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Started by kphoger, July 17, 2025, 10:50:32 PM

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I-55

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

Whichever one requires greater use of the Road Anarchy mod
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kphoger

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

rock paper scissors

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Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

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Mapmikey

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

Whether they have the budget for 4 letters or for 5.

kphoger

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

They don't.  It's left up to the construction crew.

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Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Max Rockatansky

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

Engineers Roshambo over which gets built.

kphoger

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

The build a balsa wood 3-D mockup of both options.  Whichever one the boss thinks looks better, that's the one they go with.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

xonhulu

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

The modern approach is to carry out detailed, lengthy & costly planning studies to compare & contrast the utility of each, then just build a roundabout instead.

kphoger

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

By consulting Arthur Hale via spirit medium.  This is part of the standard EIS (Environmental Impact Séance) process.

He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

kphoger


He Is Already Here! Let's Go, Flamingo!
Dost thou understand the graveness of the circumstances?
Deut 23:13
Male pronouns, please.

Quote from: PKDIf you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them.

Henry

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?
They literally roll a pair of dice, and the option with the higher number wins. In case of a tie, they roll again until a winner is chosen.
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GaryV

Quote from: LilianaUwU on August 12, 2025, 02:28:13 AM8/12/2025:

How do highway engineers choose between over/underpasses for interchanges?

They do a study of how many bicycles and disabled pedestrians use the street. The higher the number, the higher the overpass.



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