Pooping Slides

[Brandon]

I thought some here might get a kick out of this one, given the meme around here.

Ypsilanti is on alert for playground pooper who leaves his mark on park slides

Someone has been soiling slides at an Ypsilanti playground over the last six months, prompting city officials to take measures to put a stop to the mystery pooper.

[Takumi]

I imagined this thread was going to consist of a slide show of people defecating. Fortunately, my expectations did not occur.

[Duke87]

Police Chief Tony DeGiusti, in an e-mail sent in January, ordered officers to "make frequent checks in the area and record them on your daily log."

And look out for the daily log when you make frequent checks in the area, amirite?


Also, I love how the author of the article has gone and assumed that the poopetrator is male. You never know, guys, you never know...

[vdeane]

He is recording the checks on his log every day.

Let's think about what that means.









The mental imagery... it JUST WON'T STOP!

[hbelkins]

I thought some here might get a kick out of this one, given the meme around here.

Ypsilanti is on alert for playground pooper who leaves his mark on park slides

Someone has been soiling slides at an Ypsilanti playground over the last six months, prompting city officials to take measures to put a stop to the mystery pooper.

Defecating outside during the winter months in Michigan.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "pooing is cool."

[Brian556]

...and you thought the turd streaks on the bottom of the toilet bowl were impressive.

[SteveG1988]

[renegade]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "pooing is cool."

No.  Just ... No.

[SteveG1988]

[Brandon]

From the "pooing is cool" file:

I-94 billboard aims to flush out Ypsilanti playground pooper

A billboard along I-94 is part of an effort to help catch a person who has been soiling slides at an Ypsilanti playground during the last six months.

WJBK-TV reports Adams Outdoor Advertising put eye-catching messages such as "Help us flush the pooper" on an electronic billboard about the case around Exit 183 near Ypsilanti.

WJBK-TV has images of the messages.

[1995hoo]

I was in court for a motions hearing this morning and one of the matters ahead of mine on the docket included a discussion of "chicken poop" (it was a dispute over nuisance allegations involving barking dogs and crapping chickens in someone's backyard).

[Zeffy]

From the "pooing is cool" file:

I-94 billboard aims to flush out Ypsilanti playground pooper

A billboard along I-94 is part of an effort to help catch a person who has been soiling slides at an Ypsilanti playground during the last six months.

WJBK-TV reports Adams Outdoor Advertising put eye-catching messages such as "Help us flush the pooper" on an electronic billboard about the case around Exit 183 near Ypsilanti.

WJBK-TV has images of the messages.

I just... I mean... WHAT? LOL. 

[getemngo]

Update: He's been caught! No charges have been pressed, but he's stopped. For now.

Reminds me of a great Bob's Burgers episode from about a year ago (sadly, this is audio only):

[kkt]

NE2?  Is this what it's come to?