Daily conversation: What is the worst possible answer?

[Mapmikey]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

A whirlpool which would function as an open water roundabout.

[jmacswimmer]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

A floating bridge for I-695, and then put the shipping channel onto a canal aqueduct crossing over the floating bridge. That way, nothing for ships to hit or cause to catch fire.

[JayhawkCO]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

Climate change. All the keys are now under water making the bridge moot.

[1995hoo]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The two existing approaches should remain in place but should simply be extended a bit further out over the water, and the road to either side should be realigned to provide a longer straightaway on approach so that drivers can build up the necessary speed to jump the gap in the style of Bo and Luke Duke.

Except that never worked for Sheriff Rosco.

Doesn't that just underscore that my answer is not a good one? And isn't the goal of the thread to give a bad answer?

[formulanone]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The two existing approaches should remain in place but should simply be extended a bit further out over the water, and the road to either side should be realigned to provide a longer straightaway on approach so that drivers can build up the necessary speed to jump the gap in the style of Bo and Luke Duke.

Except that never worked for Sheriff Rosco.

Doesn't that just underscore that my answer is not a good one? And isn't the goal of the thread to give a bad answer?

That's just a little bit more than the law would allow.

[kurumi]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The trampoline mushrooms from Mario Kart

[1995hoo]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The two existing approaches should remain in place but should simply be extended a bit further out over the water, and the road to either side should be realigned to provide a longer straightaway on approach so that drivers can build up the necessary speed to jump the gap in the style of Bo and Luke Duke.

Except that never worked for Sheriff Rosco.

Doesn't that just underscore that my answer is not a good one? And isn't the goal of the thread to give a bad answer?

That's just a little bit more than the law would allow.

Wouldn't change if I could.

[xonhulu]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The Key Fob Bridge.

[Big John]

The Key roller coaster

[vdeane]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

All traffic will be required to drive the submarine car from James Bond.

[NE2]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The old Seven Mile Bridge.

[Scott5114]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

The Password Bridge, which has to be rebuilt every 90 days (although most of the time Maryland just changes out one structural member and calls it good).

[Henry]

8/19/2025:  What would should the Key Bridge be replaced by?

Absolutely nothing; the loop is permanently severed because of this.