 posted seems unlikely to be anywhere on the East Coast because of (a) the topography (recognizing that thing in the background COULD be a landfill, I guess) and (b) the wording–I can't say I've heard many people on the East Coast say "Highway XX" as opposed to "Route XX" or just plain "XX."
"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

elsmere241

Quote from: 1995hoo on September 03, 2012, 11:27:23 AM
My brother took this picture during a trip to Hawaii:


Oregon should put some signs along I-84 warning about invisible trucks.




BamaZeus

Quote from: PennDOTFan on September 02, 2012, 09:25:57 PM
Angry cloud sign of Quebec:


I still say it looks like Rip Taylor blowing confetti on someone

NE2

Quote from: 1995hoo on September 04, 2012, 09:24:25 AM
Quote from: kurumi on September 04, 2012, 01:33:27 AM
Quote from: agentsteel53 on September 03, 2012, 11:13:55 AM
Quote from: NE2 on September 02, 2012, 08:14:54 PM
I think my favorite weird 'official' sign is this one:

["this is not highway 89"]

is that in Vermont?  because if so, that would be referring to interstate 89.

I know of a 12 similar to it in Vermont, and it is in a location where it is indeed useful, as 12 takes a turn, and a residential street of similar quality continues forward.

There's a "this is not US 89" sign on UT 143 south of Panguitch, Utah: http://www.flickr.com/photos/therealkurumi/4424332432/

The sign NE2 posted is different, but the topography would not be out of place along US 89.

The one NE2 posted seems unlikely to be anywhere on the East Coast because of (a) the topography (recognizing that thing in the background COULD be a landfill, I guess) and (b) the wording–I can't say I've heard many people on the East Coast say "Highway XX" as opposed to "Route XX" or just plain "XX."

Bloody hell. I linked the image to the Flickr page.
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r-dub

Two good ones from my travels:

On Colorado 14 in Poudre Canyon. I guess that you have plenty of time to read all that when your road isn't plowed.


Deep in Wyoming on I-80. Yeah, the sign makes sense, but still fun to figure out at 85 75 mph (don't speed there y'all!). And the mountain graphic is spiffy!
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colinstu

Quote from: ctsignguy on September 08, 2012, 06:37:46 AM


"You didnt say "Please"...."

Requested doesn't mean required. Heh, pretty useless sign.

kphoger

Quote from: colinstu on September 08, 2012, 07:03:01 AM
Quote from: ctsignguy on September 08, 2012, 06:37:46 AM


"You didnt say "Please"...."

Requested doesn't mean required. Heh, pretty useless sign.

And . . . requested by whom?  The guy who lives five houses down on the left?

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