Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[1995hoo]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Arrange for Singaporeans to knock it down and clear the channel.

[thspfc]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Have one ship run into the bridge, ""on accident"". Problem solved for the 4.5 years it takes to rebuild. Rinse and repeat.

[kphoger]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Rename the bridge.

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Move the Port of Baltimore to Riviera Beach.

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Have the USAF "accidentally" drop a nuke on it.

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Build a tunnel instead.

[xonhulu]

Magnets.

[Mapmikey]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

Built a set of inbound and outbound locks a couple miles long that forces ships to a specific lane under the bridge.

[PNWRoadgeek]

8/2/2025: How would you fix the issue of ship collisions at the Key Bridge?

By doing nothing, it's not a big issue, heck, we don't even care about it right now. What we do care about is building a bunch of tiny replicas and maybe stitching them together throughout the old bridge.

[kkt]

Send to the Suez Canal Authority for a pilot.

[PNWRoadgeek]

Send to the Suez Canal Authority for a pilot.

That's not a good idea, why? Because the Suez Canal is nowhere near the bridge!