Who in here has a tatoo

Started by roadman65, January 25, 2015, 06:27:44 PM

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roadman65

I was just curious to know if anyone here has gotten a tattoo or two or may be three or even a sleeve?

Me you will not catch me having ink injected into any part of me, but how about the rest of you.
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corco

I have a tattoo on my dick, but that's it

bugo

I was going to get my name tattooed on my penis, but it wouldn't fit.

hbelkins

Quote from: bugo on January 25, 2015, 07:18:49 PM
I was going to get my name tattooed on my penis, but it wouldn't fit.

Quote from: corco on January 25, 2015, 07:09:21 PM
I have a tattoo on my dick, but that's it

Reminds me of an old joke in which someone had "Joe" tattooed on their manhood when soft, but when erect it read, "Eat at Joe's Steakhouse, Chattanooga, Tennessee."




Quote from: roadman65 on January 25, 2015, 06:27:44 PM
I was just curious to know if anyone here has gotten a tattoo or two or may be three or even a sleeve?

Me you will not catch me having ink injected into any part of me, but how about the rest of you.

Nope, and I have no plans to do so. My dislike of needles plays the biggest role in that decision.
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Quote from: hbelkins on January 25, 2015, 08:33:00 PM
Quote from: bugo on January 25, 2015, 07:18:49 PM
I was going to get my name tattooed on my penis, but it wouldn't fit.

Quote from: corco on January 25, 2015, 07:09:21 PM
I have a tattoo on my dick, but that's it

Reminds me of an old joke in which someone had "Joe" tattooed on their manhood when soft, but when erect it read, "Eat at Joe's Steakhouse, Chattanooga, Tennessee."


Reminds me of this one:

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.

To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. We have great beaches, great ladies, and great sun, mon! Have a nice day.'"

signalman

Just like hb, the reason that I have no tattoos is due to my dislike of needles.  Personally, I like them and I know what and where I would get if I were willing to endure the pain.

hbelkins

Actually, even if I didn't dislike needles, I wouldn't get one.
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Quote from: hbelkins on January 26, 2015, 11:01:20 AM
Actually, even if I didn't dislike needles, I wouldn't get one.

Pretty much this.
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Takumi

I have no issue with needles, but I don't want one. I have no problem with people having them; I just don't want one.
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1995hoo

I do not have one and will never get one. It wouldn't go over well in my line of work and just isn't my style anyway.
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No, I don't.  I'm not Ricardo Montalban, and this is not Fantasy Island.
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jakeroot

The fear of permanently attaching myself to something is much greater than my fear of needles.

US 41

I personally hate tatoos. I also don't date girls with tatoos, because I think think they look ugly and a bit slutty.
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bugo

Quote from: US 41 on January 26, 2015, 06:54:24 PM
I personally hate tatoos. I also don't date girls with tatoos, because I think think they look ugly and a bit slutty.

Good luck finding one. Most girls I know have at least one. I'm with you - I don't like them on girls either but I've learned to accept them, as long as they aren't too big or in certain places.

bugo

My Lateralus flaming eye didn't hurt, but the Razorback stung a little. If anybody is not getting one because of a fear of needles then you have nothing to fear.

bugo

Quote from: hbelkins on January 26, 2015, 11:01:20 AM
Actually, even if I didn't dislike needles, I wouldn't get one.

You should get a Kentucky Wildcats tattoo to match my Razorback.

Takumi

Quote from: bugo on January 26, 2015, 07:44:04 PM
Quote from: US 41 on January 26, 2015, 06:54:24 PM
I personally hate tatoos. I also don't date girls with tatoos, because I think think they look ugly and a bit slutty.

Good luck finding one. Most girls I know have at least one. I'm with you - I don't like them on girls either but I've learned to accept them, as long as they aren't too big or in certain places.

This. I know way, way more women that have them than don't.
Quote from: Rothman on July 15, 2021, 07:52:59 AM
Olive Garden must be stopped.  I must stop them.

Don't @ me. Seriously.

jakeroot

Quote from: Takumi on January 26, 2015, 08:44:41 PM
Quote from: bugo on January 26, 2015, 07:44:04 PM
Quote from: US 41 on January 26, 2015, 06:54:24 PM
I personally hate tatoos. I also don't date girls with tatoos, because I think think they look ugly and a bit slutty.

Good luck finding one. Most girls I know have at least one. I'm with you - I don't like them on girls either but I've learned to accept them, as long as they aren't too big or in certain places.

This. I know way, way more women that have them than don't.

I think the difference is the occasional tramp stamp vs the whole fucking face covered by a snake.

adventurernumber1

You can say I really, really, really don't like tatoos.  :-D

For some of the reasons listed: Terrible pain from a needle, something that is permanent, and I just don't like them and it is definitely not my style.

Agreeing with US 41, I also do not find a tatoo on a girl attractive at all. No offense to anyone, but it just looks really tacky and sometimes creepy. That might turn me off more than almost anything.

Duke87

Blech. Tattoos are trashy. I have none and would be embarrassed to be seen in public with someone who has a particularly visible one. To my eyes that shows an utter lack of self-respect and dignity.


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kurumi

Do any of you get a dotted or squiggly red line while typing if you spell it like "tatoo"? I see that in Firefox, Chrome and Safari.

Kind of a double standard, but... people who would look good without ink also look good with it. I remember a woman I saw in SF last fall, with ink on the arms, shoulders, neck, and part of the face. Looked stunning. But she was good-looking anyway. I don't know how that will all look 30 years from now, but that's not my concern :-)

As for me, I just have an XIV on the neck and five tears... just kidding. I don't have any, probably for similar reasons I don't have bumper stickers. Nothing that I feel I need to say right away, before I even start talking to someone.
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Alps

I like tatos. I prefer mine in cheese curds and gravy.

vdeane

I don't have any.  Not my style, and I don't find them particularly attractive either.  I don't understand the current craze.
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1995hoo

Quote from: kurumi on January 27, 2015, 12:25:21 AM
Do any of you get a dotted or squiggly red line while typing if you spell it like "tatoo"? I see that in Firefox, Chrome and Safari.

....

That's because the correct spelling is "tattoo."




Quote from: Takumi on January 26, 2015, 08:44:41 PM
Quote from: bugo on January 26, 2015, 07:44:04 PM
Quote from: US 41 on January 26, 2015, 06:54:24 PM
I personally hate tatoos. I also don't date girls with tatoos, because I think think they look ugly and a bit slutty.

Good luck finding one. Most girls I know have at least one. I'm with you - I don't like them on girls either but I've learned to accept them, as long as they aren't too big or in certain places.

This. I know way, way more women that have them than don't.

Must be a generational thing. Most women I know do not have them.
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—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.



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