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formulanone

#75
July 21, 2025, 03:08:25 PM  
Quote from: Mav94 on July 21, 2025, 11:51:31 AM
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2025, 09:23:25 AMJuly 21:

With the advent of self-driving cars, __________ will no longer be needed.

Self-caring drivers.

I feel sucker-punched.

xonhulu

#76
July 21, 2025, 04:41:49 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 21, 2025, 09:23:25 AMJuly 21:

With the advent of self-driving cars, __________ will no longer be needed.

Arms.

NE2

#77
July 21, 2025, 05:14:26 PM  
Rideable guide dogs.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

epzik8

#78
July 21, 2025, 07:13:53 PM  
Common sense
From the land of red, white, yellow and black.
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bassoon1986

#79
July 21, 2025, 09:25:55 PM  
Road signs

kphoger

#80
July 21, 2025, 10:37:05 PM  
Quote from: bassoon1986 on July 21, 2025, 09:25:55 PMRoad signs

But that's actually an idea that has gotten traction on the forum in the past.  Not totally unthinkable.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Scott5114

#81
July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AM  
July 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?
uncontrollable freak sardine salad chef

jlam

#82
July 22, 2025, 03:52:41 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?

As a status symbol. Lower numbers are higher in the driver hierarchy.

NE2

#83
July 22, 2025, 04:46:45 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?
So blind motorists can feel the raised characters and realize it's a car.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

GaryV

#84
July 22, 2025, 06:27:17 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?

So my wife can play her game of seeing how many state license plates she sees while on vacation.

1995hoo

#85
July 22, 2025, 08:09:05 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?

So that if you drive a Mazda, you'll look like you're endorsing Buc-ee's.

"You know, you never have a guaranteed spot until you have a spot guaranteed."
—Olaf Kolzig, as quoted in the Washington Times on March 28, 2003,
commenting on the Capitals clinching a playoff spot.

"That sounded stupid, didn't it?"
—Kolzig, to the same reporter a few seconds later.

kphoger

#86
July 22, 2025, 09:37:40 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?

because it bips
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger

#87
July 22, 2025, 09:57:14 AM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?

Because it makes people feel like their annual registration fee isn't a complete waste of money.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

JayhawkCO

#88
July 22, 2025, 10:28:45 AM  
Because it gives prisoners something to do while serving time.

xonhulu

#89
July 22, 2025, 12:25:43 PM  
Bumper protection.

vdeane

#90
July 22, 2025, 12:44:32 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?
To go with your license fork and your license knife.
Please note: All comments here represent my own personal opinion and do not reflect the official position of NYSDOT or its affiliates.

kphoger

#91
July 22, 2025, 12:48:30 PM  
Quote from: vdeane on July 22, 2025, 12:44:32 PMyour license fork and your license knife

Kansas does not issue those.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

formulanone

#92
July 22, 2025, 01:12:23 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on July 22, 2025, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: vdeane on July 22, 2025, 12:44:32 PMyour license fork and your license knife

Kansas does not issue those.

License trough and license spork?

TheCatalyst31

#93
July 22, 2025, 04:03:34 PM  
Quote from: Scott5114 on July 22, 2025, 03:15:34 AMJuly 22:
Why should you have a license plate on your car?
Because us license plate collectors have to get them from somewhere.

kphoger

#94
July 22, 2025, 04:08:20 PM  
Quote from: formulanone on July 22, 2025, 01:12:23 PMLicense trough and license spork?

No, we don't have to register our sporks with the government around here.  One of the perks of living in a red state, I guess.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

#95
July 22, 2025, 04:57:19 PM  
So I can makes messages like the guy from Virginia who had "EAT THE KIDS FIRST."

kphoger

#96
Today at 11:19:54 AM  
July 23:

If you could change one pedestrian-related traffic law, what would it be?
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

I-55

#97
Today at 11:56:38 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 11:19:54 AMJuly 23:

If you could change one pedestrian-related traffic law, what would it be?

Like cars, trains must yield to pedestrians
Purdue Civil Engineering '24
Quote from: I-55 on April 13, 2025, 09:39:41 PMThe correct question is "if ARDOT hasn't signed it, why does Google show it?" and the answer as usual is "because Google Maps signs stuff incorrectly all the time"

NE2

#98
Today at 11:58:11 AM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 11:19:54 AMJuly 23:

If you could change one pedestrian-related traffic law, what would it be?
Any car preceded by a goat has right of way at all zebra crossings, unless the pedestrian has a zebra.
pre-1945 Florida route log

I accept and respect your identity as long as it's not dumb shit like "identifying as a vaccinated attack helicopter".

kphoger

#99
Today at 12:06:48 PM  
Quote from: kphoger on Today at 11:19:54 AMJuly 23:

If you could change one pedestrian-related traffic law, what would it be?

OK, here's mine.

Pedestrians are only allowed on sidewalks.  If a street does not have a sidewalk, then no pedestrians are allowed on that street.
He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.
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